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Beitar Jerusalem vs Ironi Kiryat Shmona Match Preview


In a weekend match in week 8, on Sat Oct 15th, Beitar Jerusalem and Ironi Kiryat Shmona will play a match in Jerusalem in a Ligat ha’Al match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 21 degrees, which is great football weather. Beitar Jerusalem sits at 14th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-2 loss against Hapoel Hadera. Cisse scored the first goal for Hapoel Hadera in the 4th minute, then Mohammed El-Khatib added another in the 25th minute. Beitar Jerusalem looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 6 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 10th placed Ironi Kiryat Shmona, recorded a 1-1 draw against Ashdod. Lucas Salinas struck first for Ashdod in the 20th minute on a feed from Kna’an, but Roy Kehat got the equalizer for Ironi Kiryat Shmona in the 1st minute of the second half’s stoppage time squeezing out at least the one point for Ironi Kiryat Shmona. Ironi Kiryat Shmona is looking for direction having 1 win and 1 losses in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 3 draws apiece.

Shaker has been the most prolific scorer on Ironi Kiryat Shmona in the last five matches with two goals. Both Danilo Moreno and Ion Nicolaescu have been the hottest scorers for Beitar Jerusalem in the last 5 each having scored 2 goals.

Novorizontino vs Náutico Match Preview


Week 35 features a match on Saturday Oct 15th, where Náutico will travel to Novo Horizonte to battle Novorizontino in a meeting of these two closely matched Serie B teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 23 degrees, a perfect day for football. In their last match, 16th placed Novorizontino, recorded a 0-3 loss against Vasco da Gama. Lucas Figueiredo dos Santos struck first for Vasco da Gama in the 45th minute, then Gomes Claudino added another in the 46th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Novorizontino couldn’t manage to score, and Vasco da Gama took the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10, while náutico sits at 20th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-2 loss against Criciúma. Hygor struck first for Criciúma in the 20th minute on a feed from Ítalo Melo, then in the 28th minute, João Lucas sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Everton. Náutico looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches.

On the 2nd of July, Náutico hosted Novorizontino at the Itaipava Arena Pernambuco in their last match together. Náutico was victorious by a score of 3 to 1. Richard Dario Franco Escobar scored the first goal for Náutico in the 2nd minute, then Pedro Vitor added another in the 7th minute.

Náutico’s top weapon lately has been Everton, who has three goals in the last 5 matches. Gustavo Bochecha and Douglas Baggio are the top scorers for Novorizontino in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.

América Mineiro vs Fortaleza Match Preview


In this 32nd week match, on Saturday Oct 15th, Fortaleza and América Mineiro will play a match in Belo Horizonte in a meeting of these two Serie A teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 20 degrees, which is great football weather. In their last match, América Mineiro recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Fluminense. Adilson dos Anjos Oliveira struck first for América Mineiro in the 5th minute on a feed from Felipe Azevedo, then Matheuzinho added another in the 34th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Fluminense couldn’t manage to score, and América Mineiro took the shutout win. With 18 points in their last 10 matches América Mineiro should be reasonably happy with their performance, while 10th placed Fortaleza is fresh off their 2-0 shutout win against Avaí. Thiago Galhardo struck first for Fortaleza in the 54th minute on a feed from Rómulo Otero, then Pereira do Nascimento added another in the 90th minute In the end, Avaí couldn’t muster any offence and Fortaleza ran away with the shutout win. Fortaleza should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 20 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on Sunday Jun 19th, Fortaleza won by a score of 1 to 0. Yago Pikachu struck first for Fortaleza in the 43rd minute on a feed from Lucas Lima, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed América Mineiro couldn’t manage to score, and Fortaleza took the shutout win.

For Fortaleza, their top scorers are Pedro Rocha and Thiago Galhardo, each having 2 goals in their last 5 matches. Adilson dos Anjos Oliveira has been the most prolific scorer on América Mineiro in his last five matches with three goals.

Criciúma vs Ituano Match Preview


On Saturday Oct 15th, Criciúma and Ituano will play a match in Criciúma in a Serie B match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 16 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. 8th placed Criciúma is fresh off their 2-1 win against Náutico. Hygor scored the first goal for Criciúma in the 20th minute, then in the 28th minute, João Lucas sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Everton. Criciúma should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 19 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Ituano recorded a 2-1 win against Guarani. G. de Sousa Barros struck first for Ituano in the 25th minute, but Lucas Ramon got the equalizer for Guarani in the 64th minute. With 21 points in their last 10 matches Ituano should be reasonably happy with their performance.

In their last match on the 2nd of July, Criciúma took the match by a score of 2 to 1. de Oliveira Costa struck first for Criciúma in the 52nd minute on a feed from Arilson Carlos Alves Baptista, but Lucas Costa got the equalizer for Ituano in the 85th minute.

Both Brenner and G. de Sousa Barros have been the hottest scorers for Ituano in the last 5 each having scored 2 goals. Criciúma’s most prolific scorer has been Hygor. The Brazilian attacker has netted three goals over the last 5 matches.

Tombense vs Ponte Preta Match Preview


In this week 35 match on the 15th of October, Tombense hosts Ponte Preta in a meeting of these two evenly matched Serie B teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 23 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. Tombense is fresh off their 1-2 loss against CRB. Ciel scored the first goal for Tombense in the 59th minute on a penalty shot, then Wellington Carvalho tied it up for CRB in the 63rd minute on a penalty shot But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback in the 68th minute on a goal by Emerson Ramon Bezerra Oliveira. Tombense looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10, while 11th placed Ponte Preta is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Vila Nova. Wallisson Luiz struck first for Ponte Preta in the 54th minute, but Neto got the equalizer for Vila Nova in the 2nd minute of the second half’s stoppage time earning Vila Nova at least a draw. Ponte Preta is looking for direction having earned 15 points in their last 10 matches.

