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Coritiba vs Corinthians Match Preview


Week 37 brings us a match on Nov 9th where Coritiba and Corinthians will play a match in Curitiba in a meeting of these two Serie A teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 16 degrees, a perfect day for football. In their last match, Coritiba recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Juventude. Régis struck first for Coritiba in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time on a feed from Alef Manga, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Juventude was frustrated by Coritiba’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Coritiba ended the match with the shutout victory. Coritiba is looking for direction having 4 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches, while corinthians is fresh off their 2-1 win against Flamengo. Eduardo Santos Queiroz struck first for Corinthians in the 43rd minute, but Matheus Franca de Oliveira got the equalizer for Flamengo in the 48th minute. With 18 points in their last 10 matches Corinthians should be reasonably happy with their performance.

In their last match together, in Arena Corinthians, Corinthians won by a score of 3 to 1. Róger Guedes scored the first goal for Corinthians in the 36th minute, then Luciano Castan got the equalizer for Coritiba in the 54th minute on a feed from Guillermo De los Santos.

Corinthians hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are Giuliano and Róger Guedes, and they each have 1 goal. Coritiba’s most prolific scorer has been Matheus Cadorini da Silva. The Brazilian attacker has netted two goals over the last five matches.

Fluminense vs Goiás Match Preview


On Wed Nov 9th, Fluminense hosts Goiás in a meeting of these two Serie A teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 21 degrees, a perfect day for football. 4th placed Fluminense is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Ceará. Germán Cano struck first for Fluminense in the 72nd minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring At the end of 90 a dissapointed Ceará couldn’t manage to score, and Fluminense took the shutout win. Fluminense should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 19 points in their last 10 matches, while goiás sits at 14th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-3 loss against Athletico PR. David Terans scored the first goal for Athletico PR in the 6th minute on a penalty shot, then Alex Santana added another in the 13th minute. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 4 of their last 10.

In their last match on the 20th of July, Fluminense was victorious by a score of 3 to 2. Jhon Arias struck first for Fluminense in the 28th minute on a feed from Chagas de Lima, then Pedro Raúl tied it up for Goiás in the 44th minute , but luckily for Fluminense it didn’t end there. They were able to keep scoring to earn themselves the victory.

Pedro Raúl has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, hes scored four goals for Goiás. Germán Cano has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, hes scored four goals for Fluminense.

Waldhof Mannheim vs Zwickau Match Preview


On Wednesday Nov 9th, in week 16, Waldhof Mannheim will host Zwickau in a clash of the 3. Liga. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 13 degrees, a perfect day for football. Waldhof Mannheim sits at 8th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-3 loss against Hallescher FC. Laurent Jans scored the first goal for Waldhof Mannheim in the 8th minute, then Niklas Kreuzer tied it up for Hallescher FC in the 37th minute But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback victory in the 46th minute on a goal by Nietfeld. Waldhof Mannheim is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches, while zwickau is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Rot-Weiss Essen. Mike Konnecke scored the first goal for Zwickau in the 4th minute, then Felix Götze tied it up for Rot-Weiss Essen in the 26th minute earning them at least the one point. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 2 draws apiece.

Zwickau is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Raphael Assibey-Mensah and Lukas Kruger each only have 1 goal in their last 5. Waldhof Mannheim is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Daniel Keita-Ruel and Alexander Rossipal each only have 1 goal in their last five.

Rot-Weiss Essen vs Meppen Match Preview


November 9th features a match where Rot-Weiss Essen plays host to Meppen in a meeting of these two closely matched 3. Liga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 12 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. 13th placed Rot-Weiss Essen is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Zwickau. Konnecke scored the first goal for Zwickau in the 4th minute, then in the 26th minute, Daniel Heber sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Felix Götze squeezing out at least the one point for Rot-Weiss Essen. Rot-Weiss Essen is looking for direction having earned 16 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Meppen recorded a 0-3 loss against Wehen Wiesbaden. Ivan Prtajin struck first for Wehen Wiesbaden in the 5th minute, then John Iredale added another in the 11th minute on a feed from Johannes Wurtz In the end, Meppen couldn’t muster any offence and Wehen Wiesbaden ran away with the shutout win. Meppen looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 5 of their last 10.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season. Ron Berlinski has been the most prolific scorer on Rot-Weiss Essen in the last 5 matches with three goals.

Freiburg II vs 1860 München Match Preview


On the 9th of November, in this week 16 match, 1860 München and Freiburg II will play a match in Freiburg im Breisgau in a clash of the 3. Liga. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 12 degrees, a perfect day for football. 3rd placed Freiburg II is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Dynamo Dresden. Arslaner Ahmet struck first for Dynamo Dresden in the 69th minute, then Yannik Engelhardt tied it up for Freiburg II in the 72nd minute earning Freiburg II at least a draw. Freiburg II should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 18 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 1860 München recorded a 0-1 loss against Bayreuth. Jann George scored the first goal for Bayreuth in the 41st minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring At the end of 90 a dissapointed 1860 München couldn’t manage to score, and Bayreuth took the shutout win. 1860 München should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 17 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season. Last season 1860 München won the head to head battle with 2 wins.

1860 München’s most prolific scorer has been Meris Skenderović. He has netted 3 goals over the last 5 matches. Freiburg II is glad to have Vincent Vermeij in top form. In the last five matches the attacker has scored 4 goals.

