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San Jose Earthquakes vs Vancouver Whitecaps Match Preview


On Sun Mar 5th, San Jose Earthquakes hosts Vancouver Whitecaps in a clash of these two evenly matched Major League Soccer teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 7 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. San Jose Earthquakes is fresh off their 1-2 loss against Atlanta United. Jeremy Ebobisse scored the first goal for San Jose Earthquakes in the 12th minute, but Thiago Ezequiel Almada got the equalizer for Atlanta United in the 9th minute of the second half’s stoppage time But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback in the 93rd minute on a goal by Thiago Ezequiel Almada. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 1 of their last 10, while vancouver Whitecaps sits at 7th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-2 loss against Real Salt Lake. Javain Brown scored the first goal for Vancouver Whitecaps in the 24th minute, then in the 70th minute, Chang sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Justen Glad But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback victory in the 72nd minute on a goal by Damir Kreilach. Vancouver Whitecaps looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 1 of their last 10.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season. Last season San Jose Earthquakes won the head to head battle with 1 win and 1 draw. San Jose Earthquakes’s most prolific scorer has been Cristian Espinoza. He has netted three goals over the last five matches.

Orlando City vs Cincinnati FC Match Preview


On Sunday Mar 5th, Orlando City will play host to Cincinnati FC in a clash of the Major League Soccer. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 18 degrees, a perfect day for football. Orlando City sits at 8th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-0 shutout win against New York Red Bulls. Facundo Torres Pérez struck first for Orlando City in the 56th minute from the penalty spot, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, New York Red Bulls couldn’t muster any offence and Orlando City ran away with the shutout win. Orlando City is looking for direction having 1 win and 0 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 5th placed Cincinnati FC, recorded a 2-1 win against Houston Dynamo. Sergi Santos struck first for Cincinnati FC in the 19th minute on a feed from Isaias Barroza, then Tate Schmitt tied it up for Houston Dynamo in the 2nd minute of the first half’s stoppage time on a feed from Héctor Herrera. Cincinnati FC is looking for direction having 1 win and 0 losses in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season. Last season Cincinnati FC won the head to head battle with 2 wins.

Both Brenner and Brandon Vazquez have been the hottest scorers for Cincinnati FC in the last five each having scored 3 goals. Orlando City is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Jack Lynn and Gaston Gonzalez each only have 1 goal in their last 5.

Columbus Crew vs DC United Match Preview


March 5th features a match where Columbus Crew will play host to DC United in a clash of the Major League Soccer. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 5 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. 14th placed Columbus Crew is fresh off their 1-4 loss against Philadelphia Union. Jakob Glesnes scored the first goal for Columbus Crew on an own goal in the 28th minute, then Daniel Gazdag tied it up for Philadelphia Union in the 3rd minute of the first half’s stoppage time But luckily in the 52nd minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by Julián Carranza. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 1 of their last 10, while 4th placed DC United is fresh off their 3-2 win against Toronto. Mateusz Klich scored the first goal for DC United in the 13th minute, but Federico Bernardeschi got the equalizer for Toronto in the 66th minute , but luckily for DC United it didn’t end there. They were able to keep scoring to earn themselves the victory. DC United is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out. Last season Columbus Crew won the head to head battle with 1 win.

Kristian Fletcher and Ravel Morrison are the top scorers for DC United in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats. Luis Mario Diaz Espinoza and Lucas Zelarayán are the top scorers for Columbus Crew in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats.

Colorado Rapids vs Sporting KC Match Preview


On Sunday Mar 5th, Colorado Rapids and Sporting KC will play a match in Denver in a clash of these two evenly matched Major League Soccer teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cold day, with daytime temperatures of only 2 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. Colorado Rapids is fresh off their 0-4 loss against Seattle Sounders. Cristian Roldan struck first for Seattle Sounders in the 25th minute, then Jordan Morris added another in the 45th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Colorado Rapids couldn’t manage to score, and Seattle Sounders took the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 1 of their last 10, while sporting KC is fresh off their 0-1 loss against Portland Timbers. J. Mosquera López scored the first goal for Portland Timbers in the 6th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Sporting KC was frustrated by Portland Timbers’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Portland Timbers ended the match with the shutout victory. Sporting KC looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 1 win each.

