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Saint-Étienne vs Amiens SC Match Preview


In this week 27 match, on Saturday Mar 11th, Amiens SC and Saint-Étienne will play a match in Saint-etienne in a Ligue 2 match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 10 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. Saint-Étienne is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Bordeaux. Aliou Badji struck first for Bordeaux in the 46th minute, but Jean-Philippe Krasso got the equalizer for Saint-Étienne in the 82nd minute earning them at least the one point. Saint-Étienne should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 20 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 9th placed Amiens SC, recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Pau. Antoine Leautey scored the first goal for Amiens SC in the 6th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else At the end of 90 a dissapointed Pau couldn’t manage to score, and Amiens SC took the shutout win. Amiens SC is looking for direction having earned 13 points in their last 10 matches.

Amiens SC and Saint-Étienne last played eachother at the Stade Crédit Agricole De La Licorne on Saturday Oct 22nd. Saint-Étienne won by a score of 1 to 0. Ibrahima Wadji struck first for Saint-Étienne in the 50th minute on a penalty kick, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Amiens SC couldn’t muster any offence and Saint-Étienne ran away with the shutout win.

Papiss Demba Cissé has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, the attacker has scored four goals for Amiens SC. Jean-Philippe Krasso has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, hes scored four goals for Saint-Étienne.

Bologna vs Lazio Match Preview


On Mar 11th, Bologna will host Lazio at Stadio Renato Dall’ara in a Serie A match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 12 degrees, a perfect day for football. Bologna is fresh off their 0-1 loss against Torino. Yann Karamoh scored the first goal for Torino in the 22nd minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed Bologna couldn’t manage to score, and Torino took the shutout win. Bologna is looking for direction having earned 16 points in their last 10 matches, while lazio is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Napoli. Matías Vecino scored the first goal for Lazio in the 67th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Napoli couldn’t muster any offence and Lazio ran away with the shutout win. With 18 points in their last 10 matches Lazio should be reasonably happy with their performance.

Bologna and Lazio last played eachother at the Stadio Olimpico on Thursday Jan 19th. Lazio was victorious by a score of 1 to 0. Felipe Anderson scored the first goal for Lazio in the 33rd minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring At the end of 90 a dissapointed Bologna couldn’t manage to score, and Lazio took the shutout win.

Ciro Immobile has been the most prolific scorer on Lazio in the last 5 matches with two goals. Riccardo Orsolini has been the most prolific scorer on Bologna in the last 5 matches with three goals.

Real Madrid vs Espanyol Match Preview


Week 25 brings us a match on Mar 11th, where Real Madrid and Espanyol will play a match in Madrid in a La Liga match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 18 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. Real Madrid is fresh off their 0-0 scoreless draw against Real Betis. Neither Real Betis nor Real Madrid could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 8 and 15 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,. With 18 points in their last 10 matches Real Madrid should be reasonably happy with their performance, while in their last match, Espanyol recorded a 1-2 loss against Real Valladolid. Iván Sánchez struck first for Real Valladolid in the 25th minute on a feed from Gonzalo Plata, then Álvaro Aguado added another in the 62nd minute on a feed from Gonzalo Plata. Espanyol is looking for direction having earned 15 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on the 28th of August, Real Madrid took the match by a score of 3 to 1 in front of a crowd of almost 26000 spectators. Vinícius Júnior struck first for Real Madrid in the 12th minute, then Joselu tied it up for Espanyol in the 43rd minute.

Martin Braithwaite has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, the attacker has scored four goals for Espanyol. For Real Madrid, their top scorers are Karim Benzema and Vinícius Júnior, each having 2 goals in their last five matches

Carlo Ancelotti’s Real Madrid squad will be without Rodrygo, Ferland Mendy and Luka Modrić, while Diego Martínez Penas’s squad will be without Joselu, Fernando Calero, Adrià Pedrosa, César Montes and Dani Gómez.

Šibenik vs Dinamo Zagreb Match Preview


In this week 25 match, on Sat Mar 11th, Dinamo Zagreb and Šibenik will play a match in Šibenik in a meeting of these two 1. HNL teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 13 degrees, which is great football weather. In their last match, Šibenik recorded a 0-2 loss against Varaždin. Fran Brodić scored the first goal for Varaždin in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, then Tonio Teklić added another in the 54th minute In the end, Šibenik couldn’t muster any offence and Varaždin ran away with the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 7 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Dinamo Zagreb recorded a 1-1 draw against Osijek. Ramón Mierez struck first for Osijek in the 55th minute, then Bruno Petković tied it up for Dinamo Zagreb in the 62nd minute earning them at least the one point. Dinamo Zagreb should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 21 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, Dinamo Zagreb was victorious by a score of 3 to 0. Mina Lucumi struck first for Dinamo Zagreb on an own goal in the 10th minute, then Josip Drmić added another in the 34th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Šibenik couldn’t manage to score, and Dinamo Zagreb took the shutout win.

