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Brann vs Sarpsborg 08 Match Preview


September 3rd features a match where Brann hosts Sarpsborg 08 in a clash of the Eliteserien. Brann is fresh off their 5-1 win against Aalesund. Frederik Borsting scored the first goal for Brann in the 18th minute, then Felix Horn Myhre added another in the 24th minute on a feed from Bard Finne. Brann is looking for direction having 5 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches, while sarpsborg 08 sits at 7th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 4-0 shutout win against Tromsø. Mikkel Maigaard struck first for Sarpsborg 08 in the 11th minute, then Kristian Opseth added another in the 50th minute on a feed from Niklas Sandberg In the end, Tromsø was frustrated by Sarpsborg 08’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Sarpsborg 08 ended the match with the shutout victory. Sarpsborg 08 is looking for direction having earned 15 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Sarpsborg Stadion, Sarpsborg 08 won by a score of 2 to 1. Mikkel Maigaard scored the first goal for Sarpsborg 08 in the 23rd minute, then Jeppe Andersen added another in the 37th minute on a feed from Ramon-Pascal Lundqvist.

Sarpsborg 08’s most prolific scorer has been Mikkel Maigaard. He has netted three goals over the last five matches. Brann’s most prolific scorer has been Niklas Castro. He has netted 2 goals over the last 5 matches.

Eintracht Frankfurt vs Köln Match Preview


In this 3rd week match, on Sun Sep 3rd, Köln and Eintracht Frankfurt will play a match in Frankfurt am Main in a clash of these two mismatched Bundesliga teams. In their last match, Eintracht Frankfurt recorded a 1-1 draw against Mainz 05. Jae-Sung Lee scored the first goal for Mainz 05 in the 25th minute, then Omar Marmoush tied it up for Eintracht Frankfurt in the 1st minute of the second half’s stoppage time on a feed from Eric Junior Dina Ebimbe earning Eintracht Frankfurt at least a draw. Eintracht Frankfurt is looking for direction having 1 win and 0 losses in their last 10 matches, while köln is fresh off their 1-2 loss against Wolfsburg. Luca Waldschmidt struck first for Köln in the 55th minute on a feed from Sargis Adamyan, but Jonas Older Wind got the equalizer for Wolfsburg in the 62nd minute Finally they completed the comback victory in the 72nd minute on a goal by Jonas Older Wind to cap off a wild match. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season. Last season Köln won the head to head battle with 1 win and 1 draw.

Köln’s top weapon lately has been Luca Waldschmidt, who has three goals in the last 5 matches. Eintracht Frankfurt is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Jessic Ngankam and Eric Junior Dina Ebimbe each having 2 goals in their last 5

Dino Toppmöller’s Eintracht Frankfurt squad will be without Sebastian Rode, Makoto Hasebe, Ansgar Knauff and Hugo Larsson, while Köln will be without Noah Katterbach, Jan Thielmann, Steffen Tigges and Florian Dietz.

Haugesund vs Molde Match Preview


September 3rd features a match where Haugesund hosts Molde in a Eliteserien match. Haugesund is fresh off their 0-0 scoreless draw against Sandefjord. Neither Sandefjord nor Haugesund could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 16 and 14 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches, while 4th placed Molde is fresh off their 0-0 scoreless draw against Vålerenga. Molde had 18 on net, and Vålerenga had 6, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,. With 21 points in their last 10 matches Molde should be reasonably happy with their performance.

Haugesund and Molde last played eachother at the Aker Stadion on Jun 25th. Molde won by a score of 1 to 0. Ola Brynhildsen struck first for Molde in the 39th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Haugesund was frustrated by Molde’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Molde ended the match with the shutout victory.

Molde hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are Veton Berisha and Ola Brynhildsen, and they each have 1 goal. Haugesund’s top weapon lately has been Sory Ibrahim Diarra, who has three goals in the last 5 matches.

Crystal Palace vs Wolverhampton Wanderers Match Preview


On Sun Sep 3rd, Wolverhampton Wanderers and Crystal Palace will play a match in London in a clash of the Premier League. Crystal Palace sits at 11th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-1 draw against Brentford. Kevin Schade struck first for Brentford in the 18th minute on a feed from Christian Nørgaard, but Joachim Andersen got the equalizer for Crystal Palace in the 76th minute earning them at least the one point. Crystal Palace is looking for direction having earned 11 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Wolverhampton Wanderers recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Everton. Sasa Kalajdžić struck first for Wolverhampton Wanderers in the 87th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Everton was frustrated by Wolverhampton Wanderers’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Wolverhampton Wanderers ended the match with the shutout victory. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 2 of their last 10.

