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Servette vs Sion Match Preview


In this 18th week match, on Sun Jan 29th, Servette hosts Sion in a clash of the Super League. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cold day, with daytime temperatures of only -2 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. Servette sits at 4th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-4 loss against Zürich. Tosin Aiyegun struck first for Zürich in the 31st minute on a feed from Jonathan Okita, then Nikola Katić added another in the 50th minute. Servette is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Sion recorded a 2-3 loss against Lugano. M. Amoura scored the first goal for Lugano in the 3rd minute, then Wylan Cyprien got the equalizer for Sion in the 24th minute on a feed from Ylyas Chouaref , but Lugano kept scoring and walked away with the win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 5 of their last 10.

Servette and Sion last played eachother at the Stade De Tourbillon on the 30th of July. Sion and Servette battled to a 0-0 draw. Sion had 15 on net, and Servette had 9, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,.

Sion is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Nathanael Saintini and Mario Balotelli each only have 1 goal in their last 5.

Zürich vs St. Gallen Match Preview


On Sunday Jan 29th, in week 18, Zürich will play host to St. Gallen in a meeting of these two Super League teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cold day, with daytime temperatures of only -4 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. 10th placed Zürich is fresh off their 2-2 draw against Luzern. Max Meyer struck first for Luzern in the 62nd minute on a penalty shot, then Sofiane Chader added another in the 83rd minute . Zürich is looking for direction having 2 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches, while st. Gallen sits at 3rd place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-1 draw against Basel. Guillemenot struck first for St. Gallen in the 5th minute on a feed from Michael Kempter, then Mohamed Amdouni tied it up for Basel in the 30th minute squeezing out at least the one point for Basel. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches.

St. Gallen and Zürich last played eachother at the Kybunpark on the 30th of July. St. Gallen was victorious by a score of 2 to 0. Julian Vonmoos struck first for St. Gallen in the 20th minute, then Becir Omeragic added another on an own goal in the 1st minute of the first half’s stoppage time In the end, Zürich couldn’t muster any offence and St. Gallen ran away with the shutout win.

St. Gallen’s top weapon lately has been Emmanuel Latte Lath, who has 3 goals in the last 5 matches. For Zürich, their top scorers are Jonathan Okita and Roko Šimić, each having 2 goals in their last five matches.

Tigres UANL vs Atlético San Luis Match Preview


In this 4th week match, on Sunday Jan 29th, Tigres UANL plays host to Atlético San Luis in a meeting of these two Liga MX teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 21 degrees, which is great football weather. 1st placed Tigres UANL is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Tijuana. Alexis Canelo struck first for Tijuana in the 3rd minute on a feed from Carlos Valenzuela, then in the 60th minute, Samir sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Andre-Pierre Gignac earning them at least the one point. With 19 points in their last 10 matches Tigres UANL should be reasonably happy with their performance, while in their last match, 9th placed Atlético San Luis, recorded a 1-3 loss against Monterrey. Funes Mori scored the first goal for Monterrey in the 2nd minute, then Rogelio Gabriel Funes Mori added another in the 17th minute. Atlético San Luis is looking for direction having earned 11 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on Oct 1st, Tigres UANL took the match by a score of 3 to 0. Gignac scored the first goal for Tigres UANL in the 54th minute, then Sebastián Cordova added another in the 58th minute In the end, Atlético San Luis couldn’t muster any offence and Tigres UANL ran away with the shutout win.

Atlético San Luis’s top weapon lately has been Léo Bonatini, who has 2 goals in the last five matches. Tigres UANL is fortunate enough to have Andre-Pierre Gignac in top form. In the last 5 matches the attacker has scored seven goals.

Toluca vs León Match Preview


In this week 4 match on Jan 29th, Toluca plays host to León in a meeting of these two Liga MX teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 16 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. In their last match, 7th placed Toluca, recorded a 2-1 win against Chivas. Huerta Jerez struck first for Chivas on an own goal in the 31st minute, then Carlos González got the equalizer for Toluca in the 60th minute on a feed from Maximiliano Araújo Vilches But luckily in the 84th minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by Marcel Ruíz. Toluca is looking for direction having earned 13 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 14th placed León, recorded a 1-4 loss against Pumas UNAM. Gustavo Del Prete scored the first goal for Pumas UNAM in the 9th minute, then Lucas Di Yorio tied it up for León in the 27th minute on a feed from Iván Moreno Füguemann. León is looking for direction having earned 16 points in their last 10 matches.