Luka Ivanušec has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, the midfielder has scored four goals for Dinamo Zagreb. Duje Čop has been the most prolific scorer on Šibenik in his last five matches with two goals.

Young Boys vs Sion Match Preview


On the 11th of March, Young Boys hosts Sion in a meeting of these two Super League teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 9 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. Young Boys is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Winterthur. Meschack Elia struck first for Young Boys in the 21st minute, then Buess tied it up for Winterthur in the 62nd minute on a feed from Joaquín Ardaiz earning Winterthur a comeback draw. With 20 points in their last 10 matches Young Boys should be reasonably happy with their performance, while in their last match, Sion recorded a 1-1 draw against Lugano. Ousmane Doumbia struck first for Lugano in the 34th minute, then Giovanni Sio tied it up for Sion in the 66th minute on a feed from Reto Ziegler squeezing out at least the one point for Sion. Sion looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10.

Sion and Young Boys last played eachother at the Stade De Suisse Wankdorf Bern on Saturday Oct 22nd. Young Boys and Sion battled to a 1-1 draw. Mario Balotelli scored the first goal for Sion in the 52nd minute from the penalty spot, but Jean-Pierre Nsame got the equalizer for Young Boys in the 64th minute from the penalty spot squeezing out at least the one point for Young Boys.

Sion’s top weapon lately has been Giovanni Sio, who has two goals in the last 5 matches. Cédric Itten has been the most effective weapon for Young Boys lately. The Swiss attacker has netted three goals in his last 5 matches.

Napoli vs Atalanta Match Preview


On Sat Mar 11th, in week 26, Napoli hosts Atalanta in a clash of these two closely matched Serie A teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 13 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. In their last match, 1st placed Napoli, recorded a 0-1 loss against Lazio. Matías Vecino struck first for Lazio in the 67th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed Napoli couldn’t manage to score, and Lazio took the shutout win. Napoli looks to continue their winning ways, having won 8 of their last 10, while atalanta sits at 6th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Udinese. Atalanta had 17 on net, and Udinese had 5, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,. Atalanta is looking for direction having earned 15 points in their last 10 matches.

On Sat Nov 5th, Atalanta hosted Napoli in their last match together. Napoli was victorious by a score of 2 to 1 in front of a crowd of just over 19000 spectators. Ademola Lookman struck first for Atalanta in the 19th minute on a penalty shot, but Victor Osimhen got the equalizer for Napoli in the 23rd minute on a penalty shot But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback in the 35th minute on a goal by Eljif Elmas.

Atalanta’s most prolific scorer has been Rasmus Højlund. He has netted 2 goals over the last five matches. Napoli is glad to have Victor Osimhen in top form. In the last 5 matches the attacker has scored 4 goals.

Bayern München vs Augsburg Match Preview


On the 11th of March, Augsburg will travel to Munich to battle Bayern München in a clash of the Bundesliga. The game day is forecasted to be a windy and cold day, and temperatures reaching a maximum of only 4 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. In their last match, 1st placed Bayern München, recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Paris Saint Germain. Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting struck first for Bayern München in the 61st minute, then Serge Gnabry added another in the 89th minute on a feed from João Cancelo At the end of 90 a dissapointed Paris Saint Germain couldn’t manage to score, and Bayern München took the shutout win. Bayern München should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 21 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Augsburg recorded a 2-1 win against Werder Bremen. Drena Dijon struck first for Augsburg in the 5th minute, then Jens Stage got the equalizer for Werder Bremen in the 16th minute on a feed from Leonardo Bittencourt. Augsburg is looking for direction having earned 13 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, Bayern München won by a score of 5 to 2. Mads Pedersen scored the first goal for Augsburg in the 9th minute, then Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting got the equalizer for Bayern München in the 27th minute on a feed from Serge Gnabry But luckily in the 53rd minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by Joshua Kimmich.

Mergim Berisha and Ermedin Demirović are the top scorers for Augsburg in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.. Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, the attacker has scored four goals for Bayern München

Julian Nagelsmann’s Bayern München squad will be without Lucas Hernández and Manuel Neuer, while Augsburg will be without André Hahn, Reece Oxford, Tobias Strobl, Felix Uduokhai, Irvin Cardona and Elvis Rexhbecaj.

