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Viktoria Köln vs Zwickau Match Preview


Week 26 brings us a match on Mar 11th, where Viktoria Köln hosts Zwickau at Sportpark Höhenberg in a meeting of these two mismatched 3. Liga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cold day, with daytime temperatures of only 4 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. Viktoria Köln sits at 10th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-0 shutout win against 1860 München. Philipp struck first for Viktoria Köln in the 41st minute on a feed from Robin Meißner, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed 1860 München couldn’t manage to score, and Viktoria Köln took the shutout win. Viktoria Köln is looking for direction having 4 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 18th placed Zwickau, recorded a 2-1 win against Verl. Johan Gomez struck first for Zwickau in the 3rd minute on a feed from Yannik Moker, then Yannic Voigt added another in the 43rd minute. Zwickau looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10.

On Sep 4th, Zwickau hosted Viktoria Köln in their last match together. Zwickau and Viktoria Köln battled to a 0-0 draw. Zwickau had 15 on net, and Viktoria Köln had 10, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,.

Zwickau’s top weapon lately has been Dominic Baumann, who has 2 goals in the last five matches. Simon Stehle and Mike Wunderlich are the top scorers for Viktoria Köln in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.

Elversberg vs Meppen Match Preview


On Saturday Mar 11th, in week 26, Elversberg will play host to Meppen in a clash of these two extremely mismatched 3. Liga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a windy and cold day, and temperatures reaching a maximum of only 4 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. 1st placed Elversberg is fresh off their 1-2 loss against Waldhof Mannheim. Julian Riedel struck first for Elversberg on an own goal in the 12th minute, then Fridolin Wagner tied it up for Waldhof Mannheim in the 71st minute on a feed from Alexander Rossipal But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback in the 72nd minute on a goal by Adrien Lebeau. Elversberg looks to continue their winning ways, having 7 wins in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Meppen recorded a 2-3 loss against Hallescher FC. Erich Berko scored the first goal for Hallescher FC in the 23rd minute, then in the 57th minute, Christoph Hemlein sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Lukas Eixler , but luckily for Hallescher FC it didn’t end there. They were able to keep scoring to earn the win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on Sun Sep 4th, Meppen and Elversberg battled to a 0-0 draw. Meppen had 12 on net, and Elversberg had 14, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,.

Meppen is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Marius Kleinsorge and Marcos Álvarez each only have 1 goal in their last 5. Elversberg’s most prolific scorer has been Nick Woltemade. The German attacker has netted three goals over the last 5 matches.

MSV Duisburg vs 1860 München Match Preview


On the 11th of March, in this week 26 match, MSV Duisburg hosts 1860 München at Schauinsland-reisen-arena in a meeting of these two closely matched 3. Liga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cold day, and temperatures reaching a maximum of only 4 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. MSV Duisburg is fresh off their 3-2 win against VfB Oldenburg. Julian Hettwer scored the first goal for MSV Duisburg in the 20th minute, then Hettwer added another in the 23rd minute on a feed from Caspar Jander. MSV Duisburg is looking for direction having 4 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches, while 1860 München sits at 8th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-1 loss against Viktoria Köln. Philipp scored the first goal for Viktoria Köln in the 41st minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring At the end of 90 a dissapointed 1860 München couldn’t manage to score, and Viktoria Köln took the shutout win. 1860 München looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10.

In their last match on Saturday Sep 3rd, 1860 München won by a score of 4 to 1. Albion Vrenezi struck first for 1860 München in the 2nd minute on a feed from Joseph Boyamba, then Fynn-Luca Lakenmacher added another in the 12th minute.

Marcel Bär has been the most prolific scorer on 1860 München in the last five matches with two goals. Both Moritz Stoppelkamp and Julian Hettwer have been the hottest scorers for MSV Duisburg in the last five each having scored 2 goals each.

Mosta vs Birkirkara Match Preview


March 11th features a match where Mosta hosts Birkirkara at Charles Abela Memorial Stadium in a meeting of these two Premier League teams. The game day is forecasted to be a windy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 15 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. In their last match, 6th placed Mosta, recorded a 1-2 loss against Hamrun Spartans. Eder scored the first goal for Hamrun Spartans in the 6th minute, then Sukisa added another in the 28th minute on a penalty shot. With 19 points in their last 10 matches Mosta should be reasonably happy with their performance, while birkirkara is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Marsaxlokk. Tiago Adan struck first for Marsaxlokk in the 47th minute, but Lisandro Cabrera got the equalizer for Birkirkara in the 66th minute earning Birkirkara a comeback draw. With 21 points in their last 10 matches Birkirkara should be reasonably happy with their performance.