Toluca and León last played eachother at the Estadio León on the 27th of July. Toluca won by a score of 1 to 0. Daniel Alvarez scored the first goal for Toluca in the 90th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else At the end of 90 a dissapointed León couldn’t manage to score, and Toluca took the shutout win.

León’s top weapon lately has been Lucas Di Yorio, who has three goals in the last five matches. Toluca’s most prolific scorer has been Carlos González. The attacker has netted 3 goals over the last five matches.

Juárez vs Chivas Match Preview


Week 4 brings us a match on Jan 29th where Juárez will play host to Chivas in a meeting of these two Liga MX teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 11 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. In their last match, 12th placed Juárez, recorded a 1-4 loss against Pachuca. Alejandro Arribas scored the first goal for Pachuca on an own goal in the 28th minute, then Lezcano tied it up for Juárez in the 47th minute on a feed from Maximiliano Olivera. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10, while 8th placed Chivas is fresh off their 1-2 loss against Toluca. Valber Roberto Huerta Jerez scored the first goal for Chivas on an own goal in the 31st minute, then Carlos González got the equalizer for Toluca in the 60th minute on a feed from Maximiliano Araújo Vilches But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback victory in the 84th minute on a goal by Marcel Ruíz. Chivas is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches.

On the 2nd of July, Chivas hosted Juárez at the Estadio Akron in their last match together. Chivas and Juárez battled to a 0-0 draw. Neither Chivas nor Juárez could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 15 and 11 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,.

Chivas is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Fernando Beltran and Ernesto Alexis Vega Rojas each only have 1 goal in their last 5. Dario Lezcano has been the most prolific scorer on Juárez in the last 5 matches with three goals.

Nürnberg vs St. Pauli Match Preview


On Jan 29th, Nürnberg will host St. Pauli in a meeting of these two closely matched 2. Bundesliga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cold day, and temperatures reaching a maximum of only -2 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. Nürnberg is fresh off their 2-1 win against Paderborn. Kwadwo Duah struck first for Nürnberg in the 36th minute on a feed from Johannes Geis, then Kwadwo Duah added another in the 55th minute on a feed from Mats Møller Dæhli. Nürnberg is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches, while st. Pauli is fresh off their 4-4 draw against Karlsruher SC. Fabian Schleusener struck first for Karlsruher SC in the 12th minute on a feed from Mikkel Kaufmann, then Marvin Wanitzek added another in the 16th minute. St. Pauli looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 4 of their last 10.

On Jul 16th, St. Pauli hosted Nürnberg in their last match together. St. Pauli won by a score of 3 to 2. Jackson Irvine struck first for St. Pauli in the 24th minute, then Leart Paqarda added another in the 37th minute on a penalty.

Johannes Eggestein has been the most prolific scorer on St. Pauli in his last five matches with two goals. Nürnberg’s most prolific scorer has been Kwadwo Duah. The Swiss midfielder has netted 3 goals over the last five matches.

Borussia Dortmund II vs Wehen Wiesbaden Match Preview


On Jan 29th, Borussia Dortmund II and Wehen Wiesbaden will play a match in Dortmund in a meeting of these two 3. Liga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cold day, and temperatures reaching a maximum of only 1 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. 16th placed Borussia Dortmund II is fresh off their 1-2 loss against Osnabrück. Goktan Gurpuz struck first for Borussia Dortmund II in the 2nd minute, then Erik Engelhardt tied it up for Osnabrück in the 21st minute But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback victory in the 34th minute on a penalty goal by Ba-Muaka Simakala. Borussia Dortmund II is looking for direction having earned 11 points in their last 10 matches, while wehen Wiesbaden sits at 2nd place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 3-2 win against Hallescher FC. Ivan Prtajin struck first for Wehen Wiesbaden in the 30th minute, then Thijmen Goppel added another in the 59th minute. Wehen Wiesbaden looks to continue their winning ways, having won 7 of their last 10.

Wehen Wiesbaden and Borussia Dortmund II last played eachother at the Brita-arena on Mon Jul 25th. Wehen Wiesbaden and Borussia Dortmund II battled to a 1-1 draw. Gustaf Nilsson struck first for Wehen Wiesbaden in the 56th minute, then Rodney Elongo-Yombo tied it up for Borussia Dortmund II in the 77th minute earning Borussia Dortmund II at least a draw.

