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Paris vs Guingamp Match Preview


In a weekend match on Saturday Mar 4th, in week 26, Paris hosts Guingamp in a clash of these two evenly matched Ligue 2 teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 8 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. Paris sits at 11th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 3-0 shutout win against Niort. Morgan Guilavogui struck first for Paris in the 72nd minute from the penalty spot, then Morgan Guilavogui added another in the 86th minute In the end, Niort was frustrated by Paris’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Paris ended the match with the shutout victory. Paris is looking for direction having earned 11 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Guingamp recorded a 1-2 loss against Caen. Yoann Court struck first for Caen in the 19th minute on a feed from Godson Kyeremeh, then Godson Kyeremeh added another in the 42nd minute on a feed from Alexandre Mendy. Guingamp is looking for direction having earned 11 points in their last 10 matches.

Guingamp and Paris last played eachother at the Stade Du Roudourou on the 13th of August. Guingamp and Paris battled to a 0-0 draw. Neither Guingamp nor Paris could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 7 and 7 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,.

Amine El Ouazzani has been the most prolific scorer on Guingamp in his last five matches with 2 goals. Morgan Guilavogui has been the most prolific scorer on Paris in the last five matches with two goals.

Quevilly Rouen vs Valenciennes Match Preview


In this week 26 match, on Saturday Mar 4th, Quevilly Rouen hosts Valenciennes in a clash of these two mismatched Ligue 2 teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 6 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. Quevilly Rouen sits at 6th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Laval. Gustavo Fabrice Sangare struck first for Quevilly Rouen in the 70th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Laval couldn’t muster any offence and Quevilly Rouen ran away with the shutout win. With 20 points in their last 10 matches Quevilly Rouen should be reasonably happy with their performance, while valenciennes sits at 13th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-2 draw against Dijon. Mickaël Le Bihan struck first for Dijon in the 49th minute, then Kaba tied it up for Valenciennes in the 51st minute . Valenciennes looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 4 of their last 10.

Quevilly Rouen and Valenciennes last played eachother at the Stade Du Hainaut on Aug 20th. Valenciennes and Quevilly Rouen battled to a 0-0 draw. Neither Valenciennes nor Quevilly Rouen could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 2 and 4 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,.

Adrian Grbić has been the most prolific scorer on Valenciennes in the last five matches with two goals. Quevilly Rouen’s top weapon lately has been Mamady Bangré, who has 2 goals in the last five matches.

Le Havre vs Laval Match Preview


Mar 4th features a match where Le Havre plays host to Laval in a clash of the Ligue 2. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 6 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. In their last match, Le Havre recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Grenoble Foot 38. Grenoble Foot 38 had 3 on net, and Le Havre had 5, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,. With 20 points in their last 10 matches Le Havre should be reasonably happy with their performance, while in their last match, 14th placed Laval, recorded a 0-1 loss against Quevilly Rouen. Sangare struck first for Quevilly Rouen in the 70th minute on a feed from Issa Soumaré, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring At the end of 90 a dissapointed Laval couldn’t manage to score, and Quevilly Rouen took the shutout win. Laval is looking for direction having 3 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches.

Laval and Le Havre last played eachother at the Stade Francis Le Basser on Aug 30th. Le Havre won by a score of 3 to 1. Pape Djibril Diaw struck first for Laval in the 32nd minute on a feed from Jimmy Roye, but Yann Kitala got the equalizer for Le Havre in the 49th minute Finally they completed the comback victory in the 71st minute on a goal by Thiare to cap off a wild match.

Laval’s most prolific scorer has been Zakaria Naidji. He has netted 2 goals over the last five matches. Oualid El Hajjam and Casimir are the top scorers for Le Havre in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.

Wellington Phoenix vs Newcastle Jets Match Preview


On Saturday Mar 4th, Wellington Phoenix and Newcastle Jets will play a match in Wellington in a clash of the A-League. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 15 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. 5th placed Wellington Phoenix is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Central Coast Mariners. James McGarry struck first for Central Coast Mariners in the 12th minute on a feed from Storm Roux, then Oskar Zawada got the equalizer for Wellington Phoenix in the 4th minute of the second half’s stoppage time on a feed from Scott Wootton earning them at least the one point. Wellington Phoenix is looking for direction having earned 15 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Newcastle Jets recorded a 1-3 loss against Western United. Botic struck first for Western United in the 3rd minute on a feed from Josh Risdon, then Botic added another in the 29th minute. Newcastle Jets is looking for direction having 4 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

On Oct 22nd, Newcastle Jets hosted Wellington Phoenix at the Mcdonald Jones Stadium in their last match together. Newcastle Jets won by a score of 3 to 1. James McGarry struck first for Newcastle Jets in the 4th minute, then Beka Dartsmelia added another in the 16th minute on a feed from Reno Piscopo.