William Agade and Russell are the top scorers for Sporting KC in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.. Diego Ivan Rubio Kostner and Cole Bassett are the top scorers for Colorado Rapids in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats.

Atlanta United vs Toronto Match Preview


On Sun Mar 5th, Atlanta United will host Toronto in a clash of the Major League Soccer. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 13 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. In their last match, 6th placed Atlanta United, recorded a 2-1 win against San Jose Earthquakes. Jeremy Ebobisse struck first for San Jose Earthquakes in the 12th minute on a feed from Cristian Espinoza, then Almada tied it up for Atlanta United in the 9th minute of the second half’s stoppage time Finally they completed the comback in the 93rd minute on a goal by Thiago Ezequiel Almada to cap off a wild match. Atlanta United is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches, while 9th placed Toronto is fresh off their 2-3 loss against DC United. Mateusz Klich struck first for DC United in the 13th minute on a feed from Russell Canouse, but Federico Bernardeschi got the equalizer for Toronto in the 66th minute , but luckily for DC United it didn’t end there. They were able to keep scoring to earn the win. Toronto looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 1 win each.

Federico Bernardeschi has been the most prolific scorer on Toronto in his last five matches with 2 goals. Almada has been the most prolific scorer on Atlanta United in his last five matches with 2 goals.

Haras El Hodood vs Ceramica Cleopatra Match Preview


Week 21 brings us a match on Mar 5th, where Haras El Hodood hosts Ceramica Cleopatra in a Premier League match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 17 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. In their last match, 16th placed Haras El Hodood, recorded a 0-3 loss against Smouha. Hossam Hassan struck first for Smouha in the 12th minute, then Hossam Hassan added another in the 87th minute on a penalty In the end, Haras El Hodood couldn’t muster any offence and Smouha ran away with the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 5 of their last 10, while ceramica Cleopatra sits at 11th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-1 win against National Bank of Egypt. Karim Bambo scored the first goal for National Bank of Egypt in the 51st minute, but Amr Mahmoud Kalawa got the equalizer for Ceramica Cleopatra in the 77th minute Finally they completed the comback in the 96th minute on a goal by Salah Mohsen to cap off a wild match. Ceramica Cleopatra is looking for direction having earned 13 points in their last 10 matches.

On Dec 12th, Ceramica Cleopatra hosted Haras El Hodood at the New Suez Stadium in their last match together. Ceramica Cleopatra was victorious by a score of 2 to 1. Ahmed Yasser Rayan struck first for Ceramica Cleopatra in the 16th minute, then Amr Mahmoud Kalawa added another in the 5th minute of the second half’s stoppage time.

Both Ahmed Yasser Rayan and Salah Mohsen have been the hottest scorers for Ceramica Cleopatra in the last five each having scored 2 goals each. Haras El Hodood is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Mostafa Mohamed Zaki Abdelraouf and Hamza each only have 1 goal in their last five.

Macarthur vs Brisbane Roar Match Preview


On Mar 5th, Brisbane Roar will travel to Leumeah to battle Macarthur in a clash of these two evenly matched A-League teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 23 degrees, a perfect day for football. 8th placed Macarthur is fresh off their 0-4 loss against Western Sydney Wanderers. Brandon Borrello struck first for Western Sydney Wanderers in the 3rd minute, then Romain Amalfitano added another in the 37th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Macarthur couldn’t manage to score, and Western Sydney Wanderers took the shutout win. Macarthur looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 9th placed Brisbane Roar, recorded a 2-1 win against Perth Glory. Jack Clisby struck first for Perth Glory in the 19th minute on a feed from Mustafa Amini, but Tom Aldred got the equalizer for Brisbane Roar in the 28th minute But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback in the 45th minute on a goal by Henry Hore. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on Oct 8th, Brisbane Roar and Macarthur battled to a 0-0 draw. Neither Brisbane Roar nor Macarthur could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 12 and 7 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,.

