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Stade Bordelais vs Bordeaux Match Preview


On the 29th of October, Stade Bordelais hosts Bordeaux in a clash of the Coupe de France. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 20 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. Stade Bordelais has not played yet this season, while bordeaux is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Annecy. Bakwa struck first for Bordeaux in the 22nd minute on a feed from N’Simba, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed Annecy couldn’t manage to score, and Bordeaux took the shutout win. With 20 points in their last 10 matches Bordeaux should be reasonably happy with their performance.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season.

Bordeaux’s most prolific scorer has been Josh Maja. The English attacker has netted 3 goals over the last five matches.

Aswan vs Ghazl El Mehalla Match Preview


On Sat Oct 29th, Aswan will host Ghazl El Mehalla at Aswan Stadium in a meeting of these two extremely mismatched Premier League teams. In their last match, Aswan recorded a 0-1 loss against Al Ahly. Maaloul struck first for Al Ahly in the 17th minute from the penalty spot, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring At the end of 90 a dissapointed Aswan couldn’t manage to score, and Al Ahly took the shutout win. Aswan looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches, while ghazl El Mehalla sits at 5th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-1 draw against Al Ittihad. struck first for Ghazl El Mehalla in the 21st minute on a feed from Hesham Nabawi, then in the 78th minute, Attia sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Karim El Deeb earning them at least the one point. Ghazl El Mehalla looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season.

Ghazl El Mehalla’s most prolific scorer has been . He has netted 2 goals over the last five matches.

Al Masry vs ENPPI Match Preview


Week 3 brings us a match on Oct 29th where Al Masry will play host to ENPPI in a meeting of these two Premier League teams. Al Masry is fresh off their 1-2 loss against Al Mokawloon. Kabore scored the first goal for Al Mokawloon in the 5th minute on a penalty, then John Okoli added another in the 30th minute. Al Masry is looking for direction having 2 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches, while eNPPI is fresh off their 1-1 draw against National Bank of Egypt. Karim Bambo scored the first goal for National Bank of Egypt in the 5th minute, then tied it up for ENPPI in the 86th minute on a feed from Ali Fawzi earning ENPPI at least a draw. ENPPI is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 2 draws each.

Ali Fawzi and Shakshak are the top scorers for ENPPI in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.. Ilies Jelassi and Ahmed El Sheikh are the top scorers for Al Masry in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.

Borussia Dortmund II vs Verl Match Preview


October 29th features a match where Verl will travel to Dortmund to battle Borussia Dortmund II in a clash of these two closely matched 3. Liga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 18 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. Borussia Dortmund II is fresh off their 2-0 shutout win against Meppen. Bornemann struck first for Borussia Dortmund II in the 54th minute, then Moritz Broschinski added another in the 2nd minute of the second half’s stoppage time on a feed from Marco Hober In the end, Meppen couldn’t muster any offence and Borussia Dortmund II ran away with the shutout win. Borussia Dortmund II is looking for direction having 4 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Verl recorded a 3-2 win against Erzgebirge Aue. Marvin Stefaniak struck first for Erzgebirge Aue in the 4th minute, but Mael Corboz got the equalizer for Verl in the 9th minute Finally they completed the comback victory in the 16th minute on a goal by Cyrill Akono to cap off a wild match. With 17 points in their last 10 matches Verl should be reasonably happy with their performance.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 1 win each.

Verl is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Maximilian Wolfram and Yari Otto each having 2 goals in their last five. For Borussia Dortmund II, their top scorers are Marco Pasalic and Broschinski, each having 2 goals in their last five matches.

Rijeka vs Istra 1961 Match Preview


In a weekend match on Sat Oct 29th, in week 15, Rijeka plays host to Istra 1961 in a meeting of these two 1. HNL teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 19 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. In their last match, 9th placed Rijeka, recorded a 1-2 loss against Slaven Koprivnica. Arber Hoxha struck first for Slaven Koprivnica in the 45th minute on a feed from Krstanovic, then Haris Vučkić tied it up for Rijeka in the 49th minute. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches, while istra 1961 sits at 6th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Šibenik. Istra 1961 had 6 on net, and Šibenik had 3, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,. Istra 1961 is looking for direction having 3 win and 2 losses in their last 10 matches.

Rijeka and Istra 1961 last played eachother at the Stadion Aldo Drosina on Aug 21st. Istra 1961 and Rijeka battled to a 1-1 draw. Haris Vučkić struck first for Rijeka in the 4th minute on a feed from Prince Ampem, then Vinko Petković got the equalizer for Istra 1961 in the 26th minute on a feed from F. Cáseres squeezing out at least the one point for Istra 1961.

Istra 1961 is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Reda Boultam and Ante Erceg each having 2 goals in their last five. Rijeka’s top weapon lately has been Haris Vučkić, who has 2 goals in the last 5 matches.

Wisła Płock vs Śląsk Wrocław Match Preview


Week 15 brings us a match on Oct 29th, where Wisła Płock hosts Śląsk Wrocław in a clash of the Ekstraklasa. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 13 degrees, which is great football weather. In their last match, Wisła Płock recorded a 1-1 draw against Stal Mielec. Piotr Wlazło scored the first goal for Stal Mielec in the 19th minute from the penalty spot, then Damian Warchoł tied it up for Wisła Płock in the 1st minute of the second half’s stoppage time on a feed from Łukasz Sekulski earning Wisła Płock at least a draw. Wisła Płock is looking for direction having 3 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches, while 12th placed Śląsk Wrocław is fresh off their 2-2 draw against Jagiellonia Białystok. Marc Gual Huguet struck first for Jagiellonia Białystok in the 24th minute, then Petr Schwarz tied it up for Śląsk Wrocław in the 2nd minute of the first half’s stoppage time . Śląsk Wrocław is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season. Last season Śląsk Wrocław won the head to head battle with 2 wins.

