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Dhamk vs Al Nassr Match Preview


February 25th features a match where Dhamk will host Al Nassr in a meeting of these two mismatched Pro League teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 16 degrees, a perfect day for football. Dhamk sits at 7th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-2 loss against Al Khaleej. Sokol Cikalleshi scored the first goal for Al Khaleej in the 32nd minute, then Sokol Cikalleshi added another in the 45th minute on a penalty In the end, Dhamk was frustrated by Al Khaleej’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Al Khaleej ended the match with the shutout victory. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 1st placed Al Nassr, recorded a 2-1 win against Al Taawon. Abdulrahman Ghareeb struck first for Al Nassr in the 17th minute on a feed from Cristiano Ronaldo, then Medrán tied it up for Al Taawon in the 47th minute. Al Nassr is on a hot streak lately, having won 7 of their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, Al Nassr was victorious by a score of 2 to 1. Sami Al Naji struck first for Al Nassr in the 37th minute on a feed from Ghislain Konan, then Anderson Talisca added another in the 60th minute on a feed from Ghislain Konan.

Al Nassr is glad to have Cristiano Ronaldo in top form. In the last 5 matches the attacker has scored 5 goals. Dhamk’s most prolific scorer has been El Arbi Hillel Soudani. He has netted two goals over the last five matches.

Bayreuth vs Zwickau Match Preview


Week 24 features a match on Saturday Feb 25th, where Zwickau and Bayreuth will play a match in Bayreuth in a meeting of these two 3. Liga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cold day, with daytime temperatures of only -1 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. 15th placed Bayreuth is fresh off their 3-2 win against Osnabrück. Robert Tesche scored the first goal for Osnabrück in the 9th minute, then Erik Engelhardt added another in the 50th minute on a feed from Ba-Muaka Simakala Finally they completed the comback victory in the 93rd minute on a goal by Agyemang Diawusie to cap off a wild match. Bayreuth is looking for direction having 4 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 19th placed Zwickau, recorded a 0-2 loss against Elversberg. Valdrin Mustafa scored the first goal for Elversberg in the 77th minute, then Valdrin Mustafa added another in the 6th minute of the second half’s stoppage time on a feed from Carlo Sickinger In the end, Zwickau was frustrated by Elversberg’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Elversberg ended the match with the shutout victory. Zwickau looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 5 of their last 10.

On the 22nd of August, Zwickau hosted Bayreuth at the Stadion Zwickau in their last match together. Zwickau won by a score of 2 to 0. Konig struck first for Zwickau in the 10th minute, then Dominic Baumann added another in the 25th minute In the end, Bayreuth couldn’t muster any offence and Zwickau ran away with the shutout win.

Dominic Baumann has been the most prolific scorer on Zwickau in his last five matches with 3 goals. Bayreuth’s most prolific scorer has been Christoph Fenninger. The German attacker has netted two goals over the last 5 matches.

Borussia Dortmund II vs Waldhof Mannheim Match Preview


Week 24 brings us a match on Feb 25th where Waldhof Mannheim and Borussia Dortmund II will play a match in Dortmund in a 3. Liga match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cold day, with daytime temperatures of only 3 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. Borussia Dortmund II sits at 16th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-2 loss against Rot-Weiss Essen. Thomas Eisfeld struck first for Rot-Weiss Essen in the 50th minute, then Björn Rother added another in the 86th minute In the end, Borussia Dortmund II couldn’t muster any offence and Rot-Weiss Essen ran away with the shutout win. Borussia Dortmund II looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 6 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Waldhof Mannheim recorded a 3-1 win against Meppen. Marvin Pourié scored the first goal for Meppen in the 10th minute on a penalty shot, but Marten Winkler got the equalizer for Waldhof Mannheim in the 23rd minute on a penalty shot Finally they completed the comback victory in the 31st minute on a goal by Martinovic to cap off a wild match. Waldhof Mannheim should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 20 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, Waldhof Mannheim won by a score of 2 to 1. Justin Njinmah scored the first goal for Borussia Dortmund II in the 2nd minute, but Bentley Baxter Bahn got the equalizer for Waldhof Mannheim in the 63rd minute But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback in the 71st minute on a goal by Bentley Baxter Bahn.

Dominik Martinovic has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, hes scored four goals for Waldhof Mannheim. Dams has been the most prolific scorer on Borussia Dortmund II in the last 5 matches with two goals.