In their last match on the 29th of October, Mosta was victorious by a score of 2 to 1. Simon Zibo struck first for Birkirkara in the 6th minute, then Brincat tied it up for Mosta in the 32nd minute Finally they completed the comback victory in the 35th minute on a goal by Jacob Akrong to cap off a wild match.

Birkirkara’s most prolific scorer has been Lisandro Cabrera. The Argentinian attacker has netted 3 goals over the last five matches. Mosta’s most prolific scorer has been Okoh. The Nigerian attacker has netted three goals over the last five matches.

Floriana vs Zebbug Rangers Match Preview


On the 11th of March, in this week 22 match, Floriana plays host to Zebbug Rangers in a clash of the Premier League. In their last match, Floriana recorded a 1-3 loss against Balzan. Aleksa Andrejić scored the first goal for Balzan in the 1st minute, then Bojan Kaljević added another in the 23rd minute. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 5 of their last 10, while zebbug Rangers is fresh off their 0-1 loss against Sirens. Leandro Almeida scored the first goal for Sirens on an own goal in the 53rd minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Zebbug Rangers couldn’t muster any offence and Sirens ran away with the shutout win. Zebbug Rangers looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 7 of their last 10.

In their last match together, Floriana took the match by a score of 1 to 0. El Hasni scored the first goal for Floriana in the 66th minute on a penalty, then Kemar Reid added another in the 66th minute from the penalty spot At the end of 90 a dissapointed Zebbug Rangers couldn’t manage to score, and Floriana took the shutout win.

Zebbug Rangers hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last five matches are Bondin and Charles Lokolingoy, and they each have 1 goal. Floriana hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are Kemar Reid and Trillo, and they each have 1 goal.

Hamrun Spartans vs Gzira United Match Preview


In a weekend match in week 22, on Sat Mar 11th, Hamrun Spartans will host Gzira United in a meeting of these two evenly matched Premier League teams. Weather on match day is looking like a windy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 15 degrees, a perfect day for football. Hamrun Spartans sits at 1st place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-1 win against Mosta. Eder scored the first goal for Hamrun Spartans in the 6th minute, then Sukisa added another in the 28th minute from the penalty spot. Hamrun Spartans is on a hot streak lately, having won 9 of their last 10 matches, while gzira United is fresh off their 1-2 loss against Valletta. Kilian Bevis scored the first goal for Valletta in the 14th minute, then Paiber Brandon Diego added another in the 78th minute on a penalty kick. With 20 points in their last 10 matches Gzira United should be reasonably happy with their performance.

In their last match on the 30th of October, Hamrun Spartans was victorious by a score of 2 to 1. Luke Tabone scored the first goal for Gzira United in the 25th minute, then Elvis Mashike Sukisa tied it up for Hamrun Spartans in the 32nd minute But luckily in the 79th minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by Luke Montebello.

Jefferson Mateus de Assis Estacio has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, the attacker has scored 5 goals for Gzira United. Hamrun Spartans is fortunate enough to have Elvis Mashike Sukisa in top form. In the last 5 matches the attacker has scored four goals.

Al Wasl vs Al Sharjah Match Preview


In this week 19 match, on Saturday Mar 11th, Al Wasl will host Al Sharjah in a clash of the UAE League. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 26 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. In their last match, Al Wasl recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Al Dhafra. Soufiane Bouftini struck first for Al Wasl in the 15th minute, then Tomás Chancalay added another in the 89th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Al Dhafra couldn’t manage to score, and Al Wasl took the shutout win. Al Wasl is on a hot streak lately, having won 7 of their last 10 matches, while 5th placed Al Sharjah is fresh off their 2-3 loss against Al Jazira. Djaniny Tavares scored the first goal for Al Sharjah in the 2nd minute, but Al Hajeri got the equalizer for Al Jazira in the 52nd minute But luckily in the 84th minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by Al Shamsi. With 18 points in their last 10 matches Al Sharjah should be reasonably happy with their performance.

In their last match together, Al Wasl took the match by a score of 1 to 0. Gilberto struck first for Al Wasl in the 70th minute on a feed from Virginio de Lima, then Gilberto added another in the 70th minute on a feed from Fabio Virginio de Lima At the end of 90 a dissapointed Al Sharjah couldn’t manage to score, and Al Wasl took the shutout win.

