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Bristol Rovers vs Ipswich Town Match Preview


On the 14th of February, in this week 32 match, Bristol Rovers will host Ipswich Town at Memorial Stadium in a clash of these two extremely mismatched League One teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 6 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. In their last match, Bristol Rovers recorded a 0-1 loss against Lincoln City. Regan Poole struck first for Lincoln City in the 14th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Bristol Rovers couldn’t muster any offence and Lincoln City ran away with the shutout win. Bristol Rovers is looking for direction having 4 win and 6 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 3rd placed Ipswich Town, recorded a 2-2 draw against Sheffield Wednesday. Michael Smith struck first for Sheffield Wednesday in the 27th minute, then George Byers added another in the 34th minute on a feed from Josh Windass. Ipswich Town is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Portman Road Stadium, Ipswich Town won by a score of 2 to 0. Conor Chaplin scored the first goal for Ipswich Town in the 24th minute, then Lee Evans added another in the 55th minute In the end, Bristol Rovers was frustrated by Ipswich Town’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Ipswich Town ended the match with the shutout victory.

Freddie Ladapo has been the most prolific scorer on Ipswich Town in the last 5 matches with three goals. Scott Sinclair and Josh Coburn are the top scorers for Bristol Rovers in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.

Bolton Wanderers vs Milton Keynes Dons Match Preview


Week 32 brings us a match on Feb 14th, where Bolton Wanderers and Milton Keynes Dons will play a match in Bolton in a clash of these two extremely mismatched League One teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 7 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. Bolton Wanderers is fresh off their 5-0 blowout win against Peterborough United. Almeida Santos struck first for Bolton Wanderers in the 12th minute, then Dion Charles added another in the 42nd minute from the penalty spot In the end, Peterborough United was frustrated by Bolton Wanderers’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Bolton Wanderers ended the match with the shutout victory. Bolton Wanderers should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 21 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Milton Keynes Dons recorded a 1-1 draw against Oxford United. Sullay Kaikai struck first for Milton Keynes Dons in the 25th minute on a feed from Mohamed Eisa, then Lewis Bate got the equalizer for Oxford United in the 71st minute on a feed from Djavan Anderson earning Oxford United at least a draw. Milton Keynes Dons is looking for direction having 4 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches.

Bolton Wanderers and Milton Keynes Dons last played eachother at the Stadium Mk on Sep 13th. Bolton Wanderers won by a score of 2 to 0. Dion Charles struck first for Bolton Wanderers in the 31st minute on a penalty shot, then Paul Jones added another in the 60th minute on a feed from Jack Iredale At the end of 90 a dissapointed Milton Keynes Dons couldn’t manage to score, and Bolton Wanderers took the shutout win.

Milton Keynes Dons’s most prolific scorer has been Mohamed Eisa. He has netted three goals over the last five matches. Bolton Wanderers is glad to have Dion Charles in top form. In the last 5 matches the attacker has scored five goals.

Portsmouth vs Burton Albion Match Preview


In a mid week match on Tue Feb 14th, in week 32, Portsmouth hosts Burton Albion in a clash of the League One. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 8 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. In their last match, 10th placed Portsmouth, recorded a 1-3 loss against Plymouth Argyle. Sam Cosgrove struck first for Plymouth Argyle in the 24th minute, then Finn Azaz added another in the 70th minute. Portsmouth looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Burton Albion recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Exeter City. Sam Winnall struck first for Burton Albion in the 84th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Exeter City was frustrated by Burton Albion’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Burton Albion ended the match with the shutout victory. Burton Albion should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 17 points in their last 10 matches.

Portsmouth and Burton Albion last played eachother at the Pirelli Stadium on Sep 13th. Portsmouth took the match by a score of 2 to 0. Sam Hughes struck first for Portsmouth on an own goal in the 59th minute, then Colby Bishop added another in the 87th minute In the end, Burton Albion couldn’t muster any offence and Portsmouth ran away with the shutout win.