MSV Duisburg vs Meppen Match Preview


In a weekend match on Saturday Feb 25th, in week 24, MSV Duisburg will play host to Meppen in a clash of the 3. Liga. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cold day, with daytime temperatures of only 3 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. 12th placed MSV Duisburg is fresh off their 0-2 loss against Freiburg II. Jonathan Schmid struck first for Freiburg II in the 9th minute, then Jonathan Schmid added another in the 49th minute In the end, MSV Duisburg couldn’t muster any offence and Freiburg II ran away with the shutout win. MSV Duisburg is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 20th placed Meppen, recorded a 1-3 loss against Waldhof Mannheim. Marvin Pourié scored the first goal for Meppen in the 10th minute on a penalty shot, then Marten Winkler got the equalizer for Waldhof Mannheim in the 23rd minute on a feed from Laurent Jans But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback in the 31st minute on a goal by Dominik Martinovic. Meppen looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Hänsch-arena, MSV Duisburg was victorious by a score of 3 to 0. Jonas Fedl scored the first goal for MSV Duisburg on an own goal in the 35th minute, then Vincent Müller added another in the 65th minute In the end, Meppen couldn’t muster any offence and MSV Duisburg ran away with the shutout win.

Meppen is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Ballmert and Max Dombrowka each only have 1 goal in their last five. Stoppelkamp has been the most effective weapon for MSV Duisburg lately. The German midfielder has netted three goals in his last 5 matches.

Sepsi vs Hermannstadt Match Preview


On Sat Feb 25th, Sepsi and Hermannstadt will play a match in Sfântu Gheorghe in a Liga 1 match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 5 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. Sepsi is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Botoşani. Cosmin Matei struck first for Sepsi in the 30th minute, then in the 45th minute, Victor Dican sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Patache squeezing out at least the one point for Botoşani. Sepsi is looking for direction having earned 16 points in their last 10 matches, while 11th placed Hermannstadt is fresh off their 0-0 scoreless draw against UTA Arad. Neither Hermannstadt nor UTA Arad could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 5 and 9 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,. Hermannstadt looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 5 of their last 10.

In their last match together, Sepsi won by a score of 2 to 1. Daniel Paraschiv struck first for Hermannstadt in the 36th minute on a feed from Ionuț Stoica, then Denis Ciobotariu tied it up for Sepsi in the 75th minute But luckily in the 86th minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by Pavol Šafranko. Sepsi is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Dumitrescu and Cosmin Matei each having 2 goals in their last 5.

Universitatea Cluj vs Botoşani Match Preview


On Sat Feb 25th, Universitatea Cluj will host Botoşani at Cluj Arena in a meeting of these two closely matched Liga 1 teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cold day, with daytime temperatures of only 2 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. In their last match, 14th placed Universitatea Cluj, recorded a 2-2 draw against Chindia Târgovişte. Mamadou Thiam struck first for Universitatea Cluj in the 44th minute on a feed from Ovidiu Bic, then José Gomes added another in the 51st minute . They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Botoşani recorded a 1-1 draw against Sepsi. Cosmin Matei scored the first goal for Sepsi in the 30th minute, but Patache got the equalizer for Botoşani in the 45th minute earning Botoşani a comeback draw. Botoşani is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches.

On the 3rd of October, Botoşani hosted Universitatea Cluj at the Stadionul Municipal in their last match together. Botoşani and Universitatea Cluj battled to a 1-1 draw. Mihai Roman II scored the first goal for Botoşani in the 56th minute, then Adrian Ionuț Bălan got the equalizer for Universitatea Cluj in the 75th minute on a feed from Marius Briceag earning them at least the one point.

Sebastian Mailat has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, hes scored 5 goals for Botoşani. Universitatea Cluj’s most prolific scorer has been Mamadou Thiam. He has netted 3 goals over the last five matches.

Richards Bay vs Stellenbosch Match Preview


Feb 25th features a match where Stellenbosch and Richards Bay will play a match in Richards Bay in a clash of the Premier League. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 23 degrees, which is great football weather. Richards Bay sits at 4th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-2 loss against Sekhukhune United. Pogiso Mahlangu struck first for Sekhukhune United in the 49th minute on a feed from Nyiko Mobbie, then Ohizu added another in the 52nd minute In the end, Richards Bay couldn’t muster any offence and Sekhukhune United ran away with the shutout win. Richards Bay is looking for direction having earned 13 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 13th placed Stellenbosch, recorded a 2-1 win against Chippa United. scored the first goal for Stellenbosch in the 27th minute, then Matome Mathiane tied it up for Chippa United in the 60th minute. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches.