Both Caio and Djaniny Tavares have been the hottest scorers for Al Sharjah in the last 5 each having scored 2 goals. Al Wasl is glad to have Tomás Chancalay in top form. In the last five matches the attacker has scored five goals.

Al Nasr vs Bani Yas Match Preview


In this 19th week match, on Saturday Mar 11th, Al Nasr will host Bani Yas at Rashid Al-maktoum Stadium in a clash of the UAE League. Al Nasr is fresh off their 0-1 loss against Al Wahda. Kruspzky struck first for Al Wahda in the 64th minute on a feed from Adrien Silva, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Al Nasr couldn’t muster any offence and Al Wahda ran away with the shutout win. Al Nasr looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10, while bani Yas sits at 10th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-3 loss against Ajman. Walid Azarou scored the first goal for Ajman in the 17th minute, then Mohamed Ben Larbi added another in the 5th minute of the first half’s stoppage time. Bani Yas looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, Bani Yas and Al Nasr battled to a 1-1 draw. Mendes da Graca scored the first goal for Bani Yas on an own goal in the 36th minute, then Dembo Darboe got the equalizer for Al Nasr in the 86th minute on a feed from Mohamed Omer squeezing out at least the one point for Al Nasr.

Nicolás Giménez has been the most effective weapon for Bani Yas lately. The Argentinian midfielder has netted 3 goals in his last 5 matches. Al Nasr’s most prolific scorer has been Adel Taarabt. He has netted two goals over the last five matches.

Al Jazira vs Shabab Al Ahli Dubai Match Preview


On Mar 11th, Al Jazira hosts Shabab Al Ahli Dubai in a meeting of these two closely matched UAE League teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 25 degrees, a perfect day for football. In their last match, Al Jazira recorded a 3-2 win against Al Sharjah. Djaniny Tavares scored the first goal for Al Sharjah in the 2nd minute, then Al Hajeri tied it up for Al Jazira in the 52nd minute Finally they completed the comback in the 84th minute on a goal by Khalfan Mubarak Al Shamsi to cap off a wild match. Al Jazira should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 19 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 1st placed Shabab Al Ahli Dubai, recorded a 2-1 win against Al Ittihad Kalba. Federico Nicolas Cartabia struck first for Shabab Al Ahli Dubai in the 5th minute, then Yuri Cesar added another in the 66th minute. Shabab Al Ahli Dubai is on a hot streak lately, with 7 wins in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, Al Jazira and Shabab Al Ahli Dubai battled to a 2-2 draw. Oumar Traore struck first for Al Jazira in the 37th minute, but Guilherme Bala got the equalizer for Shabab Al Ahli Dubai in the 51st minute .

Shabab Al Ahli Dubai is glad to have Federico Nicolas Cartabia in top form. In the last 5 matches the midfielder has scored four goals. Al Hajeri has been the most prolific scorer on Al Jazira in his last five matches with three goals.

Erzgebirge Aue vs Rot-Weiss Essen Match Preview


Mar 11th features a match where Rot-Weiss Essen and Erzgebirge Aue will play a match in Aue in a meeting of these two 3. Liga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cold day, and temperatures reaching a maximum of only 0 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. In their last match, Erzgebirge Aue recorded a 0-1 loss against Dynamo Dresden. Arslaner Ahmet scored the first goal for Dynamo Dresden in the 39th minute on a penalty kick, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Erzgebirge Aue couldn’t muster any offence and Dynamo Dresden ran away with the shutout win. Erzgebirge Aue should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 19 points in their last 10 matches, while 13th placed Rot-Weiss Essen is fresh off their 2-0 shutout win against Bayreuth. Felix Herzenbruch struck first for Rot-Weiss Essen in the 61st minute, then Björn Rother added another in the 68th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Bayreuth couldn’t manage to score, and Rot-Weiss Essen took the shutout win. Rot-Weiss Essen is looking for direction having 2 win and 2 losses in their last 10 matches.

Erzgebirge Aue and Rot-Weiss Essen last played eachother at the Stadion Essen on the 2nd of September. Rot-Weiss Essen won by a score of 2 to 1. Felix Bastians scored the first goal for Rot-Weiss Essen in the 23rd minute, then Sam Schreck tied it up for Erzgebirge Aue in the 55th minute on a feed from Borys Tashchy.

Rot-Weiss Essen’s most prolific scorer has been Björn Rother. The German midfielder has netted two goals over the last 5 matches. Antonio Jonjic has been the most prolific scorer on Erzgebirge Aue in his last five matches with three goals.