Joe Knowles and Jay O’Shea are the top scorers for Brisbane Roar in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats. Moudi Najjar has been the most prolific scorer on Macarthur in the last 5 matches with 2 goals.

Independiente vs Instituto Match Preview


On the 5th of March, Independiente hosts Instituto at Estadio Libertadores De América in a clash of these two extremely mismatched Superliga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but hot day with daytime temperatures of 32 degrees, which hopefuly doesnt affect the pace of the match. 20th placed Independiente is fresh off their 0-0 scoreless draw against Banfield. Banfield had 6 on net, and Independiente had 8, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,. Independiente looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches, while instituto sits at 11th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 3-1 win against Newell’s Old Boys. Santiago Alejandro Rodriguez struck first for Instituto in the 21st minute, then Adrián Martínez added another in the 41st minute. Instituto is looking for direction having 2 win and 1 losses in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out.

Adrián Martínez has been the most prolific scorer on Instituto in his last five matches with 2 goals. Ángelo Martino and Martin Cauteruccio are the top scorers for Independiente in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.

Huracán vs San Lorenzo Match Preview


In a weekend match in week 6, on Sunday Mar 5th, Huracán plays host to San Lorenzo in a Superliga match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but hot day with daytime temperatures of 32 degrees, hopefuly the heat doesn’t affect the players too much. Huracán is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Colón. Nicolás Cordero struck first for Huracán in the 3rd minute on a feed from Juan Manuel García, then in the 33rd minute, Eric Exequiel Meza sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Jorge Benitez earning Colón at least a draw. Huracán is looking for direction having 3 win and 0 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, San Lorenzo recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Unión Santa Fe. Andres Vombergar struck first for San Lorenzo in the 47th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else At the end of 90 a dissapointed Unión Santa Fe couldn’t manage to score, and San Lorenzo took the shutout win. San Lorenzo should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 17 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season. Last season San Lorenzo won the head to head battle with 1 win and 1 draw.

San Lorenzo’s most prolific scorer has been Andres Vombergar. The Argentinian attacker has netted two goals over the last 5 matches. Both Gabriel Gudiño and Nicolás Cordero have been the hottest scorers for Huracán in the last 5 each having scored 3 goals each.

VfB Oldenburg vs MSV Duisburg Match Preview


In this week 25 match on Mar 5th, VfB Oldenburg hosts MSV Duisburg in a clash of these two mismatched 3. Liga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cold day, with daytime temperatures of only 1 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. In their last match, 18th placed VfB Oldenburg, recorded a 1-2 loss against Verl. Nicolás Sessa scored the first goal for Verl in the 43rd minute from the penalty spot, then Kamer Krasniqi tied it up for VfB Oldenburg in the 49th minute from the penalty spot. VfB Oldenburg looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 5 points in their last 10 matches, while mSV Duisburg sits at 12th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Meppen. Neither MSV Duisburg nor Meppen could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 18 and 9 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,. MSV Duisburg is looking for direction having 3 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches.

On Monday Aug 29th, MSV Duisburg hosted VfB Oldenburg at the Schauinsland-reisen-arena in their last match together. MSV Duisburg and VfB Oldenburg battled to a 1-1 draw. Kamer Krasniqi struck first for VfB Oldenburg in the 46th minute, but Benjamin Girth got the equalizer for MSV Duisburg in the 72nd minute squeezing out at least the one point for MSV Duisburg.

Moritz Stoppelkamp has been the most effective weapon for MSV Duisburg lately. The German midfielder has netted 3 goals in his last five matches. Max Wegner and Richter are the top scorers for VfB Oldenburg in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.