Beka Mikeltadze has been the most effective weapon for Newcastle Jets lately. The attacker has netted three goals in his last 5 matches. Oskar Zawada has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, hes scored four goals for Wellington Phoenix.

Western Sydney Wanderers vs Central Coast Mariners Match Preview


On the 4th of March, in this week 19 match, Western Sydney Wanderers and Central Coast Mariners will play a match in Sydney in a meeting of these two evenly matched A-League teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 21 degrees, which is great football weather. Western Sydney Wanderers sits at 3rd place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 4-0 shutout win against Macarthur. Brandon Borrello scored the first goal for Western Sydney Wanderers in the 3rd minute, then Romain Amalfitano added another in the 37th minute In the end, Macarthur couldn’t muster any offence and Western Sydney Wanderers ran away with the shutout win. Western Sydney Wanderers is looking for direction having 3 win and 2 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 2nd placed Central Coast Mariners, recorded a 1-1 draw against Wellington Phoenix. James McGarry struck first for Central Coast Mariners in the 12th minute on a feed from Storm Roux, then Oskar Zawada tied it up for Wellington Phoenix in the 4th minute of the second half’s stoppage time squeezing out at least the one point for Wellington Phoenix. Central Coast Mariners is looking for direction having earned 15 points in their last 10 matches.

Central Coast Mariners and Western Sydney Wanderers last played eachother at the Central Coast Stadium on Jan 28th. Central Coast Mariners and Western Sydney Wanderers battled to a 2-2 draw. Samuel Silvera scored the first goal for Central Coast Mariners in the 30th minute, but Yeni N’Gbakoto got the equalizer for Western Sydney Wanderers in the 35th minute .

Central Coast Mariners is glad to have Jason Cummings in top form. In the last 5 matches the attacker has scored 5 goals. Brandon Borrello has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, hes scored four goals for Western Sydney Wanderers.

Western United vs Perth Glory Match Preview


On Sat Mar 4th, Western United will play host to Perth Glory in a meeting of these two evenly matched A-League teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 19 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. Western United sits at 11th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 3-1 win against Newcastle Jets. Noah Botic struck first for Western United in the 3rd minute, then Noah Botic added another in the 29th minute on a feed from Pain. Western United is looking for direction having 3 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Perth Glory recorded a 1-2 loss against Brisbane Roar. Jack Clisby struck first for Perth Glory in the 19th minute, then Tom Aldred got the equalizer for Brisbane Roar in the 28th minute on a feed from Yared Abetew Finally they completed the comback in the 45th minute on a goal by Henry Hore to cap off a wild match. Perth Glory is looking for direction having earned 13 points in their last 10 matches.

On the 10th of December, Perth Glory hosted Western United in their last match together. Perth Glory won by a score of 2 to 1. Ryan Williams scored the first goal for Perth Glory in the 14th minute, then Jack Clisby added another in the 52nd minute.

Perth Glory’s most prolific scorer has been David Williams. The Australian attacker has netted 3 goals over the last five matches. Western United’s most prolific scorer has been Noah Botic. The Australian attacker has netted 3 goals over the last five matches.

Sydney vs Melbourne Victory Match Preview


Week 19 features a match on Sat Mar 4th, where Sydney will host Melbourne Victory in a meeting of these two A-League teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 5 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. In their last match, Sydney recorded a 2-3 loss against Melbourne City. Jamie MacLaren struck first for Melbourne City in the 5th minute on a feed from Berenguer Bohrer, then Marco Tilio added another in the 13th minute. Sydney is looking for direction having 4 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 12th placed Melbourne Victory, recorded a 1-1 draw against Adelaide United. Bruno Fornaroli scored the first goal for Melbourne Victory in the 81st minute on a penalty shot, then Irankunda tied it up for Adelaide United in the 87th minute on a penalty shot squeezing out at least the one point for Adelaide United. Melbourne Victory looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, Sydney won by a score of 2 to 1. Jake Brimmer struck first for Melbourne Victory in the 26th minute, then Max Burgess tied it up for Sydney in the 32nd minute Finally they completed the comback in the 52nd minute on a goal by Adam Le Fondre to cap off a wild match.

