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Locomotiv Moscow vs Spartak Moscow Match Preview


On Nov 12th, Locomotiv Moscow plays host to Spartak Moscow in a clash of the Premier League in the ever popular Moskva derby. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 8 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. In their last match, Locomotiv Moscow recorded a 2-2 draw against Ural. Anton Miranchuk struck first for Locomotiv Moscow in the 16th minute, but Yuri Gazinskiy got the equalizer for Ural in the 67th minute . Locomotiv Moscow looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 7 of their last 10, while in their last match, 2nd placed Spartak Moscow, recorded a 1-1 draw against Sochi. Quincy Promes struck first for Spartak Moscow in the 7th minute on a feed from Daniil Denisov, but Kirill Zaika got the equalizer for Sochi in the 44th minute earning Sochi a comeback draw. With 20 points in their last 10 matches Spartak Moscow should be reasonably happy with their performance.

In their last match together, Spartak Moscow won by a score of 1 to 0. Aleksandr Sobolev struck first for Spartak Moscow in the 35th minute on a feed from Danila Prutsev, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Locomotiv Moscow was frustrated by Spartak Moscow’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Spartak Moscow ended the match with the shutout victory.

Quincy Promes has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, the attacker has scored four goals for Spartak Moscow. Locomotiv Moscow hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are Karpukas and François Kamano, and they each have 1 goal.

Sporting Charleroi vs Mechelen Match Preview


In a weekend match on Sat Nov 12th, in week 17, Sporting Charleroi hosts Mechelen in a clash of these two evenly matched Pro League teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 8 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. In their last match, 12th placed Sporting Charleroi, recorded a 1-4 loss against Genk. Paul Onuachu struck first for Genk in the 9th minute from the penalty spot, then Paul Onuachu added another in the 35th minute. Sporting Charleroi looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches, while mechelen is fresh off their 2-2 draw against Zulte-Waregem. Birger Verstraete struck first for Mechelen in the 16th minute, then Novatus Dismas added another on an own goal in the 41st minute. Mechelen is looking for direction having earned 11 points in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season. Last season Mechelen won the head to head battle with 2 wins.

Mechelen’s most prolific scorer has been Julien Ngoy. The attacker has netted two goals over the last five matches. Sporting Charleroi’s most prolific scorer has been Daan Heymans. The midfielder has netted three goals over the last five matches.

Krylya Sovetov vs Rostov Match Preview


In a weekend match on Saturday Nov 12th, in week 17, Rostov will travel to Samara to battle Krylya Sovetov in a clash of the Premier League. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 5 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. Krylya Sovetov sits at 10th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Torpedo Moskva. Fernando Costanza struck first for Krylya Sovetov in the 34th minute on a feed from Sergey Pinyaev, then Sergey Pinyaev added another in the 47th minute on a feed from Ezhov In the end, Torpedo Moskva was frustrated by Krylya Sovetov’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Krylya Sovetov ended the match with the shutout victory. Krylya Sovetov is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches, while rostov is fresh off their 2-1 win against Dinamo Moscow. Kirill Shchetinin scored the first goal for Rostov in the 66th minute, then Daniil Glebov added another in the 83rd minute. Rostov should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 20 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Rostov Arena, Rostov was victorious by a score of 2 to 1. Khoren Bayramyan scored the first goal for Rostov in the 1st minute, then Sergey Pinyaev tied it up for Krylya Sovetov in the 12th minute.

For Rostov, their top scorers are Aleksandr Silyanov and Daniil Glebov, each having 2 goals in their last five matches. Krylya Sovetov’s top weapon lately has been Sergey Pinyaev, who has 2 goals in the last 5 matches.

Zulte-Waregem vs AS Eupen Match Preview


In this week 17 match, on Sat Nov 12th, Zulte-Waregem will play host to AS Eupen in a Pro League match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 10 degrees, which is great football weather. In their last match, Zulte-Waregem recorded a 2-2 draw against Mechelen. Birger Verstraete struck first for Mechelen in the 16th minute on a feed from Geoffry Hairemans, then Novatus Dismas added another on an own goal in the 41st minute. Zulte-Waregem looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 7 of their last 10, while 15th placed AS Eupen is fresh off their 2-0 shutout win against Standard Liège. Stef Peeters struck first for AS Eupen in the 78th minute on a penalty shot, then Gassama added another in the 1st minute of the second half’s stoppage time In the end, Standard Liège was frustrated by AS Eupen’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. AS Eupen ended the match with the shutout victory. AS Eupen looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 7 of their last 10.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season. Last season Zulte-Waregem won the head to head battle with 1 win and 1 draw.

