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Blackpool vs Stoke City Match Preview


On Sat Feb 18th, in week 33, Blackpool hosts Stoke City at Bloomfield Road in a meeting of these two Championship teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 7 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. 24th placed Blackpool is fresh off their 1-2 loss against Swansea City. Matthew Sorinola struck first for Swansea City in the 21st minute on a feed from Ryan Manning, then Sonny Carey tied it up for Blackpool in the 70th minute. Blackpool looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 4 of their last 10, while in their last match, 19th placed Stoke City, recorded a 3-0 shutout win against Huddersfield Town. Phil Jagielka scored the first goal for Stoke City in the 13th minute, then Jacob Brown added another in the 73rd minute In the end, Huddersfield Town was frustrated by Stoke City’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Stoke City ended the match with the shutout victory. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches.

Stoke City and Blackpool last played eachother at the Bet365 Stadium on Sat Aug 6th. Stoke City was victorious by a score of 2 to 0. Harrison Clarke struck first for Stoke City in the 33rd minute on a feed from Josh Tymon, then Jacob Brown added another in the 75th minute on a feed from Josh Tymon In the end, Blackpool was frustrated by Stoke City’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Stoke City ended the match with the shutout victory.

Jacob Brown has been the most effective weapon for Stoke City lately. The English attacker has netted 3 goals in his last five matches. Charlie Patino and Josh Bowler are the top scorers for Blackpool in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.

Wycombe Wanderers vs Bolton Wanderers Match Preview


In a weekend match on Saturday Feb 18th, in week 33, Bolton Wanderers will travel to High Wycombe to battle Wycombe Wanderers in a clash of these two closely matched League One teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 10 degrees, a perfect day for football. In their last match, 7th placed Wycombe Wanderers, recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Accrington Stanley. Josh Scowen struck first for Wycombe Wanderers in the 18th minute, then Garath McCleary added another in the 90th minute on a feed from Tjay De Barr At the end of 90 a dissapointed Accrington Stanley couldn’t manage to score, and Wycombe Wanderers took the shutout win. Wycombe Wanderers is on a hot streak lately, with 7 wins in their last 10 matches, while bolton Wanderers is fresh off their 5-0 blowout win against Milton Keynes Dons. Ricardo Alexandre Almeida Santos struck first for Bolton Wanderers in the 7th minute, then Luke Mbete-Tatu added another in the 21st minute In the end, Milton Keynes Dons was frustrated by Bolton Wanderers’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Bolton Wanderers ended the match with the shutout victory. Bolton Wanderers is on a hot streak lately, with 7 wins in their last 10 matches.

Bolton Wanderers and Wycombe Wanderers last played eachother at the University Of Bolton Stadium on Sat Aug 6th. Bolton Wanderers was victorious by a score of 3 to 0. Kyle Dempsey scored the first goal for Bolton Wanderers in the 15th minute, then Aaron Morley added another in the 41st minute on a feed from Oladapo Afolayan In the end, Wycombe Wanderers was frustrated by Bolton Wanderers’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Bolton Wanderers ended the match with the shutout victory.

Dion Charles has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, hes scored five goals for Bolton Wanderers. Both Lewis Wing and Sam Vokes have been the hottest scorers for Wycombe Wanderers in the last 5 each having scored 2 goals each.

Lincoln City vs Portsmouth Match Preview


In this week 33 match on Feb 18th, Lincoln City hosts Portsmouth in a meeting of these two closely matched League One teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 8 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. In their last match, Lincoln City recorded a 1-1 draw against Derby County. Olamide Shodipo scored the first goal for Lincoln City in the 43rd minute, then Conor Hourihane tied it up for Derby County in the 69th minute earning Derby County at least a draw. Lincoln City is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches, while portsmouth sits at 10th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Burton Albion. Dane Scarlett scored the first goal for Portsmouth in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed Burton Albion couldn’t manage to score, and Portsmouth took the shutout win. Portsmouth is looking for direction having 3 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches.

Portsmouth and Lincoln City last played eachother at the Fratton Park on Aug 6th. Portsmouth and Lincoln City battled to a 0-0 draw. Neither Portsmouth nor Lincoln City could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 4 and 1 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,.

Colby Bishop has been the most prolific scorer on Portsmouth in the last five matches with two goals. Lincoln City is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Teddy Bishop and Sean Roughan each only have 1 goal in their last 5.