Wolverhampton Wanderers and Crystal Palace last played eachother at the Molineux Stadium on Friday Jan 8th. Wolverhampton Wanderers won by a score of 1 to 0. Adama Traoré scored the first goal for Wolverhampton Wanderers in the 35th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Crystal Palace was frustrated by Wolverhampton Wanderers’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Wolverhampton Wanderers ended the match with the shutout victory.

Hee Chan Hwang has been the most prolific scorer on Wolverhampton Wanderers in his last five matches with two goals. Crystal Palace’s top weapon lately has been Odsonne Édouard, who has two goals in the last 5 matches

Roy Hodgson’s squad will be without Jean-Philippe Mateta, Michael Olise and Matheus França de Oliveira, while Gary O’Neil’s squad will be without Hee Chan Hwang.

Arsenal vs Manchester United Match Preview


On Sun Sep 3rd, Manchester United will travel to London to battle Arsenal in a clash of these two closely matched Premier League teams. Arsenal sits at 5th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-2 draw against Fulham. Andreas Pereira struck first for Fulham in the 1st minute, but Bukayo Saka got the equalizer for Arsenal in the 70th minute . Arsenal is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches, while manchester United sits at 8th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 3-2 win against Nottingham Forest. Taiwo Awoniyi scored the first goal for Nottingham Forest in the 2nd minute, then Willy Boly added another in the 4th minute But luckily in the 76th minute, they were able to complete the comback with a penalty goal by Bruno Fernandes. Manchester United is looking for direction having 2 win and 1 losses in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 1 win apiece.

Manchester United’s most prolific scorer has been Bruno Fernandes. He has netted 3 goals over the last five matches. Arsenal’s most prolific scorer has been Bukayo Saka. He has netted 3 goals over the last five matches

Arsenal will be without Gabriel Jesus, Oleksandr Zinchenko, Jurriën Timber, Edward Nketiah and Folarin Balogun, while Mason Mount, Luke Shaw, Harry Maguire, Amad Traoré, Tyrell Malacia and Rasmus Højlund are unavailable to play for Erik ten Hag’s team.

Tromsø vs Rosenborg Match Preview


In this week 21 match, on Sunday Sep 3rd, Tromsø and Rosenborg will play a match in Tromso in a clash of these two closely matched Eliteserien teams. Tromsø sits at 3rd place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-4 loss against Sarpsborg 08. Mikkel Maigaard scored the first goal for Sarpsborg 08 in the 11th minute, then Kristian Opseth added another in the 50th minute on a feed from Niklas Sandberg In the end, Tromsø was frustrated by Sarpsborg 08’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Sarpsborg 08 ended the match with the shutout victory. Tromsø looks to continue their winning ways, having won 7 of their last 10, while in their last match, Rosenborg recorded a 4-0 shutout win against Aalesund. Rasmus Wiedesheim-Paul struck first for Rosenborg in the 13th minute on a feed from Emil Frederiksen, then Carlo Holse added another in the 23rd minute In the end, Aalesund couldn’t muster any offence and Rosenborg ran away with the shutout win. Rosenborg is looking for direction having earned 16 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Lerkendal Stadion, Rosenborg was victorious by a score of 2 to 1. Ole Saeter scored the first goal for Rosenborg in the 41st minute, then Diouf tied it up for Tromsø in the 69th minute on a feed from Niclas Vesterlund.

Rosenborg is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Ole Saeter and Sverre Halseth Nypan each having 2 goals in their last five. Tromsø is glad to have Romsaas in top form. In the last 5 matches the midfielder has scored four goals.

Union Berlin vs RB Leipzig Match Preview


In a weekend match on Sunday Sep 3rd, in week 3, Union Berlin and RB Leipzig will play a match in Berlin in a Bundesliga match. Union Berlin sits at 1st place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 4-1 win against Darmstadt 98. Robin Gosens struck first for Union Berlin in the 4th minute, but Marvin Mehlem got the equalizer for Darmstadt 98 in the 24th minute. Union Berlin is looking for direction having 2 win and 0 losses in their last 10 matches, while rB Leipzig is fresh off their 5-1 win against Stuttgart. Sehrou Guirassy struck first for Stuttgart in the 35th minute, then Benjamin Henrichs tied it up for RB Leipzig in the 51st minute Finally they completed the comback in the 63rd minute on a goal by Daniel Olmo to cap off a wild match. RB Leipzig is looking for direction having 1 win and 1 losses in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Red Bull Arena, RB Leipzig was victorious by a score of 2 to 1. Sheraldo Becker struck first for Union Berlin in the 25th minute on a feed from Christopher Trimmel, but André Silva got the equalizer for RB Leipzig in the 61st minute Finally they completed the comback in the 93rd minute on a goal by Emil Forsberg to cap off a wild match.