AS Eupen is glad to have Stef Peeters in top form. In the last 5 matches the midfielder has scored four goals. Zulte-Waregem’s most prolific scorer has been Jelle Vossen. He has netted 3 goals over the last five matches.

Fremad Amager vs Vendsyssel Match Preview


Week 17 brings us a match on Nov 12th, where Vendsyssel will travel to Copenhagen to battle Fremad Amager in a clash of these two closely matched First Division teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 12 degrees, a perfect day for football. In their last match, Fremad Amager recorded a 1-0 shutout win against SønderjyskE. Christoffer Boateng scored the first goal for Fremad Amager in the 83rd minute on a penalty shot, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, SønderjyskE was frustrated by Fremad Amager’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Fremad Amager ended the match with the shutout victory. Fremad Amager is looking for direction having earned 13 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Vendsyssel recorded a 1-2 loss against Nykøbing. Luca Kjerrumgaard struck first for Nykøbing in the 7th minute on a feed from Emilio Simonsen Stuberg, then Carl Lange tied it up for Vendsyssel in the 54th minute. Vendsyssel is looking for direction having 4 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

On Sat Aug 6th, Vendsyssel hosted Fremad Amager at the Nord Energi Arena in their last match together. Fremad Amager won by a score of 2 to 1. Christoffer Boateng scored the first goal for Fremad Amager in the 7th minute, then Lasse Steffensen tied it up for Vendsyssel in the 14th minute on a feed from Panagiotis Armenakas.

Vendsyssel hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last five matches are Lucas Jensen and Wessam Abou Ali, and they each have 1 goal. Fremad Amager hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last five matches are Michael Lumb and Jakob Johansson, and they each have 1 goal.

Silkeborg vs Lyngby Match Preview


In a weekend match on Sat Nov 12th, in week 17, Silkeborg hosts Lyngby at Jysk Park in a clash of these two mismatched Superliga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 9 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. Silkeborg is fresh off their 2-1 win against AaB. Andreas Poulsen struck first for AaB in the 4th minute on a feed from Louka Prip, then in the 71st minute, A. Klynge sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Stefán Þórðarson Finally they completed the comback victory in the 79th minute on a goal by Mattsson to cap off a wild match. Silkeborg is looking for direction having 3 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 12th placed Lyngby, recorded a 0-3 loss against København. Roony Bardghji struck first for København in the 24th minute, then Hákon Haraldsson added another in the 73rd minute In the end, Lyngby was frustrated by København’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. København ended the match with the shutout victory. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 7 of their last 10.

Silkeborg and Lyngby last played eachother at the Lyngby Stadion on the 17th of July. Lyngby and Silkeborg battled to a 2-2 draw. Kristian Riis struck first for Lyngby in the 43rd minute on a feed from Brian Hamalainen, then Mathias Kristensen added another in the 51st minute on a penalty kick.

Lyngby hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last five matches are Rezan Corlu and Frederik Gytkjær, and they each have 1 goal. Sebastian Jorgensen has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, hes scored 4 goals for Silkeborg.

Hillerød vs Hobro Match Preview


In this 17th week match, on Sat Nov 12th, Hobro and Hillerød will play a match in Hillerød in a meeting of these two evenly matched First Division teams. Hillerød sits at 8th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 3-2 win against Vejle. Dimitrios Emmanouilidis struck first for Vejle in the 20th minute on a feed from Hamza Barry, then Richard Sukuta-Pasu added another in the 65th minute on a penalty kick But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback victory in the 95th minute on a goal by Jonathan Witt. Hillerød is looking for direction having earned 16 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Hobro recorded a 0-1 loss against HB Køge. Nemanja Cavnić struck first for HB Køge in the 40th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Hobro couldn’t muster any offence and HB Køge ran away with the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches.

