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Doncaster Rovers vs King’s Lynn Town Match Preview


Nov 5th features a match where Doncaster Rovers will host King’s Lynn Town at The Keepmoat Stadium in a meeting of these two FA Cup teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 26 degrees, which is great football weather. Doncaster Rovers has not played yet this season, and neither has King’s Lynn Town.

After earning 38 points last season and finishing 22nd, Doncaster Rovers is ready to start the new season, while King’s Lynn Town is starting their season on a positive note having just been promoted.

Carlisle United vs Tranmere Rovers Match Preview


Nov 5th features a match where Carlisle United and Tranmere Rovers will play a match in Carlisle in a clash of the FA Cup. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 10 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. Carlisle United has not played yet this season, and neither has Tranmere Rovers.

Carlisle United is opening up their season on a high note after being promoted last season, while Tranmere Rovers is opening up their season on a high note after being promoted last season.

Sporting CP vs Vitória SC Match Preview


Nov 5th features a match where Sporting CP will host Vitória SC at Estádio José Alvalade in a meeting of these two Primeira Liga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 14 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. Sporting CP is fresh off their 1-2 loss against Eintracht Frankfurt. Arthur Gomes struck first for Sporting CP in the 39th minute, but Daichi Kamada got the equalizer for Eintracht Frankfurt in the 62nd minute But luckily in the 72nd minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by Randal Kolo Muani. Sporting CP is looking for direction having 4 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches, while vitória SC sits at 4th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 3-2 win against Famalicão. Michael Johnston struck first for Vitória SC in the 21st minute on a feed from José Carlos Natário Ferreira, then Nelson Conceicao da Luz added another in the 56th minute. With 17 points in their last 10 matches Vitória SC should be reasonably happy with their performance.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season. Last season Sporting CP won the head to head battle with 2 wins.

Nelson Conceicao da Luz has been the most prolific scorer on Vitória SC in the last 5 matches with 3 goals. Sporting CP is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Pote and Nuno Santos each only have 1 goal in their last 5.

Porto vs Paços de Ferreira Match Preview


On Nov 5th, Paços de Ferreira will travel to Porto to battle Porto in a clash of the Primeira Liga. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 14 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. Porto sits at 3rd place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-1 win against Atlético Madrid. Mehdi Taremi scored the first goal for Porto in the 5th minute, then Stephen Eustáquio added another in the 24th minute. With 20 points in their last 10 matches Porto should be reasonably happy with their performance, while 18th placed Paços de Ferreira is fresh off their 0-1 loss against Marítimo. Jesús Ramírez struck first for Marítimo in the 28th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring At the end of 90 a dissapointed Paços de Ferreira couldn’t manage to score, and Marítimo took the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 8 of their last 10.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season. Last season Porto won the head to head battle with 2 wins.

Djalo and Nicolás Gaitán are the top scorers for Paços de Ferreira in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.. Mehdi Taremi has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, hes scored five goals for Porto.

Júbilo Iwata vs Kyoto Sanga Match Preview


In a weekend match in week 34, on Saturday Nov 5th, Júbilo Iwata hosts Kyoto Sanga in a clash of the J-League. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 16 degrees, which is great football weather. In their last match, Júbilo Iwata recorded a 0-2 loss against Gamba Osaka. Ryotaro Meshino struck first for Gamba Osaka in the 66th minute, then Patric added another in the 73rd minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Júbilo Iwata couldn’t manage to score, and Gamba Osaka took the shutout win. Júbilo Iwata looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 7 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Kyoto Sanga recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Cerezo Osaka. Neither Kyoto Sanga nor Cerezo Osaka could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 17 and 13 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,. Kyoto Sanga looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches.

Kyoto Sanga and Júbilo Iwata last played eachother at the Kyōto Nishikyogoku Stadium on Mar 5th. Júbilo Iwata was victorious by a score of 4 to 1. Otsu scored the first goal for Júbilo Iwata in the 35th minute, then Yuto Suzuki added another in the 62nd minute on a feed from Otsu.

Yuta Toyokawa and Rikito Inoue are the top scorers for Kyoto Sanga in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.. Shota Kaneko has been the most prolific scorer on Júbilo Iwata in his last 5 matches with two goals.

Pietà Hotspurs vs Marsaxlokk Match Preview


Week 10 features a match on Saturday Nov 5th, where Marsaxlokk will travel to Hamrun to battle Pietà Hotspurs in a meeting of these two mismatched Premier League teams. The game day is forecasted to be a windy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 19 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. In their last match, Pietà Hotspurs recorded a 0-1 loss against Gudja United. Nicolás Navarrete struck first for Gudja United in the 33rd minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Pietà Hotspurs was frustrated by Gudja United’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Gudja United ended the match with the shutout victory. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 8 of their last 10, while 8th placed Marsaxlokk is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Hibernians. Santiago Moracci struck first for Marsaxlokk in the 76th minute, then Jake Grech tied it up for Hibernians in the 89th minute squeezing out at least the one point for Hibernians. Marsaxlokk is looking for direction having earned 13 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season.

