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Sampdoria vs Salernitana Match Preview


Mar 5th features a match where Salernitana will travel to Genova to battle Sampdoria in a meeting of these two closely matched Serie A teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 9 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. In their last match, 20th placed Sampdoria, recorded a 0-1 loss against Lazio. Luis Alberto struck first for Lazio in the 80th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Sampdoria was frustrated by Lazio’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Lazio ended the match with the shutout victory. Sampdoria looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 7 of their last 10, while salernitana is fresh off their 3-0 shutout win against Monza. Lassana Coulibaly struck first for Salernitana in the 51st minute, then Grigoris Kastanos added another in the 65th minute In the end, Monza was frustrated by Salernitana’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Salernitana ended the match with the shutout victory. Salernitana looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 7 of their last 10.

Salernitana and Sampdoria last played eachother at the Stadio Arechi on the 28th of August. Salernitana won by a score of 4 to 0. Boulaye Dia struck first for Salernitana in the 7th minute, then Federico Bonazzoli added another in the 16th minute In the end, Sampdoria was frustrated by Salernitana’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Salernitana ended the match with the shutout victory.

Tonny Vilhena and Boulaye Dia are the top scorers for Salernitana in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.. Manolo Gabbiadini has been the most prolific scorer on Sampdoria in the last five matches with two goals.

Gil Vicente vs Marítimo Match Preview


On the 5th of March, Gil Vicente will play host to Marítimo in a Primeira Liga match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 9 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. 12th placed Gil Vicente is fresh off their 2-1 win against Porto. Mehdi Taremi struck first for Porto in the 4th minute on a feed from Daniel Loader, then Fran Navarro got the equalizer for Gil Vicente in the 26th minute on a feed from José Carlos But luckily in the 47th minute, they were able to complete the comback with a penalty goal by Murilo. Gil Vicente should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 17 points in their last 10 matches, while marítimo sits at 16th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 3-1 win against Santa Clara. Gabriel Silva Vieira struck first for Santa Clara in the 18th minute, then Kennedy Boateng tied it up for Marítimo on an own goal in the 61st minute But luckily in the 72nd minute, they were able to complete the comback with a penalty goal by Cláudio Winck. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches.

On Sun Sep 11th, Marítimo hosted Gil Vicente at the Estádio Dos Barreiros in their last match together. Gil Vicente took the match by a score of 2 to 1. Léo Andrade struck first for Marítimo in the 27th minute, then Fran Navarro got the equalizer for Gil Vicente in the 48th minute on a feed from Kanya Fujimoto Finally they completed the comback in the 85th minute on a goal by Fran Navarro to cap off a wild match.

Marítimo’s most prolific scorer has been Cláudio Winck. The Brazilian defender has netted 2 goals over the last five matches. For Gil Vicente, their top scorers are Vitor Carvalho and Murilo, each having 2 goals in their last 5 matches.

Rayo Vallecano vs Athletic Club Match Preview


In this week 24 match, on Sunday Mar 5th, Rayo Vallecano will host Athletic Club at Estadio De Vallecas in a clash of these two closely matched La Liga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 6 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. Rayo Vallecano is fresh off their 0-1 loss against Cádiz. Sergi Guardiola struck first for Cádiz in the 74th minute on a feed from Iván Alejo, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Rayo Vallecano was frustrated by Cádiz’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Cádiz ended the match with the shutout victory. Rayo Vallecano is looking for direction having 3 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Athletic Club recorded a 0-1 loss against Osasuna. Abde Ezzalzouli scored the first goal for Osasuna in the 47th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Athletic Club couldn’t muster any offence and Osasuna ran away with the shutout win. Athletic Club is looking for direction having 4 win and 6 losses in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on Sep 17th, Athletic Club won by a score of 3 to 2 in front of just over 43000 jubilant fans. Oscar Trejo struck first for Rayo Vallecano in the 5th minute on a feed from Sergio Camello, then Williams got the equalizer for Athletic Club in the 14th minute on a feed from Dani García But luckily in the 28th minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by Oihan Sancet.

Oihan Sancet has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, the midfielder has scored four goals for Athletic Club. Sergio Camello and Garcia Rivera are the top scorers for Rayo Vallecano in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.

Austria Klagenfurt vs Rheindorf Altach Match Preview


On Sunday Mar 5th, in week 20, Austria Klagenfurt plays host to Rheindorf Altach in a Tipico Bundesliga match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cold day, with daytime temperatures of only 2 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. In their last match, 7th placed Austria Klagenfurt, recorded a 2-1 win against Sturm Graz. David Affengruber scored the first goal for Sturm Graz in the 11th minute, then David Affengruber tied it up for Austria Klagenfurt on an own goal in the 13th minute Finally they completed the comback in the 54th minute on a goal by Markus Pink to cap off a wild match. Austria Klagenfurt is looking for direction having 4 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches, while rheindorf Altach is fresh off their 0-0 scoreless draw against Wattens. Rheindorf Altach had 9 on net, and Wattens had 8, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,. Rheindorf Altach is looking for direction having earned 11 points in their last 10 matches.