On Aug 20th, Hobro hosted Hillerød in their last match together. Hobro and Hillerød battled to a 1-1 draw. Louicius Don Deedson struck first for Hobro in the 39th minute, then Youssef Dhaflaoui tied it up for Hillerød in the 48th minute earning Hillerød a comeback draw.

Victor Jensen and Louicius Don Deedson are the top scorers for Hobro in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.. In the last 5 matches, both Youssef Dhaflaoui and Frederik Rasmus Christensen are on scoring streaks. They have each scored 4 goals for Hillerød and look to continue their dominance.

St. Johnstone vs Motherwell Match Preview


In this week 16 match, on Sat Nov 12th, St. Johnstone plays host to Motherwell in a clash of these two evenly matched Premiership teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 11 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. St. Johnstone sits at 7th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-1 win against Rangers. James Brown struck first for St. Johnstone in the 41st minute, then Nicholas Clark added another in the 62nd minute on a feed from Stevie May. St. Johnstone is looking for direction having earned 16 points in their last 10 matches, while motherwell sits at 9th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-3 loss against Hearts. Andy Halliday struck first for Hearts in the 45th minute, then Andy Halliday added another in the 46th minute. Motherwell looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 7 points in their last 10 matches.

St. Johnstone and Motherwell last played eachother at the Fir Park on Aug 6th. St. Johnstone was victorious by a score of 2 to 1. Jamie Murphy struck first for St. Johnstone in the 28th minute, then Graham Carey tied it up for Motherwell on an own goal in the 1st minute of the second half’s stoppage time.

Motherwell’s most prolific scorer has been Stuart McKinstry. The Scotish midfielder has netted 2 goals over the last five matches. St. Johnstone’s most prolific scorer has been Nicholas Clark. The Scotish attacker has netted two goals over the last five matches.

Aberdeen vs Dundee United Match Preview


In this 16th week match, on Sat Nov 12th, Aberdeen will play host to Dundee United in a clash of the Premiership. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 11 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. 3rd placed Aberdeen is fresh off their 1-2 loss against Livingston. Jack Fitzwater struck first for Livingston in the 6th minute, then Sean Kelly added another in the 17th minute on a penalty. With 19 points in their last 10 matches Aberdeen should be reasonably happy with their performance, while in their last match, Dundee United recorded a 2-4 loss against Celtic. Sead Hakšabanović scored the first goal for Celtic in the 6th minute, then Steven Fletcher tied it up for Dundee United in the 12th minute , but luckily for Celtic it didn’t end there. They were able to keep scoring to earn the win. Dundee United looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10.

In their last match together, Dundee United was victorious by a score of 4 to 0. Aziz Behich scored the first goal for Dundee United in the 41st minute, then Tony Watt added another in the 45th minute In the end, Aberdeen couldn’t muster any offence and Dundee United ran away with the shutout win.

Steven Fletcher has been the most effective weapon for Dundee United lately. The Scotish attacker has netted two goals in his last 5 matches. Both Bojan Miovski and Luis Lopes have been the hottest scorers for Aberdeen in the last 5 each having scored 3 goals each.

Hearts vs Livingston Match Preview


In this week 16 match on the 12th of November, Hearts will play host to Livingston in a Premiership match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 12 degrees, a perfect day for football. In their last match, Hearts recorded a 3-2 win against Motherwell. Andy Halliday scored the first goal for Hearts in the 45th minute, then Andy Halliday added another in the 46th minute. Hearts is looking for direction having 4 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches, while livingston sits at 4th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-1 win against Aberdeen. Jack Fitzwater struck first for Livingston in the 6th minute, then Sean Kelly added another in the 17th minute on a penalty. Livingston is looking for direction having 4 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches.

Hearts and Livingston last played eachother at the Tony Macaroni Arena on Sep 3rd. Livingston won by a score of 1 to 0. Cristian Montano struck first for Livingston in the 28th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring At the end of 90 a dissapointed Hearts couldn’t manage to score, and Livingston took the shutout win.

Sean Kelly has been the most prolific scorer on Livingston in the last five matches with 2 goals. Lawrence Shankland has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, hes scored five goals for Hearts.