RB Leipzig vs Borussia M’gladbach Match Preview


In this 24th week match, on Saturday Mar 11th, Borussia M’gladbach will travel to Leipzig to battle RB Leipzig in a clash of the Bundesliga. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cold day, and temperatures reaching a maximum of only 3 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. RB Leipzig is fresh off their 1-2 loss against Borussia Dortmund. Marco Reus struck first for Borussia Dortmund in the 21st minute on a penalty kick, then Emre Can added another in the 39th minute. RB Leipzig should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 20 points in their last 10 matches, while borussia M’gladbach sits at 10th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Freiburg. Neither Borussia M’gladbach nor Freiburg could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 9 and 8 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,. Borussia M’gladbach is looking for direction having earned 11 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Stadion Im Borussia-park, Borussia M’gladbach won by a score of 3 to 0 in front of just over 50000 spectators. Jonas Hofmann struck first for Borussia M’gladbach in the 10th minute, then Jonas Hofmann added another in the 35th minute on a feed from Marcus Thuram At the end of 90 a dissapointed RB Leipzig couldn’t manage to score, and Borussia M’gladbach took the shutout win.

Nico Elvedi and Marcus Thuram are the top scorers for Borussia M’gladbach in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats. RB Leipzig’s top weapon lately has been Emil Forsberg, who has three goals in the last five matches

RB Leipzig will be without Daniel Olmo, Péter Gulácsi and Timo Schlieck, while Borussia M’gladbach will be without Julian Weigl, Tony Jantschke, Tobias Sippel and Jonas Omlin.

Valencia vs Osasuna Match Preview


In this week 25 match on Mar 11th, Valencia will host Osasuna in a meeting of these two La Liga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 19 degrees, a perfect day for football. Valencia sits at 19th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-1 loss against Barcelona. Raphinha struck first for Barcelona in the 15th minute on a feed from Sergio Busquets, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Valencia couldn’t muster any offence and Barcelona ran away with the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 8 of their last 10, while 8th placed Osasuna is fresh off their 0-0 scoreless draw against Celta de Vigo. Neither Osasuna nor Celta de Vigo could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 10 and 6 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,. Osasuna is looking for direction having 2 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

Osasuna and Valencia last played eachother at the Estadio El Sadar on the 7th of October. Valencia won by a score of 2 to 1 in front of just over 20000 dissapointed spectators. Justin Kluivert scored the first goal for Valencia in the 28th minute, then Mouctar Diakhaby added another in the 54th minute.

Osasuna’s top weapon lately has been Abde Ezzalzouli, who has 2 goals in the last 5 matches. Samu Castillejo and Zubeldía are the top scorers for Valencia in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats

Valencia will be without Gayá, Edinson Cavani, Thierry Correia, Jaume Doménech and Nico González, while Rubén García and Nacho Vidal are unavailable to play for Jagoba Arrasate Elustondo’s team.

Schalke 04 vs Borussia Dortmund Match Preview


In this 24th week match, on Sat Mar 11th, Schalke 04 hosts Borussia Dortmund in a meeting of these two Bundesliga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cold day, with daytime temperatures of only 4 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. In their last match, 17th placed Schalke 04, recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Bochum. Manuel Riemann struck first for Schalke 04 on an own goal in the 45th minute, then Marius Bülter added another in the 79th minute In the end, Bochum couldn’t muster any offence and Schalke 04 ran away with the shutout win. Schalke 04 is looking for direction having 3 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Borussia Dortmund recorded a 0-2 loss against Chelsea. Raheem Sterling struck first for Chelsea in the 43rd minute, then Kai Havertz added another in the 53rd minute on a penalty In the end, Borussia Dortmund couldn’t muster any offence and Chelsea ran away with the shutout win. Borussia Dortmund is on a hot streak lately, with 9 wins in their last 10 matches.

Schalke 04 and Borussia Dortmund last played eachother at the Signal-iduna-park on the 17th of September. Borussia Dortmund won by a score of 1 to 0. Moukoko scored the first goal for Borussia Dortmund in the 79th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Schalke 04 was frustrated by Borussia Dortmund’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Borussia Dortmund ended the match with the shutout victory.

For Borussia Dortmund, their top scorers are Karim Adeyemi and Julian Brandt, each having 2 goals in their last five matches. Schalke 04’s most prolific scorer has been Marius Bülter. The German midfielder has netted 2 goals over the last 5 matches

Schalke 04 will be without Jere Uronen, Thomas Ouwejan, Tobias Mohr, Cedric Brunner and Tim Skarke, while Mate Morey, Moukoko and Julien Duranville are unavailable to play for Edin Terzic’s team.