On Jul 3rd, Ponte Preta hosted Tombense at the Estádio Moisés Lucarelli in their last match together. Ponte Preta and Tombense battled to a 0-0 draw. Neither Ponte Preta nor Tombense could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 20 and 5 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,.

Ponte Preta hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last five matches are Elvis and Ribamar, and they each have 1 goal. Tombense is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Figueiredo and Ciel each having 2 goals in their last five.

Flamengo vs Atlético Mineiro Match Preview


Oct 15th features a match where Flamengo will play host to Atlético Mineiro in a Serie A match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 21 degrees, a perfect day for football. Flamengo sits at 4th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-1 win against Cuiabá. Matheus Franca de Oliveira struck first for Flamengo in the 58th minute on a feed from Victor Hugo Gomes Silva, then Marinho added another in the 66th minute from the penalty spot. Flamengo is looking for direction having earned 16 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Atlético Mineiro recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Ceará. Neither Atlético Mineiro nor Ceará could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 16 and 5 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,. Atlético Mineiro is looking for direction having earned 15 points in their last 10 matches.

On Jul 14th, Flamengo hosted Atlético Mineiro at the Estadio Jornalista Mário Filho in their last match together. Flamengo won by a score of 2 to 0. De Arrascaeta Benedetti struck first for Flamengo in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, then De Arrascaeta Benedetti added another in the 64th minute on a feed from Pedro At the end of 90 a dissapointed Atlético Mineiro couldn’t manage to score, and Flamengo took the shutout win.

Vieira de Souza has been the most prolific scorer on Atlético Mineiro in the last five matches with three goals. Gabriel Barbosa Almeida has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, hes scored 4 goals for Flamengo.

Valenciennes vs Guingamp Match Preview


In a weekend match on Sat Oct 15th, in week 12, Valenciennes and Guingamp will play a match in Valenciennes in a clash of these two evenly matched Ligue 2 teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 13 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. In their last match, 5th placed Valenciennes, recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Paris. Diliberto scored the first goal for Valenciennes in the 22nd minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring At the end of 90 a dissapointed Paris couldn’t manage to score, and Valenciennes took the shutout win. With 18 points in their last 10 matches Valenciennes should be reasonably happy with their performance, while guingamp is fresh off their 0-4 loss against Annecy. Dion Moise Sahi scored the first goal for Annecy in the 36th minute, then Testud added another in the 82nd minute on a feed from Spano At the end of 90 a dissapointed Guingamp couldn’t manage to score, and Annecy took the shutout win. Guingamp is looking for direction having 4 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 2 draws apiece.

Guingamp’s most prolific scorer has been Jérémy Livolant. The French midfielder has netted three goals over the last 5 matches. For Valenciennes, their top scorers are Marius Noubissi and Noah Diliberto, each having 2 goals in their last 5 matches.

Annecy vs Pau Match Preview


Week 12 brings us a match on Oct 15th where Annecy will host Pau in a Ligue 2 match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 15 degrees, which is great football weather. Annecy sits at 13th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 4-0 shutout win against Guingamp. Dion Moise Sahi scored the first goal for Annecy in the 36th minute, then Kevin Testud added another in the 82nd minute on a feed from Romain Spano In the end, Guingamp couldn’t muster any offence and Annecy ran away with the shutout win. Annecy is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches, while pau sits at 16th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-2 draw against Rodez. Pape Bâ scored the first goal for Pau in the 45th minute, then Andy Pembélé got the equalizer for Rodez in the 50th minute on a feed from Marvin Senaya . Pau is looking for direction having 2 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season.

Both Henri Saivet and Mons Bassouamina have been the hottest scorers for Pau in the last five each having scored 2 goals. Alexy Bosetti and Romain Spano are the top scorers for Annecy in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.

Niort vs Grenoble Foot 38 Match Preview


In a weekend match on Saturday Oct 15th, in week 12, Niort hosts Grenoble Foot 38 at Stade René Gaillard in a clash of the Ligue 2. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 15 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. In their last match, Niort recorded a 0-1 loss against Caen. Godson Kyeremeh scored the first goal for Caen in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring At the end of 90 a dissapointed Niort couldn’t manage to score, and Caen took the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 7 of their last 10, while grenoble Foot 38 is fresh off their 3-2 win against Laval. Abdulia Sanyang struck first for Grenoble Foot 38 in the 3rd minute on a feed from Axel Ngando, then Jordy Gaspar added another in the 6th minute. Grenoble Foot 38 is looking for direction having 4 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 1 win each.

Grenoble Foot 38’s most prolific scorer has been Abdulia Sanyang. He has netted three goals over the last 5 matches. Bilal Boutobba has been the most prolific scorer on Niort in his last 5 matches with two goals.

Laval vs Caen Match Preview


On Saturday Oct 15th, in week 12, Caen will travel to Laval to battle Laval in a meeting of these two Ligue 2 teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 13 degrees, a perfect day for football. In their last match, Laval recorded a 2-3 loss against Grenoble Foot 38. Abdulia Sanyang scored the first goal for Grenoble Foot 38 in the 3rd minute, then Gaspar added another in the 6th minute. Laval looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 7 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Caen recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Niort. Godson Kyeremeh scored the first goal for Caen in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed Niort couldn’t manage to score, and Caen took the shutout win. Caen is looking for direction having 4 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season.

Godson Kyeremeh has been the most effective weapon for Caen lately. The French midfielder has netted 2 goals in his last five matches. Laval is glad to have Julien Maggiotti in top form. In the last 5 matches the defender has scored 5 goals.