Sunderland vs Bristol City Match Preview


In this 33rd week match, on Sat Feb 18th, Sunderland hosts Bristol City at Stadium Of Light in a meeting of these two Championship teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 5 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. In their last match, 5th placed Sunderland, recorded a 3-0 shutout win against Queens Park Rangers. Luke O’Nien scored the first goal for Sunderland in the 34th minute, then Jack Clarke added another in the 82nd minute on a feed from Amad Traoré In the end, Queens Park Rangers was frustrated by Sunderland’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Sunderland ended the match with the shutout victory. Sunderland should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 18 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 16th placed Bristol City, recorded a 1-1 draw against Wigan Athletic. Robert Atkinson struck first for Bristol City in the 36th minute on a feed from Anis Mehmeti, then in the 65th minute, Max Power sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Ashley Fletcher squeezing out at least the one point for Wigan Athletic. Bristol City is looking for direction having 4 win and 2 losses in their last 10 matches.

On Aug 6th, Bristol City hosted Sunderland at the Ashton Gate Stadium in their last match together. Sunderland won by a score of 3 to 2. Ellis Simms struck first for Sunderland in the 4th minute, but Andreas Weimann got the equalizer for Bristol City in the 10th minute , but luckily for Sunderland it didn’t end there. They were able to keep scoring to earn the win.

Bristol City’s most prolific scorer has been Samuel Bell. He has netted three goals over the last 5 matches. Jack Clarke has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, hes scored 4 goals for Sunderland.

Austria Klagenfurt vs Wolfsberger AC Match Preview


Feb 18th features a match where Austria Klagenfurt hosts Wolfsberger AC in a meeting of these two Tipico Bundesliga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 5 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. In their last match, Austria Klagenfurt recorded a 1-3 loss against Austria Wien. Haris Tabakovic scored the first goal for Austria Wien in the 31st minute, then Haris Tabakovic added another in the 49th minute. Austria Klagenfurt is looking for direction having 4 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches, while wolfsberger AC is fresh off their 1-2 loss against Wattens. Tim Prica struck first for Wattens in the 62nd minute on a feed from Sandi Ogrinec, then Thomas Sabitzer added another in the 70th minute. Wolfsberger AC is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches.

Austria Klagenfurt and Wolfsberger AC last played eachother at the Lavanttal Arena on the 4th of September. Austria Klagenfurt took the match by a score of 4 to 3. Thai Baribo struck first for Wolfsberger AC in the 9th minute, then Nicolas Wimmer tied it up for Austria Klagenfurt in the 17th minute But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback in the 60th minute on a goal by Markus Pink.

Thierno Ballo and Maurice Malone are the top scorers for Wolfsberger AC in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats.

Hartberg vs Sturm Graz Match Preview


In this week 18 match on Feb 18th, Sturm Graz will travel to Hartberg to battle Hartberg in a meeting of these two extremely mismatched Tipico Bundesliga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 6 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. In their last match, Hartberg recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Ried. Dominik Frieser scored the first goal for Hartberg in the 78th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring At the end of 90 a dissapointed Ried couldn’t manage to score, and Hartberg took the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 7 of their last 10, while sturm Graz is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Rapid Wien. David Affengruber struck first for Sturm Graz in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time on a feed from Manprit Sarkaria, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Rapid Wien couldn’t muster any offence and Sturm Graz ran away with the shutout win. Sturm Graz looks to continue their winning ways, having won 7 of their last 10.

In their last match together, in Merkur Arena, Sturm Graz and Hartberg battled to a 0-0 draw. Sturm Graz had 34 on net, and Hartberg had 3, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,.

Jakob Jantscher and Manprit Sarkaria are the top scorers for Sturm Graz in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats. Rene Kriwak and Dominik Frieser are the top scorers for Hartberg in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats.

Hvidovre vs Nykøbing Match Preview


In a weekend match on Saturday Feb 18th, in week 18, Hvidovre and Nykøbing will play a match in Hvidovre in a First Division match. The game day is forecasted to be a windy and cold day, with daytime temperatures of only 3 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. In their last match, Hvidovre recorded a 3-1 win against HB Køge. Tobias Thomsen struck first for Hvidovre in the 67th minute on a feed from, then Marcus Lindberg added another in the 70th minute on a feed from . Hvidovre is looking for direction having earned 16 points in their last 10 matches, while nykøbing sits at 12th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-1 draw against Næstved. Luca Kjerrumgaard scored the first goal for Nykøbing in the 46th minute, then Magnus Haüser tied it up for Næstved in the 53rd minute earning Næstved a comeback draw. Nykøbing looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10.

