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Osnabrück vs VfB Oldenburg Match Preview


On Sat Mar 11th, in week 26, VfB Oldenburg will travel to Osnabrück to battle Osnabrück in a meeting of these two extremely mismatched 3. Liga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cold day, and temperatures reaching a maximum of only 3 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. Osnabrück sits at 4th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-1 win against Saarbrücken. Julian Gunther-Schmidt struck first for Saarbrücken in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time on a feed from Dominik Ernst, then in the 65th minute, Robert Tesche sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Ba-Muaka Simakala Finally they completed the comback in the 68th minute on a goal by Erik Engelhardt to cap off a wild match. Osnabrück is on a hot streak lately, having won 9 of their last 10, while vfB Oldenburg is fresh off their 2-3 loss against MSV Duisburg. Hettwer struck first for MSV Duisburg in the 20th minute, then Hettwer added another in the 23rd minute on a feed from Caspar Jander. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 7 of their last 10.

VfB Oldenburg and Osnabrück last played eachother at the Marschwegstadion on the 3rd of September. VfB Oldenburg was victorious by a score of 4 to 3. Wegner scored the first goal for VfB Oldenburg in the 3rd minute, then Ba-Muaka Simakala tied it up for Osnabrück in the 6th minute , but fortunately for VfB Oldenburg it didn’t end there. They added more goals to be able to earn themselves the win.

VfB Oldenburg’s top weapon lately has been Manfred Starke, who has 2 goals in the last 5 matches. Erik Engelhardt has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, the attacker has scored 5 goals for Osnabrück.

Arminia Bielefeld vs Darmstadt 98 Match Preview


On Sat Mar 11th, in week 24, Arminia Bielefeld hosts Darmstadt 98 at Schücoarena in a meeting of these two extremely mismatched 2. Bundesliga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cold day, with daytime temperatures of only 2 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. Arminia Bielefeld is fresh off their 3-3 draw against Eintracht Braunschweig. Jomaine Consbruch scored the first goal for Arminia Bielefeld in the 6th minute, then Bryan Lasme added another in the 11th minute. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches, while darmstadt 98 sits at 1st place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-1 loss against Heidenheim. Jan-Niklas Beste scored the first goal for Heidenheim in the 89th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Darmstadt 98 couldn’t muster any offence and Heidenheim ran away with the shutout win. Darmstadt 98 should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 21 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on Sun Sep 4th, Darmstadt 98 and Arminia Bielefeld battled to a 1-1 draw. Braydon Manu scored the first goal for Darmstadt 98 in the 8th minute, then Robin Hack tied it up for Arminia Bielefeld in the 4th minute of the second half’s stoppage time earning Arminia Bielefeld a comeback draw.

Mathias Honsak has been the most effective weapon for Darmstadt 98 lately. The Austrian defender has netted three goals in his last five matches. Arminia Bielefeld’s most prolific scorer has been Fabian Klos. The German attacker has netted 2 goals over the last five matches.

St. Pauli vs Greuther Fürth Match Preview


Week 24 features a match on Saturday Mar 11th, where St. Pauli will host Greuther Fürth at Millerntor-stadion in a meeting of these two 2. Bundesliga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cold day, with daytime temperatures of only 1 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. St. Pauli sits at 7th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-1 win against Paderborn. Lukas Daschner struck first for St. Pauli in the 15th minute, then Lukas Daschner added another in the 42nd minute. St. Pauli should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 21 points in their last 10 matches, while greuther Fürth is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Hannover 96. Weydandt scored the first goal for Hannover 96 in the 54th minute, but Branimir Hrgota got the equalizer for Greuther Fürth in the 57th minute earning them at least the one point. Greuther Fürth should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 17 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Sportpark Ronhof Thomas Sommer, Greuther Fürth and St. Pauli battled to a 2-2 draw. Marcel Hartel scored the first goal for St. Pauli in the 19th minute, then Hrgota tied it up for Greuther Fürth in the 48th minute .

Ragnar Ache has been the most prolific scorer on Greuther Fürth in his last five matches with 3 goals. Lukas Daschner has been the most prolific scorer on St. Pauli in his last 5 matches with three goals.