Melbourne Victory’s top weapon lately has been Bruno Fornaroli, who has 3 goals in the last five matches. Sydney’s most prolific scorer has been Adam Le Fondre. He has netted 3 goals over the last five matches.

Al Shabab vs Al Adalh Match Preview


Week 19 brings us a match on Mar 4th, where Al Shabab hosts Al Adalh at Prince Faisal Bin Fahd Stadium in a clash of these two extremely mismatched Pro League teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 25 degrees, a perfect day for football. Al Shabab is fresh off their 2-0 shutout win against Abha. Éver Banega struck first for Al Shabab in the 22nd minute, then Carlos added another in the 56th minute In the end, Abha couldn’t muster any offence and Al Shabab ran away with the shutout win. Al Shabab should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 18 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 15th placed Al Adalh, recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Al Khaleej. Reinaldo Lenis scored the first goal for Al Adalh in the 50th minute, then Marcus Antonsson added another in the 71st minute In the end, Al Khaleej was frustrated by Al Adalh’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Al Adalh ended the match with the shutout victory. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Prince Abdullah Bin Jalawi Sports City Stadium, Al Shabab was victorious by a score of 1 to 0. Carlos struck first for Al Shabab in the 3rd minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring At the end of 90 a dissapointed Al Adalh couldn’t manage to score, and Al Shabab took the shutout win.

Marcus Antonsson has been the most prolific scorer on Al Adalh in his last 5 matches with 3 goals. Carlos has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, hes scored 5 goals for Al Shabab.

Dhamk vs Al Taawon Match Preview


In a weekend match on Saturday Mar 4th, in week 19, Dhamk hosts Al Taawon at Dhamak Club Stadium in a meeting of these two Pro League teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 21 degrees, which is great football weather. In their last match, Dhamk recorded a 0-3 loss against Al Nassr. Cristiano Ronaldo struck first for Al Nassr in the 18th minute on a penalty, then Cristiano Ronaldo added another in the 23rd minute on a feed from Sultan Abdullah Al Ghanam In the end, Dhamk couldn’t muster any offence and Al Nassr ran away with the shutout win. Dhamk looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 5 of their last 10, while al Taawon sits at 5th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-1 draw against Al Feiha. Aleksandar Trajkovski struck first for Al Feiha in the 31st minute on a feed from Anthony Nwakaeme, but Hasan Kadesh got the equalizer for Al Taawon in the 4th minute of the second half’s stoppage time earning Al Taawon at least a draw. Al Taawon is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches.

On Fri Sep 16th, Al Taawon hosted Dhamk at the King Abdullah Sport City Stadium in their last match together. Al Taawon and Dhamk battled to a 1-1 draw. Domagoj Antolić scored the first goal for Al Taawon on an own goal in the 50th minute, then Bruno Duarte Da Silva tied it up for Dhamk in the 70th minute on a feed from Domagoj Antolić squeezing out at least the one point for Dhamk.

Al Taawon is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Medrán and Hasan Kadesh each having 2 goals in their last five. Dhamk’s top weapon lately has been El Arbi Hillel Soudani, who has two goals in the last 5 matches.

Platense vs Central Cordoba SdE Match Preview


In this 6th week match, on Saturday Mar 4th, Platense will host Central Cordoba SdE at Estadio Ciudad De Vicente López in a clash of these two closely matched Superliga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 24 degrees, which is great football weather. Platense is fresh off their 2-4 loss against Talleres Córdoba. Francisco Pizzini scored the first goal for Talleres Córdoba in the 10th minute, then Michael Santos added another in the 14th minute. Platense looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 2 of their last 10, while in their last match, Central Cordoba SdE recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Argentinos Juniors. Ciro Rius scored the first goal for Central Cordoba SdE in the 36th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Argentinos Juniors was frustrated by Central Cordoba SdE’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Central Cordoba SdE ended the match with the shutout victory. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 3 of their last 10.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season. Last season Platense won the head to head battle with 1 win. Platense’s most prolific scorer has been Nicolás Servetto. The Argentinian attacker has netted three goals over the last five matches.