On Sep 3rd, Stellenbosch hosted Richards Bay at the Athlone Stadium in their last match together. Richards Bay won by a score of 2 to 1. Sanele Barns scored the first goal for Richards Bay in the 30th minute, then tied it up for Stellenbosch in the 36th minute on a feed from Sihle Nduli.

has been the most prolific scorer on Stellenbosch in his last 5 matches with 3 goals. Richards Bay’s most prolific scorer has been Sanele Barns. The midfielder has netted 2 goals over the last 5 matches.

Sekhukhune United vs Cape Town City Match Preview


Feb 25th features a match where Sekhukhune United will play host to Cape Town City in a clash of the Premier League. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 17 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. Sekhukhune United sits at 6th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Richards Bay. Pogiso Mahlangu struck first for Sekhukhune United in the 49th minute on a feed from Nyiko Mobbie, then Chibuike Ohizu added another in the 52nd minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Richards Bay couldn’t manage to score, and Sekhukhune United took the shutout win. Sekhukhune United should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 17 points in their last 10 matches, while cape Town City is fresh off their 2-0 shutout win against Moroka Swallows. Taahir Goedeman scored the first goal for Cape Town City in the 8th minute, then Taariq Fielies added another in the 55th minute In the end, Moroka Swallows couldn’t muster any offence and Cape Town City ran away with the shutout win. Cape Town City is looking for direction having 5 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches.

Sekhukhune United and Cape Town City last played eachother at the Cape Town Stadium on Sep 6th. Cape Town City and Sekhukhune United battled to a 0-0 draw. Cape Town City had 10 on net, and Sekhukhune United had 9, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,.

Fielies has been the most effective weapon for Cape Town City lately. The defender has netted 2 goals in his last 5 matches. Chibuike Ohizu has been the most effective weapon for Sekhukhune United lately. The Nigerian attacker has netted 2 goals in his last five matches.

Kaizer Chiefs vs Orlando Pirates Match Preview


February 25th features a match where Kaizer Chiefs hosts Orlando Pirates at Fnb Stadium in a meeting of these two evenly matched Premier League teams in the ever popular Johannesburg derby. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 23 degrees, which is great football weather. In their last match, 5th placed Kaizer Chiefs, recorded a 2-3 loss against Golden Arrows. Sifiso Hlanti struck first for Kaizer Chiefs in the 8th minute, then in the 1st minute of the first half’s stoppage time, Knox Mutizwa sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Ntsako Makhubela Finally they completed the comback in the 78th minute on a goal by Mutizwa to cap off a wild match. Kaizer Chiefs is looking for direction having 3 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches, while orlando Pirates is fresh off their 2-1 win against Maritzburg United. Monnapule Saleng struck first for Orlando Pirates in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time on a feed from Bandile Shandu, then Terrence Dzvukamanja added another in the 71st minute. Orlando Pirates is looking for direction having earned 16 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on the 29th of October, Kaizer Chiefs won by a score of 1 to 0. Moegamat Maart struck first for Kaizer Chiefs in the 74th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Orlando Pirates couldn’t muster any offence and Kaizer Chiefs ran away with the shutout win.

Monnapule Saleng has been the most prolific scorer on Orlando Pirates in the last 5 matches with three goals. Kaizer Chiefs’s most prolific scorer has been Sifiso Hlanti. He has netted 2 goals over the last 5 matches.

Kaiserslautern vs Greuther Fürth Match Preview


On Feb 25th, Greuther Fürth will travel to Kaiserslautern to battle Kaiserslautern in a clash of the 2. Bundesliga. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cold day, and temperatures reaching a maximum of only 0 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. In their last match, Kaiserslautern recorded a 0-1 loss against Paderborn. Jannis Heuer scored the first goal for Paderborn in the 78th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Kaiserslautern couldn’t muster any offence and Paderborn ran away with the shutout win. Kaiserslautern should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 19 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Greuther Fürth recorded a 2-1 win against Fortuna Düsseldorf. Ragnar Ache struck first for Greuther Fürth in the 28th minute, then Ragnar Ache added another in the 57th minute on a feed from Tobias Raschl. Greuther Fürth should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 17 points in their last 10 matches.

Greuther Fürth and Kaiserslautern last played eachother at the Sportpark Ronhof Thomas Sommer on Sunday Aug 21st. Kaiserslautern was victorious by a score of 3 to 1. Tobias Raschl scored the first goal for Greuther Fürth in the 13th minute, but Philipp Hercher got the equalizer for Kaiserslautern in the 46th minute But luckily in the 54th minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by Mike Wunderlich.

Greuther Fürth’s most prolific scorer has been Ragnar Ache. The German attacker has netted 3 goals over the last five matches. Kaiserslautern’s most prolific scorer has been Terrence Boyd. He has netted 3 goals over the last 5 matches.