Austria Klagenfurt and Rheindorf Altach last played eachother at the Cashpoint Arena on Sep 17th. Austria Klagenfurt took the match by a score of 4 to 1. Alexis Tibidi scored the first goal for Rheindorf Altach in the 39th minute, but Markus Pink got the equalizer for Austria Klagenfurt in the 45th minute Finally they completed the comback victory in the 51st minute on a goal by Markus Pink to cap off a wild match. Austria Klagenfurt is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Thorsten Mahrer and Markus Pink each only have 1 goal in their last five.

Næstved vs Fremad Amager Match Preview


In a weekend match on Sun Mar 5th, in week 20, Næstved will play host to Fremad Amager in a meeting of these two closely matched First Division teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cold day, and temperatures reaching a maximum of only 0 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. Næstved sits at 4th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-3 loss against Vendsyssel. Wessam Abou Ali struck first for Vendsyssel in the 15th minute, then Wessam Abou Ali added another in the 33rd minute on a feed from Lucas Jensen In the end, Næstved couldn’t muster any offence and Vendsyssel ran away with the shutout win. Næstved is looking for direction having earned 16 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 9th placed Fremad Amager, recorded a 2-1 win against Hobro. Gustav Olsted Marcussen scored the first goal for Fremad Amager in the 19th minute, then Mathias Haarup tied it up for Hobro in the 57th minute on a feed from Dietz Nielsen. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 7 of their last 10.

Fremad Amager and Næstved last played eachother at the Sundby Idrætspark on Aug 12th. Fremad Amager and Næstved battled to a 0-0 draw. Neither Fremad Amager nor Næstved could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 9 and 17 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,.

Markus Strøm Bay and Mads Magnus Gernsoe are the top scorers for Fremad Amager in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats.

Troyes vs Monaco Match Preview


Week 26 brings us a match on Mar 5th, where Troyes hosts Monaco in a Ligue 1 match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cold day, and temperatures reaching a maximum of only 2 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. In their last match, Troyes recorded a 1-2 loss against Ajaccio. Mama Baldé scored the first goal for Troyes in the 23rd minute, then Youcef Belaïli tied it up for Ajaccio in the 62nd minute But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback in the 68th minute on a goal by El Idrissy. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 5 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 3rd placed Monaco, recorded a 0-3 loss against Nice. Terem Moffi struck first for Nice in the 8th minute on a feed from Dante, then Terem Moffi added another in the 26th minute In the end, Monaco was frustrated by Nice’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Nice ended the match with the shutout victory. Monaco is on a hot streak lately, with 7 wins in their last 10 matches.

Monaco and Troyes last played eachother at the Stade Louis Ii. on the 31st of August. Troyes took the match by a score of 4 to 2 in front of just over four thousand dissapointed spectators. Guillermo Maripán struck first for Monaco in the 10th minute on a feed from Takumi Minamino, then Tardieu tied it up for Troyes in the 22nd minute But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback victory in the 47th minute on a goal by Wilson Odobert.

Wissam Ben Yedder has been the most prolific scorer on Monaco in the last five matches with three goals. Troyes’s most prolific scorer has been Mama Baldé. He has netted two goals over the last 5 matches

Ante Palaversa, Jeff Reine-Adélaïde, Yasser Larouci, Abdu Conte, Andreas Bruus, Florian Tardieu and Thierno Balde are unavailable to play for Troyes, while Malang Sarr, Kevin Volland and Gelson Martins are unavailable to play for Philippe Clement’s team.

Reims vs Ajaccio Match Preview


In this week 26 match on Mar 5th, Ajaccio and Reims will play a match in Reims in a clash of the Ligue 1. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cold day, with daytime temperatures of only 4 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. 10th placed Reims is fresh off their 3-0 shutout win against Toulouse. Junya Ito struck first for Reims in the 4th minute on a feed from Dion Lopy, then Marshall Munetsi added another in the 7th minute In the end, Toulouse was frustrated by Reims’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Reims ended the match with the shutout victory. Reims should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 20 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 17th placed Ajaccio, recorded a 2-1 win against Troyes. Mama Baldé scored the first goal for Troyes in the 23rd minute, then Youcef Belaïli tied it up for Ajaccio in the 62nd minute But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback in the 68th minute on a goal by El Idrissy. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Stade François Coty, Reims was victorious by a score of 1 to 0 in front of a crowd of almost seven thousand spectators. Marshall Munetsi struck first for Reims in the 3rd minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Ajaccio was frustrated by Reims’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Reims ended the match with the shutout victory.