Burton Albion hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last five matches are Taylor and Eastwood, and they each have 1 goal. Portsmouth’s most prolific scorer has been Colby Bishop. The English attacker has netted two goals over the last five matches.

Queens Park Rangers vs Sunderland Match Preview


On Tue Feb 14th, in week 32, Sunderland will travel to London to battle Queens Park Rangers in a clash of the Championship. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 8 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. Queens Park Rangers sits at 14th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-2 loss against Millwall. Duncan Watmore scored the first goal for Millwall in the 31st minute, then Oliver Burke added another in the 78th minute. Queens Park Rangers looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Sunderland recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Reading. Patrick Roberts scored the first goal for Sunderland in the 84th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Reading couldn’t muster any offence and Sunderland ran away with the shutout win. With 18 points in their last 10 matches Sunderland should be reasonably happy with their performance.

Sunderland and Queens Park Rangers last played eachother at the Stadium Of Light on the 13th of August. Sunderland and Queens Park Rangers battled to a 2-2 draw. Ross Stewart struck first for Sunderland in the 31st minute, then Ellis Simms added another in the 40th minute .

Jack Clarke has been the most effective weapon for Sunderland lately. The English attacker has netted 2 goals in his last five matches. Both Tyler Roberts and Jamal Lowe have been the hottest scorers for Queens Park Rangers in the last 5 each having scored 2 goals each.

Norwich City vs Hull City Match Preview


In this week 32 match on the 14th of February, Norwich City plays host to Hull City in a clash of these two evenly matched Championship teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 5 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. In their last match, 10th placed Norwich City, recorded a 0-1 loss against Bristol City. Mark Sykes struck first for Bristol City in the 24th minute on a feed from Cameron Pring, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Norwich City was frustrated by Bristol City’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Bristol City ended the match with the shutout victory. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 12th placed Hull City, recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Cardiff City. Cyrus Christie scored the first goal for Hull City in the 62nd minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Cardiff City couldn’t muster any offence and Hull City ran away with the shutout win. Hull City is looking for direction having 4 win and 2 losses in their last 10 matches.

On Sat Aug 13th, Hull City hosted Norwich City in their last match together. Hull City was victorious by a score of 2 to 1. Oscar Estupiñan scored the first goal for Hull City in the 43rd minute, then Oscar Estupiñan added another in the 62nd minute.

Aaron Connolly has been the most effective weapon for Hull City lately. The Irish attacker has netted 2 goals in his last 5 matches. Norwich City’s most prolific scorer has been Kieran Dowell. The English midfielder has netted 3 goals over the last 5 matches.

Burnley vs Watford Match Preview


February 14th features a match where Burnley hosts Watford in a Championship match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 5 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. 1st placed Burnley is fresh off their 3-0 shutout win against Preston North End. Nathan Tella scored the first goal for Burnley in the 15th minute, then Nathan Tella added another in the 55th minute In the end, Preston North End was frustrated by Burnley’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Burnley ended the match with the shutout victory. Burnley looks to continue their winning ways, having won 10 of their last 10, while in their last match, Watford recorded a 1-1 draw against Blackburn Rovers. Bradley Dack struck first for Blackburn Rovers in the 24th minute, then Wesley Hoedt tied it up for Watford in the 74th minute earning Watford a comeback draw. Watford is looking for direction having earned 13 points in their last 10 matches.

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Watford’s most prolific scorer has been Ismaila Sarr. The Senegalese attacker has netted two goals over the last five matches. Nathan Tella has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, hes scored six goals for Burnley.

Paris Saint Germain vs Bayern München Match Preview


Feb 14th features a match where Bayern München and Paris Saint Germain will play a match in Paris in a Champions League match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 8 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. In their last match, Paris Saint Germain recorded a 1-3 loss against Monaco. Aleksandr Golovin scored the first goal for Monaco in the 4th minute, then Wissam Ben Yedder added another in the 18th minute on a feed from Krépin Diatta. With 19 points in their last 10 matches Paris Saint Germain should be reasonably happy with their performance, while in their last match, Bayern München recorded a 3-0 shutout win against Bochum. Thomas Müller struck first for Bayern München in the 41st minute, then Kingsley Coman added another in the 64th minute In the end, Bochum couldn’t muster any offence and Bayern München ran away with the shutout win. Bayern München is on a hot streak lately, having won 7 of their last 10 matches.