Śląsk Wrocław’s most prolific scorer has been Patrick Olsen. The Danish attacker has netted two goals over the last 5 matches. Wisła Płock hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last five matches are Aleksander Pawlak and Marko Kolar, and they each have 1 goal.

Maccabi Netanya vs Maccabi Bnei Raina Match Preview


In this 10th week match, on Sat Oct 29th, Maccabi Netanya will play host to Maccabi Bnei Raina in a Ligat ha’Al match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 24 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. In their last match, Maccabi Netanya recorded a 0-3 loss against Maccabi Tel Aviv. Đorđe Jovanović struck first for Maccabi Tel Aviv in the 12th minute, then Eran Zahavi added another in the 45th minute In the end, Maccabi Netanya was frustrated by Maccabi Tel Aviv’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Maccabi Tel Aviv ended the match with the shutout victory. Maccabi Netanya looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 7 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Maccabi Bnei Raina recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Bnei Sakhnin. Richard Boateng struck first for Maccabi Bnei Raina in the 27th minute on a feed from Osama Khalaila, then Richard Boateng added another in the 61st minute In the end, Bnei Sakhnin couldn’t muster any offence and Maccabi Bnei Raina ran away with the shutout win. Maccabi Bnei Raina is looking for direction having 3 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season.

For Maccabi Bnei Raina, their top scorers are Shlomi Azulay and Richard Boateng, each having 2 goals in their last 5 matches. Patrick Twumasi and Igor Zlatanović are the top scorers for Maccabi Netanya in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats.

Beitar Jerusalem vs Hapoel Haifa Match Preview


On the 29th of October, in this week 10 match, Beitar Jerusalem plays host to Hapoel Haifa in a meeting of these two Ligat ha’Al teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 21 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. Beitar Jerusalem is fresh off their 2-0 shutout win against Ashdod. Ion Nicolaescu struck first for Beitar Jerusalem in the 28th minute on a feed from Danilo Moreno, then Danilo Moreno added another in the 55th minute on a feed from Ion Nicolaescu At the end of 90 a dissapointed Ashdod couldn’t manage to score, and Beitar Jerusalem took the shutout win. Beitar Jerusalem looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10, while in their last match, 11th placed Hapoel Haifa, recorded a 0-1 loss against Sektzia Nes Tziona. Ari scored the first goal for Sektzia Nes Tziona in the 83rd minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else At the end of 90 a dissapointed Hapoel Haifa couldn’t manage to score, and Sektzia Nes Tziona took the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 1 draw each.

Alon Turgeman has been the most prolific scorer on Hapoel Haifa in the last five matches with 2 goals. Ion Nicolaescu has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, the midfielder has scored 4 goals for Beitar Jerusalem.

Gamba Osaka vs Júbilo Iwata Match Preview


On the 29th of October, Gamba Osaka plays host to Júbilo Iwata in a J-League match. In their last match, Gamba Osaka recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Yokohama F. Marinos. Juan Alano scored the first goal for Gamba Osaka in the 8th minute, then Patric added another in the 79th minute In the end, Yokohama F. Marinos couldn’t muster any offence and Gamba Osaka ran away with the shutout win. Gamba Osaka is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches, while júbilo Iwata is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Shimizu S-Pulse. Thiago Santana struck first for Shimizu S-Pulse in the 34th minute, then in the 2nd minute of the second half’s stoppage time, Yosuke Furukawa sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Ryo Germain earning them at least the one point. Júbilo Iwata looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Yamaha Stadium, Júbilo Iwata and Gamba Osaka battled to a 1-1 draw. Kotaro Omori scored the first goal for Júbilo Iwata in the 15th minute, but Leandro Pereira got the equalizer for Gamba Osaka in the 88th minute squeezing out at least the one point for Gamba Osaka.

Júbilo Iwata’s top weapon lately has been Shota Kaneko, who has two goals in the last five matches. Gamba Osaka is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Leandro Pereira and Patric each only have 1 goal in their last 5.

Kawasaki Frontale vs Vissel Kobe Match Preview


Week 33 brings us a match on Oct 29th where Kawasaki Frontale will host Vissel Kobe in a meeting of these two mismatched J-League teams. In their last match, Kawasaki Frontale recorded a 3-1 win against Kyoto Sanga. Shogo Taniguchi struck first for Kawasaki Frontale in the 9th minute on a feed from Chanathip Songkrasin, then Kento Tachibanada added another in the 22nd minute. With 20 points in their last 10 matches Kawasaki Frontale should be reasonably happy with their performance, while vissel Kobe sits at 10th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Shonan Bellmare. Yuya Osako scored the first goal for Vissel Kobe in the 66th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Shonan Bellmare couldn’t muster any offence and Vissel Kobe ran away with the shutout win. With 19 points in their last 10 matches Vissel Kobe should be reasonably happy with their performance.

On May 18th, Vissel Kobe hosted Kawasaki Frontale at the Noevir Stadium Kobe in their last match together. Kawasaki Frontale took the match by a score of 1 to 0. Taniguchi struck first for Kawasaki Frontale in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring At the end of 90 a dissapointed Vissel Kobe couldn’t manage to score, and Kawasaki Frontale took the shutout win.

Yuya Osako has been the most prolific scorer on Vissel Kobe in the last five matches with 3 goals. Kobayashi has been the most prolific scorer on Kawasaki Frontale in the last five matches with three goals.