Marsaxlokk is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Kristian Keqi and Walter Serrano each having 2 goals in their last five. Yuto Morita and Takuma Yamaguchi are the top scorers for Pietà Hotspurs in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.

Giresunspor vs İstanbulspor Match Preview


In this week 13 match, on Sat Nov 5th, İstanbulspor will travel to Giresun to battle Giresunspor in a clash of these two evenly matched Super Lig teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 15 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. Giresunspor is fresh off their 1-3 loss against İstanbul Başakşehir. Youssouf Ndayishimiye scored the first goal for İstanbul Başakşehir in the 38th minute, then Philippe Paulin Keny added another in the 65th minute on a feed from Berkay Özcan. Giresunspor looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 5 of their last 10, while in their last match, İstanbulspor recorded a 2-5 loss against Fenerbahçe. Michy Batshuayi scored the first goal for Fenerbahçe in the 18th minute on a penalty, then İrfan Can Kahveci added another in the 36th minute on a feed from Emre Mor. İstanbulspor looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season.

İstanbulspor’s top weapon lately has been Jetmir Topalli, who has three goals in the last 5 matches. Görkem Sağlam and Riad Bajić are the top scorers for Giresunspor in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.

Elversberg vs Borussia Dortmund II Match Preview


Nov 5th features a match where Elversberg will host Borussia Dortmund II in a meeting of these two 3. Liga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 6 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. In their last match, 1st placed Elversberg, recorded a 1-1 draw against Erzgebirge Aue. Schnellbacher struck first for Elversberg in the 59th minute on a feed from Jannik Rochelt, but Paul-Philipp Besong got the equalizer for Erzgebirge Aue in the 61st minute earning Erzgebirge Aue a comeback draw. Elversberg is on a hot streak lately, having won 7 of their last 10, while in their last match, 12th placed Borussia Dortmund II, recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Verl. Broschinski scored the first goal for Borussia Dortmund II in the 46th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Verl couldn’t muster any offence and Borussia Dortmund II ran away with the shutout win. Borussia Dortmund II is looking for direction having 4 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season.

Moritz Broschinski has been the most prolific scorer on Borussia Dortmund II in his last five matches with three goals. Both Fellhauer and Suero Fernandez have been the hottest scorers for Elversberg in the last five each having scored 2 goals each.

Ried vs Austria Klagenfurt Match Preview


On Saturday Nov 5th, Ried hosts Austria Klagenfurt at Josko Arena in a meeting of these two mismatched Tipico Bundesliga teams. Ried sits at 11th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-2 loss against Sturm Graz. Jakob Jantscher scored the first goal for Sturm Graz in the 22nd minute on a penalty, then Stefan Nutz tied it up for Ried in the 59th minute on a penalty. Ried looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10, while austria Klagenfurt sits at 5th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-3 loss against Wattens. Thomas Sabitzer struck first for Wattens in the 2nd minute on a feed from Sandi Ogrinec, then Alexander Ranacher added another in the 42nd minute on a feed from Lukas Sulzbacher. Austria Klagenfurt is looking for direction having 5 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches.

On the 13th of August, Austria Klagenfurt hosted Ried at the Sportplatz Kac in their last match together. Austria Klagenfurt won by a score of 1 to 0. Jonas Arweiler struck first for Austria Klagenfurt in the 73rd minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Ried was frustrated by Austria Klagenfurt’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Austria Klagenfurt ended the match with the shutout victory.

Austria Klagenfurt’s top weapon lately has been Markus Pink, who has three goals in the last 5 matches. Ried’s most prolific scorer has been Leo Mikić. The Croatian attacker has netted 2 goals over the last 5 matches.

Petrolul 52 vs UTA Arad Match Preview


In this week 17 match, on Sat Nov 5th, Petrolul 52 hosts UTA Arad at Stadionul Ilie Oană in a clash of the Liga 1. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 15 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. Petrolul 52 is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Voluntari. Gheorghe Grozav struck first for Petrolul 52 in the 10th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Voluntari was frustrated by Petrolul 52’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Petrolul 52 ended the match with the shutout victory. Petrolul 52 is looking for direction having earned 13 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 15th placed UTA Arad, recorded a 0-1 loss against Argeş. Paul Arnold Garita struck first for Argeş in the 27th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, UTA Arad was frustrated by Argeş’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Argeş ended the match with the shutout victory. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches.

Petrolul 52 and UTA Arad last played eachother at the Stadionul Motorul on the 25th of July. UTA Arad won by a score of 2 to 0. David Miculescu struck first for UTA Arad in the 11th minute, then David Miculescu added another in the 70th minute In the end, Petrolul 52 couldn’t muster any offence and UTA Arad ran away with the shutout win.

Alexandru Benga and Claudiu Keșerü are the top scorers for UTA Arad in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats. Petrolul 52’s top weapon lately has been Gheorghe Grozav, who has 2 goals in the last 5 matches.