Lugano vs Zürich Match Preview


On the 11th of March, in this week 24 match, Zürich will travel to St. Gallen to battle Lugano in a clash of the Super League. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 10 degrees, which is great football weather. In their last match, Lugano recorded a 1-1 draw against Sion. Ousmane Doumbia struck first for Lugano in the 34th minute on a feed from Milton Valenzuela, then in the 66th minute, Reto Ziegler sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Giovanni Sio earning Sion a comeback draw. Lugano is looking for direction having 3 win and 1 losses in their last 10 matches, while zürich sits at 8th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-1 draw against Servette. Enzo Crivelli scored the first goal for Servette in the 73rd minute, but Calixte Paul Ligue got the equalizer for Zürich in the 78th minute earning them at least the one point. With 19 points in their last 10 matches Zürich should be reasonably happy with their performance.

In their last match together, in Kybunpark, Lugano was victorious by a score of 2 to 0 in front of almost four thousand excited fans. Renato Steffen struck first for Lugano in the 12th minute, then Ignacio Aliseda added another in the 71st minute on a feed from Allan Arigoni At the end of 90 a dissapointed Zürich couldn’t manage to score, and Lugano took the shutout win.

Zürich is fortunate enough to have Tosin Aiyegun in top form. In the last 5 matches the midfielder has scored four goals. Lugano’s most prolific scorer has been Žan Celar. He has netted two goals over the last 5 matches.

Korona Kielce vs Radomiak Radom Match Preview


Week 24 features a match on Saturday Mar 11th, where Korona Kielce hosts Radomiak Radom in a meeting of these two mismatched Ekstraklasa teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cold day, and temperatures reaching a maximum of only 3 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. In their last match, Korona Kielce recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Wisła Płock. Malarczyk scored the first goal for Korona Kielce in the 67th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Wisła Płock couldn’t muster any offence and Korona Kielce ran away with the shutout win. Korona Kielce is looking for direction having 3 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 8th placed Radomiak Radom, recorded a 0-1 loss against Zagłębie Lubin. Damjan Bohar struck first for Zagłębie Lubin in the 33rd minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Radomiak Radom couldn’t muster any offence and Zagłębie Lubin ran away with the shutout win. Radomiak Radom is looking for direction having earned 15 points in their last 10 matches.

On the 27th of August, Radomiak Radom hosted Korona Kielce at the Stadion Mosir Ul. Narutowicza in their last match together. Korona Kielce was victorious by a score of 2 to 0. Bartosz Śpiączka struck first for Korona Kielce in the 35th minute on a feed from Takac, then Dawid Błanik added another in the 83rd minute on a feed from Sewerzynski In the end, Radomiak Radom was frustrated by Korona Kielce’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Korona Kielce ended the match with the shutout victory.

Rocha Miramar has been the most effective weapon for Radomiak Radom lately. The Portugeese attacker has netted 2 goals in his last five matches. Both Jakub Lukowski and Malarczyk have been the hottest scorers for Korona Kielce in the last five each having scored 2 goals each.

Atlas vs León Match Preview


On Mar 11th, Atlas hosts León in a clash of the Liga MX. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 20 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. Atlas sits at 14th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-1 draw against Tijuana. Julio Furch struck first for Atlas in the 17th minute, then in the 1st minute of the first half’s stoppage time, Nicolas Diaz sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Lucas Cavallini squeezing out at least the one point for Tijuana. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 3 of their last 10, while león sits at 7th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Atlético San Luis. Hector Yael Uribe Guevara struck first for León in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, then Brian Rubio added another in the 1st minute of the second half’s stoppage time In the end, Atlético San Luis couldn’t muster any offence and León ran away with the shutout win. León is looking for direction having 4 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on Mon Aug 29th, León was victorious by a score of 4 to 2. Paul Bellón Saracho struck first for León in the 40th minute on a feed from Lucas Di Yorio, then Julio Furch tied it up for Atlas in the 4th minute of the first half’s stoppage time , but luckily for León it didn’t end there. They were able to keep scoring to earn the win.

Lucas Di Yorio has been the most prolific scorer on León in his last five matches with 2 goals. Atlas’s top weapon lately has been Brian Lozano, who has two goals in the last 5 matches.

Atlético San Luis vs Querétaro Match Preview


On Mar 11th, Atlético San Luis will host Querétaro in a clash of the Liga MX. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 19 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. In their last match, Atlético San Luis recorded a 0-2 loss against León. Hector Yael Uribe Guevara struck first for León in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time on a feed from Yairo Moreno, then Brian Rubio added another in the 1st minute of the second half’s stoppage time At the end of 90 a dissapointed Atlético San Luis couldn’t manage to score, and León took the shutout win. Atlético San Luis looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches, while querétaro is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Toluca. Jonathan Torres struck first for Querétaro in the 31st minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Toluca was frustrated by Querétaro’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Querétaro ended the match with the shutout victory. Querétaro looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches.