Bayern München and Paris Saint Germain last played eachother at the Parc Des Princes on Tuesday Apr 13th. Bayern München took the match by a score of 1 to 0 in front of an empty stadium. Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting scored the first goal for Bayern München in the 40th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed Paris Saint Germain couldn’t manage to score, and Bayern München took the shutout win.

Bayern München’s most prolific scorer has been Kingsley Coman. He has netted three goals over the last five matches. Both Lionel Messi and Zaire Emery have been the hottest scorers for Paris Saint Germain in the last 5 each having scored 2 goals each.

Milan vs Tottenham Hotspur Match Preview


February 14th features a match where Tottenham Hotspur will travel to Milano to battle Milan in a Champions League match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 8 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. Milan is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Torino. Olivier Giroud struck first for Milan in the 62nd minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Torino was frustrated by Milan’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Milan ended the match with the shutout victory. Milan is looking for direction having 4 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Tottenham Hotspur recorded a 1-4 loss against Leicester City. Rodrigo Bentancur struck first for Tottenham Hotspur in the 14th minute, but Nampalys Mendy got the equalizer for Leicester City in the 23rd minute But luckily in the 25th minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by James Maddison. Tottenham Hotspur is looking for direction having 4 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season.

Both Heung-Min Son and Harry Kane have been the hottest scorers for Tottenham Hotspur in the last 5 each having scored 2 goals. Milan’s top weapon lately has been Olivier Giroud, who has 2 goals in the last five matches.

Smouha vs Zamalek Match Preview


February 13th features a match where Zamalek and Smouha will play a match in Alexandria in a Premier League match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 13 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. 11th placed Smouha is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Al Masry. Ateia struck first for Al Masry in the 13th minute, then in the 82nd minute, Hossam Hassan sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Mohamed Essam Emara earning Smouha a comeback draw. Smouha is looking for direction having 3 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches, while 6th placed Zamalek is fresh off their 0-3 loss against Pharco. Shokry Naguib struck first for Pharco in the 6th minute, then Amr Gamal added another in the 29th minute In the end, Zamalek was frustrated by Pharco’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Pharco ended the match with the shutout victory. Zamalek is looking for direction having 3 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Cairo International Stadium, Zamalek was victorious by a score of 2 to 0. Reda struck first for Zamalek on an own goal in the 79th minute, then Samson Akinyoola added another in the 4th minute of the second half’s stoppage time At the end of 90 a dissapointed Smouha couldn’t manage to score, and Zamalek took the shutout win.

Zamalek’s most prolific scorer has been Seifeddine Jaziri. He has netted 2 goals over the last five matches. Smouha is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Hossam Hassan and Mohamed Essam Emara each having 2 goals in their last 5.

Estudiantes vs Lanús Match Preview


On Mon Feb 13th, Estudiantes will host Lanús at Estadio Ciudad De La Plata in a Superliga match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 26 degrees, which is great football weather. In their last match, Estudiantes recorded a 1-1 draw against Arsenal de Sarandi. Matías Godoy scored the first goal for Estudiantes in the 9th minute, then in the 17th minute, Lucas Brochero sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Santiago Toloza earning Arsenal de Sarandi at least a draw. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 1 of their last 10, while in their last match, 3rd placed Lanús, recorded a 2-1 win against San Lorenzo. Leandro Díaz scored the first goal for Lanús in the 21st minute on a penalty shot, then Matías Esquivel added another in the 27th minute. Lanús is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season. Last season Estudiantes won the head to head battle with 2 wins.

Lanús hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are José Sand and Franco Orozco, and they each have 1 goal. Mauro Boselli has been the most effective weapon for Estudiantes lately. The Argentinian attacker has netted three goals in his last five matches.