Loïs Openda has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, the attacker has scored four goals for RB Leipzig. Kevin Behrens has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, the attacker has scored five goals for Union Berlin

Urs Fischer’s squad will be without Sheraldo Becker, Janik Haberer, Laurenz Dehl, Danilho Doekhi, Brenden Aaronson and András Schäfer, while Marco Rose’s RB Leipzig squad will be without Amadou Haidara, Péter Gulácsi, El Chadaille Bitshiabu, Benjamin Šeško and Timo Schlieck.

Liverpool vs Aston Villa Match Preview


In a weekend match on Sun Sep 3rd, in week 4, Liverpool hosts Aston Villa at Anfield in a clash of the Premier League. In their last match, 4th placed Liverpool, recorded a 2-1 win against Newcastle United. Anthony Gordon struck first for Newcastle United in the 25th minute, then Darwin Nuñez tied it up for Liverpool in the 81st minute But luckily in the 93rd minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by Darwin Nuñez. Liverpool is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches, while aston Villa sits at 7th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 3-1 win against Burnley. Matty Cash scored the first goal for Aston Villa in the 8th minute, then Matty Cash added another in the 20th minute. Aston Villa is looking for direction having earned 13 points in their last 10 matches.

On Friday Jan 8th, Aston Villa hosted Liverpool at the Villa Park in their last match together. Liverpool took the match by a score of 4 to 1. Sadio Mané scored the first goal for Liverpool in the 4th minute, then Louie Barry got the equalizer for Aston Villa in the 41st minute on a feed from Rowe.

For Aston Villa, their top scorers are Calum Chambers and Ollie Watkins, each having 2 goals in their last 5 matches. Liverpool’s most prolific scorer has been Diogo Jota. He has netted three goals over the last five matches

Jürgen Klopp’s Liverpool squad will be without Trent Alexander-Arnold, Thiago Alcântara and Curtis Jones, while Aston Villa will be without Tyrone Mings, Bertrand Traoré, Philippe Coutinho, Leander Dendoncker, Álex Moreno, Jacob Ramsey and Jhon Durán.

Midtjylland vs AGF Match Preview


On Sep 3rd, Midtjylland will host AGF at Mch Arena in a meeting of these two evenly matched Superliga teams. In their last match, 6th placed Midtjylland, recorded a 0-3 loss against Nordsjælland. Marcus Ingvartsen scored the first goal for Nordsjælland in the 7th minute, then Marcus Ingvartsen added another in the 53rd minute In the end, Midtjylland was frustrated by Nordsjælland’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Nordsjælland ended the match with the shutout victory. Midtjylland is looking for direction having earned 13 points in their last 10 matches, while aGF is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Lyngby. Patrick Mortensen scored the first goal for AGF in the 6th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Lyngby was frustrated by AGF’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. AGF ended the match with the shutout victory. AGF is looking for direction having 3 win and 1 losses in their last 10 matches.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 1 win apiece.

AGF is fortunate enough to have Patrick Mortensen in top form. In the last five matches the attacker has scored four goals. For Midtjylland, their top scorers are Cho Kyu-Sung and Doguhan Simsir, each having 2 goals in their last five matches.

Brøndby vs Randers Match Preview


On Sun Sep 3rd, Randers and Brøndby will play a match in Brøndby in a clash of these two mismatched Superliga teams. In their last match, 3rd placed Brøndby, recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Vejle. Ohi Omoijuanfo scored the first goal for Brøndby in the 74th minute from the penalty spot, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Vejle couldn’t muster any offence and Brøndby ran away with the shutout win. Brøndby is looking for direction having 4 win and 2 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 10th placed Randers, recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Viborg. Wessel Dammers scored the first goal for Randers in the 28th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else At the end of 90 a dissapointed Viborg couldn’t manage to score, and Randers took the shutout win. Randers looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season. Last season Brøndby won the head to head battle with 2 wins, 1 losss and 1 draw.

Simen Nordli and Filip Bundgaard are the top scorers for Randers in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.. Brøndby is glad to have Nicolai F Vallys in top form. In the last 5 matches the attacker has scored four goals.