El Idrissy has been the most effective weapon for Ajaccio lately. The French attacker has netted 2 goals in his last 5 matches. Reims is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Jens Cajuste and Marshall Munetsi each having 2 goals in their last 5

William Still’s squad will be without Marshall Munetsi and Emmanuel Agbadou, while Yoann Touzghar, Fernand Mayembo and Riad Nouri are unavailable to play for Olivier Pantaloni’s team.

Montpellier vs Angers SCO Match Preview


On Sunday Mar 5th, in week 26, Montpellier hosts Angers SCO in a clash of these two mismatched Ligue 1 teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 8 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. Montpellier sits at 14th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-1 draw against Lens. Angelo Fulgini struck first for Lens in the 4th minute, then in the 59th minute, Joris Chotard sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Faitout Maouassa earning Montpellier at least a draw. Montpellier is looking for direction having 4 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches, while angers SCO sits at 20th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-3 loss against Olympique Lyonnais. Thiago Mendes struck first for Olympique Lyonnais in the 38th minute, then A. Sarr added another in the 80th minute on a feed from Maxence Caqueret. Angers SCO looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 8 of their last 10.

Angers SCO and Montpellier last played eachother at the Stade Raymond Kopa on Sep 11th. Angers SCO was victorious by a score of 2 to 1 in front of just over six thousand spectators. Arnaud Nordin scored the first goal for Montpellier in the 7th minute, but Adrien Hunou got the equalizer for Angers SCO in the 9th minute But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback victory in the 69th minute on a penalty goal by Sofiane Boufal.

Angers SCO’s top weapon lately has been Abdallah Dipo Sima, who has two goals in the last five matches. Montpellier is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Arnaud Nordin and Wahi each only have 1 goal in their last 5

Michel Der Zakarian’s squad will be without Pedro Mendes, Teji Savanier, Theo Sainte Luce, Stephy Mavididi, Dimitry Bertaud, Wahi and , while Zinédine Ould Khaled is unavailable to play for Abdelaziz Bouhazama’s team.

Toulouse vs Clermont Match Preview


In this week 26 match, on Sun Mar 5th, Toulouse hosts Clermont at Stadium De Toulouse (toulouse) in a clash of the Ligue 1. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 7 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. Toulouse sits at 11th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 6-1 blowout win against Rodez. Zakaria Aboukhlal scored the first goal for Toulouse in the 5th minute, then Branco van den Boomen added another in the 7th minute. With 19 points in their last 10 matches Toulouse should be reasonably happy with their performance, while clermont sits at 12th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-1 draw against Strasbourg. Habib Diallo scored the first goal for Strasbourg in the 34th minute, then Elbasan Rashani tied it up for Clermont in the 65th minute squeezing out at least the one point for Clermont. Clermont is looking for direction having 3 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches.

Clermont and Toulouse last played eachother at the Stade Gabriel Montpied on Sunday Sep 4th. Clermont won by a score of 2 to 0 in front of just over 10000 jubilant spectators. Maxime Gonalons struck first for Clermont in the 46th minute, then Muhammed Cham Saracevic added another in the 6th minute of the second half’s stoppage time In the end, Toulouse was frustrated by Clermont’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Clermont ended the match with the shutout victory. Toulouse is glad to have Thijs Dallinga in top form. In the last five matches the attacker has scored 4 goals.

Nottingham Forest vs Everton Match Preview


On Sun Mar 5th, Everton and Nottingham Forest will play a match in Nottingham in a meeting of these two Premier League teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cold day, and temperatures reaching a maximum of only 3 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. In their last match, 13th placed Nottingham Forest, recorded a 0-4 loss against West Ham United. Danny Ings struck first for West Ham United in the 70th minute on a feed from Jarrod Bowen, then Danny Ings added another in the 73rd minute on a feed from Saïd Benrahma At the end of 90 a dissapointed Nottingham Forest couldn’t manage to score, and West Ham United took the shutout win. Nottingham Forest is looking for direction having 4 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Everton recorded a 0-4 loss against Arsenal. Bukayo Saka struck first for Arsenal in the 40th minute, then Martinelli added another in the 1st minute of the first half’s stoppage time on a feed from Bukayo Saka At the end of 90 a dissapointed Everton couldn’t manage to score, and Arsenal took the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 7 of their last 10.

In their last match together, in Goodison Park, Everton and Nottingham Forest battled to a 1-1 draw. Brennan Johnson scored the first goal for Nottingham Forest in the 81st minute, then Demarai Gray tied it up for Everton in the 88th minute earning Everton a comeback draw.

James Tarkowski and Séamus Coleman are the top scorers for Everton in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats. Sam Surridge and Brennan Johnson are the top scorers for Nottingham Forest in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats

Steve Cooper’s squad will be without Scott Mckenna, Jesse Lingard, Moussa Niakhaté, Giulian Biancone, Serge Aurier, Cheikhou Kouyaté, Willy Boly, Ryan Yates, Dean Henderson and Omar Richards, while Dominic Calvert-Lewin is unavailable to play for Everton.