Wehen Wiesbaden’s most prolific scorer has been Thijmen Goppel. The Dutch attacker has netted two goals over the last five matches. Borussia Dortmund II hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last five matches are Falko Michel and Goktan Gurpuz, and they each have 1 goal.

Milan vs Sassuolo Match Preview


On the 29th of January, Milan plays host to Sassuolo in a clash of the Serie A. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cold day, with daytime temperatures of only 4 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. In their last match, 2nd placed Milan, recorded a 0-4 loss against Lazio. Sergej Milinković-Savić struck first for Lazio in the 4th minute on a feed from Mattia Zaccagni, then Mattia Zaccagni added another in the 38th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Milan couldn’t manage to score, and Lazio took the shutout win. Milan should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 18 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Sassuolo recorded a 1-1 draw against Monza. Gianmarco Ferrari struck first for Sassuolo in the 13th minute, then Gianluca Caprari tied it up for Monza in the 60th minute earning Monza a comeback draw. Sassuolo looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 5 points in their last 10 matches.

On the 30th of August, Sassuolo hosted Milan in their last match together. Sassuolo and Milan battled to a 0-0 draw in front of just over 18000. Neither Sassuolo nor Milan could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 7 and 10 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,.

Domenico Berardi has been the most prolific scorer on Sassuolo in the last 5 matches with two goals. Rafael Leão has been the most effective weapon for Milan lately. The Portugeese attacker has netted two goals in his last five matches.

İstanbulspor vs Kayserispor Match Preview


In this week 21 match, on Sun Jan 29th, Kayserispor will travel to İstanbul to battle İstanbulspor in a clash of these two extremely mismatched Super Lig teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cold day, with daytime temperatures of only 4 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. 18th placed İstanbulspor is fresh off their 0-4 loss against Trabzonspor. Yusuf Yazıcı struck first for Trabzonspor in the 33rd minute, then Bartra added another in the 48th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed İstanbulspor couldn’t manage to score, and Trabzonspor took the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 7 of their last 10, while in their last match, 8th placed Kayserispor, recorded a 0-2 loss against Beşiktaş. Nathan Redmond struck first for Beşiktaş in the 2nd minute, then Salih Uçan added another in the 42nd minute In the end, Kayserispor was frustrated by Beşiktaş’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Beşiktaş ended the match with the shutout victory. Kayserispor is looking for direction having earned 13 points in their last 10 matches.

Kayserispor and İstanbulspor last played eachother at the Kadir Has Şehir Stadı on the 13th of August. Kayserispor won by a score of 1 to 0. Miguel Cardoso struck first for Kayserispor in the 4th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, İstanbulspor was frustrated by Kayserispor’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Kayserispor ended the match with the shutout victory.

Kayserispor’s most prolific scorer has been Olivier Kemen. The French midfielder has netted two goals over the last five matches. İstanbulspor’s most prolific scorer has been Valon Ethemi. The midfielder has netted three goals over the last 5 matches.

Fenerbahçe vs Kasımpaşa Match Preview


On Sunday Jan 29th, in week 21, Fenerbahçe hosts Kasımpaşa in a Super Lig match in the ever popular İstanbul derby. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cold day, and temperatures reaching a maximum of only 4 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. In their last match, 2nd placed Fenerbahçe, recorded a 2-1 win against Ümraniyespor. Michy Batshuayi scored the first goal for Fenerbahçe in the 73rd minute, then Mehmet Umut Nayir tied it up for Ümraniyespor in the 78th minute. With 21 points in their last 10 matches Fenerbahçe should be reasonably happy with their performance, while 14th placed Kasımpaşa is fresh off their 1-3 loss against İstanbul Başakşehir. Yasin Ozcan struck first for Kasımpaşa in the 16th minute, then Danijel Aleksić tied it up for İstanbul Başakşehir in the 48th minute on a feed from Serdar Gürler But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback victory in the 99th minute on a penalty goal by Deniz Türüç. Kasımpaşa looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10.

Fenerbahçe and Kasımpaşa last played eachother at the Recep Tayyip Erdoğan Stadyumu on the 15th of August. Fenerbahçe took the match by a score of 6 to 0. Joshua King scored the first goal for Fenerbahçe in the 8th minute, then Enner Valencia added another in the 34th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Kasımpaşa couldn’t manage to score, and Fenerbahçe took the shutout win.

Mamadou Fall has been the most prolific scorer on Kasımpaşa in the last five matches with 2 goals. Michy Batshuayi has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, hes scored four goals for Fenerbahçe.