In their last match together, in University Of Limerick Bowl, Hvidovre took the match by a score of 2 to 0. Tobias Thomsen struck first for Hvidovre in the 41st minute on a feed from Martin Spelmann, then Marcus Lindberg added another in the 80th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Nykøbing couldn’t manage to score, and Hvidovre took the shutout win.

For Nykøbing, their top scorers are Luca Kjerrumgaard and Ole Jakobsen, each having 2 goals in their last 5 matches. Tobias Thomsen has been the most prolific scorer on Hvidovre in his last five matches with two goals.

FC Groningen vs FC Emmen Match Preview


In this week 22 match on the 18th of February, FC Groningen will host FC Emmen in a Eredivisie match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cold day, and temperatures reaching a maximum of only 4 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. FC Groningen sits at 18th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-6 blowout loss against PSV. Luuk de Jong struck first for PSV in the 27th minute, then Xavi Simons added another in the 46th minute on a feed from Joey Veerman In the end, FC Groningen was frustrated by PSV’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. PSV ended the match with the shutout victory. FC Groningen looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 8 of their last 10, while in their last match, FC Emmen recorded a 0-1 loss against Fortuna Sittard. Oğuzhan Özyakup scored the first goal for Fortuna Sittard in the 76th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed FC Emmen couldn’t manage to score, and Fortuna Sittard took the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 4 of their last 10.

FC Groningen and FC Emmen last played eachother at the De Oude Meerdijk on the 30th of October. FC Emmen and FC Groningen battled to a 0-0 draw. FC Emmen had 14 on net, and FC Groningen had 13, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,.

FC Emmen is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Bernadou and Alois Oroz each only have 1 goal in their last 5. FC Groningen is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Florian Krüger and Ricardo Pepi each only have 1 goal in their last five

Dennis van der Ree’s squad will be without Mads Bech Sørensen, P. Abraham and Luciano Valente, while Météhan Guclu, Oussama Darfalou and Rui-Jorge Monteiro Mendes are unavailable to play for Dick Lukkien’s team.

FC Volendam vs Vitesse Match Preview


On Saturday Feb 18th, in week 22, FC Volendam and Vitesse will play a match in Volendam in a clash of the Eredivisie. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 7 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. In their last match, 15th placed FC Volendam, recorded a 0-3 loss against FC Twente. Joshua Brenet scored the first goal for FC Twente in the 16th minute, then Václav Černý added another in the 17th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed FC Volendam couldn’t manage to score, and FC Twente took the shutout win. FC Volendam is looking for direction having earned 11 points in their last 10 matches, while 12th placed Vitesse is fresh off their 2-0 shutout win against FC Utrecht. Manhoef scored the first goal for Vitesse in the 63rd minute, then Maximilian Wittek added another in the 4th minute of the second half’s stoppage time on a feed from Mohamed Sankoh In the end, FC Utrecht couldn’t muster any offence and Vitesse ran away with the shutout win. Vitesse is looking for direction having 2 win and 2 losses in their last 10 matches.

On Saturday Sep 17th, Vitesse hosted FC Volendam at the Gelredome in their last match together. Vitesse and FC Volendam battled to a 1-1 draw. Robert Muhren scored the first goal for FC Volendam in the 21st minute, then in the 48th minute, Kacper Kozłowski sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Bartosz Bialek squeezing out at least the one point for Vitesse.

Million Manhoef has been the most effective weapon for Vitesse lately. The Dutch midfielder has netted 3 goals in his last five matches. FC Volendam is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Mirani and Robert Muhren each only have 1 goal in their last 5.

Bordeaux vs Paris Match Preview


In a weekend match on Saturday Feb 18th, in week 24, Bordeaux hosts Paris at Stade Matmut-atlantique in a Ligue 2 match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 12 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. 3rd placed Bordeaux is fresh off their 1-3 loss against Niort. Moataz Zemzemi scored the first goal for Niort in the 28th minute, then Aliou Badji got the equalizer for Bordeaux in the 30th minute on a feed from Bakwa. Bordeaux is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches, while 13th placed Paris is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Annecy. Kevin Farade scored the first goal for Annecy in the 67th minute from the penalty spot, then Khalid Boutaïb tied it up for Paris in the 1st minute of the second half’s stoppage time from the penalty spot. Paris is looking for direction having 4 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Stade Charléty, Bordeaux took the match by a score of 3 to 1. Josh Maja scored the first goal for Bordeaux in the 14th minute, then Josh Maja added another in the 20th minute on a penalty kick.

Julien Yves Remi Lopez Baila has been the most prolific scorer on Paris in his last five matches with two goals. For Bordeaux, their top scorers are Yoann Barbet and Aliou Badji, each having 2 goals in their last 5 matches.