On Aug 12th, Querétaro hosted Atlético San Luis at the Estadio La Corregidora in their last match together. Querétaro and Atlético San Luis battled to a 1-1 draw. Abel Hernández scored the first goal for Atlético San Luis in the 55th minute on a penalty shot, but José Angulo got the equalizer for Querétaro in the 4th minute of the second half’s stoppage time on a penalty shot squeezing out at least the one point for Querétaro.

Querétaro hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last five matches are José Zúñiga Murillo and Christian Rivera, and they each have 1 goal. Léo Bonatini and Mateo Klimowicz are the top scorers for Atlético San Luis in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats.

Puebla vs Chivas Match Preview


On Mar 11th, Puebla and Chivas will play a match in Puebla in a clash of the Liga MX. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 17 degrees, which is great football weather. 13th placed Puebla is fresh off their 4-2 win against Pumas UNAM. Gustavo Del Prete scored the first goal for Pumas UNAM in the 11th minute, but Omar Fernández got the equalizer for Puebla in the 31st minute But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback victory in the 85th minute on a goal by Ángel Robles Guerrero. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches, while chivas is fresh off their 2-0 shutout win against Santos Laguna. Víctor Guzmán struck first for Chivas in the 17th minute, then Fernando Beltran added another in the 1st minute of the first half’s stoppage time In the end, Santos Laguna was frustrated by Chivas’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Chivas ended the match with the shutout victory. Chivas should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 21 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, Puebla and Chivas battled to a 1-1 draw. Martín Barragán struck first for Puebla in the 58th minute, but Carlos Cisneros got the equalizer for Chivas in the 6th minute of the second half’s stoppage time squeezing out at least the one point for Chivas.

Víctor Guzmán has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, hes scored four goals for Chivas. For Puebla, their top scorers are Guillermo Martinez Ayala and Ángel Robles Guerrero, each having 2 goals in their last five matches.

Empoli vs Udinese Match Preview


On the 11th of March, Empoli hosts Udinese in a Serie A match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 12 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. In their last match, 14th placed Empoli, recorded a 1-2 loss against Monza. Ciurria scored the first goal for Monza in the 19th minute, then Martín Satriano got the equalizer for Empoli in the 51st minute on a feed from Răzvan Marin. Empoli is looking for direction having earned 11 points in their last 10 matches, while udinese sits at 10th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Atalanta. Neither Atalanta nor Udinese could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 17 and 5 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,. Udinese looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Dacia Arena, Udinese and Empoli battled to a 1-1 draw. Tommaso Baldanzi scored the first goal for Empoli in the 3rd minute, then Roberto Pereyra tied it up for Udinese in the 70th minute earning them at least the one point.

Udinese hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are Jaka Bijol and Iyenoma Udogie, and they each have 1 goal. Empoli’s top weapon lately has been Cambiaghi, who has two goals in the last five matches.

Elche vs Real Valladolid Match Preview


On the 11th of March, Elche hosts Real Valladolid in a meeting of these two La Liga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 24 degrees, which is great football weather. Elche is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Mallorca. Lucas Boyé struck first for Elche in the 88th minute on a feed from Gumbau, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Mallorca was frustrated by Elche’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Elche ended the match with the shutout victory. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10, while in their last match, 14th placed Real Valladolid, recorded a 2-1 win against Espanyol. Iván Sánchez scored the first goal for Real Valladolid in the 25th minute, then Álvaro Aguado added another in the 62nd minute on a feed from Gonzalo Plata. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, Real Valladolid was victorious by a score of 2 to 1 in front of just over 20000 spectators. Javier Sánchez struck first for Real Valladolid in the 40th minute, then Roque Mesa added another in the 46th minute.

Real Valladolid’s top weapon lately has been Cyle Larin, who has 2 goals in the last five matches. Pere Milla has been the most effective weapon for Elche lately. The Spanish attacker has netted 3 goals in his last five matches

Elche will be without Álex Collado, Lisandro Magallán and Pere Milla, while Juan José Rojo Martín’s Real Valladolid squad will be without Kenedy, Anuar and Jordi Masip.