Jahn Regensburg vs Eintracht Braunschweig Match Preview


In this week 16 match on the 9th of November, Jahn Regensburg will host Eintracht Braunschweig in a meeting of these two evenly matched 2. Bundesliga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 11 degrees, a perfect day for football. In their last match, 9th placed Jahn Regensburg, recorded a 0-3 loss against Hansa Rostock. Kai Pröger struck first for Hansa Rostock in the 7th minute, then Kai Pröger added another in the 26th minute In the end, Jahn Regensburg couldn’t muster any offence and Hansa Rostock ran away with the shutout win. Jahn Regensburg is looking for direction having earned 11 points in their last 10 matches, while 11th placed Eintracht Braunschweig is fresh off their 2-2 draw against Sandhausen. Anthony Ujah struck first for Eintracht Braunschweig in the 52nd minute, but Janik Bachmann got the equalizer for Sandhausen in the 66th minute . Eintracht Braunschweig should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 17 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season.

Eintracht Braunschweig’s most prolific scorer has been Manuel Pherai. The Dutch midfielder has netted two goals over the last five matches. Andreas Albers Nielsen has been the most prolific scorer on Jahn Regensburg in the last 5 matches with 3 goals.

Osnabrück vs Verl Match Preview


Week 16 brings us a match on Nov 9th where Verl and Osnabrück will play a match in Osnabrück in a clash of these two closely matched 3. Liga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 11 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. 15th placed Osnabrück is fresh off their 3-2 win against Hallescher FC. Tom Zimmerschied struck first for Hallescher FC in the 4th minute on a feed from Aaron Herzog, then Jannes Wulff tied it up for Osnabrück in the 22nd minute But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback victory in the 66th minute on a goal by Erik Engelhardt. Osnabrück is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Verl recorded a 2-1 win against Ingolstadt. Moussa Doumbouya scored the first goal for Ingolstadt in the 23rd minute, but Nico Ochojski got the equalizer for Verl in the 34th minute But luckily in the 78th minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by Cyrill Akono. Verl should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 20 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season. Last season Osnabrück won the head to head battle with 2 wins.

Cyrill Akono has been the most prolific scorer on Verl in his last 5 matches with 3 goals. Erik Engelhardt has been the most prolific scorer on Osnabrück in his last 5 matches with two goals.

Greuther Fürth vs Hamburger SV Match Preview


On Wed Nov 9th, in week 16, Greuther Fürth and Hamburger SV will play a match in Fürth in a meeting of these two 2. Bundesliga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 13 degrees, which is great football weather. Greuther Fürth sits at 17th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Arminia Bielefeld. Armindo Sieb scored the first goal for Greuther Fürth in the 30th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Arminia Bielefeld couldn’t muster any offence and Greuther Fürth ran away with the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches, while hamburger SV sits at 2nd place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 3-2 win against Paderborn. Robert Leipertz struck first for Paderborn in the 3rd minute, then Robert Glatzel tied it up for Hamburger SV in the 23rd minute on a feed from Jean-Luc Dompe But luckily in the 69th minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by László Bénes. Hamburger SV should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 19 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season.

Hamburger SV’s most prolific scorer has been Robert Glatzel. The German attacker has netted two goals over the last five matches. Greuther Fürth’s most prolific scorer has been Branimir Hrgota. The Swedish attacker has netted two goals over the last 5 matches.

Hansa Rostock vs Nürnberg Match Preview


In a mid week match on Wed Nov 9th, in week 16, Hansa Rostock will host Nürnberg at Ostseestadion in a clash of the 2. Bundesliga. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 13 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. Hansa Rostock sits at 12th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-1 loss against Sandhausen. Christian Kinsombi struck first for Sandhausen in the 45th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Hansa Rostock couldn’t muster any offence and Sandhausen ran away with the shutout win. Hansa Rostock looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Nürnberg recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Kaiserslautern. Neither Kaiserslautern nor Nürnberg could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 20 and 6 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,. Nürnberg is looking for direction having 3 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out. Last season Nürnberg won the head to head battle with 2 wins.

Nürnberg hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last five matches are Christoph Daferner and Lino Tempelmann, and they each have 1 goal. Kai Pröger has been the most prolific scorer on Hansa Rostock in the last 5 matches with two goals.

Sandhausen vs Heidenheim Match Preview


In this week 16 match, on Wednesday Nov 9th, Sandhausen will play host to Heidenheim in a clash of the 2. Bundesliga. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 12 degrees, a perfect day for football. In their last match, Sandhausen recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Hansa Rostock. Christian Kinsombi struck first for Sandhausen in the 45th minute on a feed from David Kinsombi, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Hansa Rostock couldn’t muster any offence and Sandhausen ran away with the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches, while 3rd placed Heidenheim is fresh off their 3-0 shutout win against Paderborn. Jan-Niklas Beste struck first for Heidenheim in the 35th minute on a feed from Kevin Sessa, then Thomalla added another in the 76th minute on a feed from Adrian Beck At the end of 90 a dissapointed Paderborn couldn’t manage to score, and Heidenheim took the shutout win. Heidenheim should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 17 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out. Last season Heidenheim won the head to head battle with 1 win.

Heidenheim is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Thomalla and Jan-Niklas Beste each having 3 goals in their last 5. Aleksandr Zhirov and Stephan Kofi Ambrosius are the top scorers for Sandhausen in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats.