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Sandhausen vs Magdeburg Match Preview


Week 11 features a match on Sun Oct 9th, where Sandhausen plays host to Magdeburg in a 2. Bundesliga match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 12 degrees, a perfect day for football. Sandhausen is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Greuther Fürth. Alexander Esswein struck first for Sandhausen in the 12th minute on a feed from David Kinsombi, then Green tied it up for Greuther Fürth in the 48th minute earning them at least the one point. Sandhausen looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 5 of their last 10, while 13th placed Magdeburg is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Jahn Regensburg. Schuler struck first for Magdeburg in the 68th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else At the end of 90 a dissapointed Jahn Regensburg couldn’t manage to score, and Magdeburg took the shutout win. Magdeburg looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season.

Moritz-Broni Kwarteng has been the most effective weapon for Magdeburg lately. The German midfielder has netted 3 goals in his last five matches. David Kinsombi has been the most effective weapon for Sandhausen lately. The German midfielder has netted 2 goals in his last five matches.

Dynamo Dresden vs Osnabrück Match Preview


Week 11 features a match on Sun Oct 9th, where Osnabrück and Dynamo Dresden will play a match in Dresden in a clash of these two closely matched 3. Liga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 16 degrees, which is great football weather. In their last match, Dynamo Dresden recorded a 1-1 draw against Bayreuth. Manuel Schäffler scored the first goal for Dynamo Dresden in the 7th minute, then Alexander Nollenberger tied it up for Bayreuth in the 45th minute earning Bayreuth a comeback draw. Dynamo Dresden should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 17 points in their last 10 matches, while osnabrück is fresh off their 5-0 blowout win against Waldhof Mannheim. Florian Kleinhansl scored the first goal for Osnabrück in the 35th minute, then Julian Riedel added another on an own goal in the 38th minute In the end, Waldhof Mannheim was frustrated by Osnabrück’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Osnabrück ended the match with the shutout victory. Osnabrück is looking for direction having 3 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season.

Ba-Muaka Simakala has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, the attacker has scored 4 goals for Osnabrück. Dynamo Dresden’s most prolific scorer has been Stefan Kutschke. The German attacker has netted two goals over the last five matches.

Servette vs Luzern Match Preview


On the 9th of October, Servette will host Luzern in a clash of the Super League. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 14 degrees, which is great football weather. Servette is fresh off their 0-1 loss against Lugano. Jonathan Sabbatini struck first for Lugano in the 35th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring At the end of 90 a dissapointed Servette couldn’t manage to score, and Lugano took the shutout win. Servette should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 18 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 8th placed Luzern, recorded a 1-2 loss against Young Boys. Meschack Elia struck first for Young Boys in the 15th minute, then Pascal Schürpf tied it up for Luzern in the 18th minute on a feed from Martin Frýdek. Luzern is looking for direction having 3 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

Servette and Luzern last played eachother at the Swissporarena on the 4th of September. Servette took the match by a score of 2 to 0 in front of almost 12000 dissapointed spectators. Timothé Cognat struck first for Servette in the 29th minute on a feed from Ronny Rodelin, then Enzo Crivelli added another in the 1st minute of the second half’s stoppage time on a feed from Dereck Kutesa In the end, Luzern couldn’t muster any offence and Servette ran away with the shutout win.

For Luzern, their top scorers are Dejan Sorgic and Max Meyer, each having 2 goals in their last five matches. Timothé Cognat has been the most prolific scorer on Servette in his last 5 matches with two goals.

Zürich vs Winterthur Match Preview


Oct 9th features a match where Zürich plays host to Winterthur in a meeting of these two evenly matched Super League teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 12 degrees, a perfect day for football. 10th placed Zürich is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Grasshopper. Marchesano struck first for Zürich in the 14th minute on a feed from Tosin Aiyegun, then Bendegúz Bolla got the equalizer for Grasshopper in the 49th minute on a feed from Morandi earning them at least the one point. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 4 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Winterthur recorded a 3-1 win against Sion. Buess struck first for Winterthur in the 45th minute on a penalty shot, but Mario Balotelli got the equalizer for Sion in the 4th minute of the first half’s stoppage time on a penalty shot. Winterthur looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10.

In their last match together, Winterthur and Zürich battled to a 1-1 draw. Francisco Jose Rodriguez scored the first goal for Winterthur in the 73rd minute, but Fabian Rohner got the equalizer for Zürich in the 85th minute earning Zürich at least a draw.

Winterthur’s most prolific scorer has been Roman Buess. He has netted two goals over the last 5 matches. Zürich’s top weapon lately has been Jonathan Okita, who has two goals in the last five matches.

Lech Poznań vs Radomiak Radom Match Preview


On Sun Oct 9th, in week 12, Lech Poznań will host Radomiak Radom at Inea Stadion in a Ekstraklasa match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 14 degrees, which is great football weather. Lech Poznań is fresh off their 0-0 scoreless draw against Legia Warsaw. Neither Lech Poznań nor Legia Warsaw could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 12 and 7 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,. Lech Poznań is looking for direction having earned 15 points in their last 10 matches, while radomiak Radom is fresh off their 0-2 loss against Cracovia Kraków. Jakub Myszor struck first for Cracovia Kraków in the 21st minute on a feed from Benjamin Källman, then Benjamin Källman added another in the 73rd minute In the end, Radomiak Radom couldn’t muster any offence and Cracovia Kraków ran away with the shutout win. Radomiak Radom is looking for direction having 4 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season. Last season Radomiak Radom won the head to head battle with 1 win and 1 draw.

Radomiak Radom is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Roberto Alves and Rzezniczak each only have 1 goal in their last five. Lech Poznań is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Michal Skoras and Mikael Ishak each having 2 goals in their last 5.

Nürnberg vs Holstein Kiel Match Preview


In a weekend match in week 11, on Sun Oct 9th, Nürnberg will play host to Holstein Kiel in a 2. Bundesliga match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 9 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. Nürnberg sits at 14th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-3 loss against Karlsruher SC. Fabian Schleusener struck first for Karlsruher SC in the 45th minute, then Philip Heise added another in the 78th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Nürnberg couldn’t manage to score, and Karlsruher SC took the shutout win. Nürnberg looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10, while in their last match, Holstein Kiel recorded a 1-1 draw against Hansa Rostock. Fabian Reese scored the first goal for Holstein Kiel in the 28th minute from the penalty spot, then in the 88th minute, Lee Dong-Gyeong sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Lukas Hinterseer earning them at least the one point. Holstein Kiel is looking for direction having 3 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 1 win apiece.

Holstein Kiel’s most prolific scorer has been Fin Bartels. He has netted two goals over the last five matches. Kwadwo Duah and Castrop are the top scorers for Nürnberg in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats.

Heidenheim vs Hannover 96 Match Preview


On Sunday Oct 9th, Heidenheim hosts Hannover 96 in a clash of the 2. Bundesliga. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 8 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. In their last match, 5th placed Heidenheim, recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against St. Pauli. Neither St. Pauli nor Heidenheim could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 11 and 11 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,. With 17 points in their last 10 matches Heidenheim should be reasonably happy with their performance, while 6th placed Hannover 96 is fresh off their 1-2 loss against Hamburger SV. Sei Muroya scored the first goal for Hannover 96 in the 4th minute, then Julian Börner tied it up for Hamburger SV on an own goal in the 15th minute Finally they completed the comback in the 92nd minute on a goal by Ransford Konigsdorffer to cap off a wild match. With 17 points in their last 10 matches Hannover 96 should be reasonably happy with their performance.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 1 win apiece.

Håvard Nielsen has been the most effective weapon for Hannover 96 lately. The Norwegian attacker has netted three goals in his last 5 matches. Tim Kleindienst has been the most prolific scorer on Heidenheim in his last five matches with two goals.

GIF Sundsvall vs IFK Göteborg Match Preview


In this 25th week match, on Sunday Oct 9th, GIF Sundsvall will host IFK Göteborg at Jtc Campo Ale & Ricky in a meeting of these two Allsvenskan teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 9 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. In their last match, GIF Sundsvall recorded a 1-3 loss against Norrköping. Christoffer Nyman struck first for Norrköping in the 11th minute, then Jacob Ortmark added another in the 16th minute. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 1 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 8th placed IFK Göteborg, recorded a 1-3 loss against Elfsborg. Gustav Svensson struck first for IFK Göteborg in the 9th minute on a feed from Marcus Berg, then Michael Baidoo got the equalizer for Elfsborg in the 22nd minute on a feed from Alexander Bernhardsson But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback victory in the 35th minute on a goal by Alexander Bernhardsson. IFK Göteborg is looking for direction having 5 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, IFK Göteborg was victorious by a score of 2 to 0. Marcus Berg scored the first goal for IFK Göteborg in the 87th minute, then Marcus Berg added another in the 90th minute In the end, GIF Sundsvall was frustrated by IFK Göteborg’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. IFK Göteborg ended the match with the shutout victory.

Gustaf Norlin has been the most prolific scorer on IFK Göteborg in his last 5 matches with three goals. GIF Sundsvall’s most prolific scorer has been Engblom. The Swedish attacker has netted 2 goals over the last 5 matches.

Elfsborg vs Kalmar Match Preview


On Sun Oct 9th, in week 25, Kalmar and Elfsborg will play a match in Borås in a Allsvenskan match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 12 degrees, which is great football weather. Elfsborg is fresh off their 3-1 win against IFK Göteborg. Gustav Svensson scored the first goal for IFK Göteborg in the 9th minute, but Michael Baidoo got the equalizer for Elfsborg in the 22nd minute But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback in the 35th minute on a goal by Alexander Bernhardsson. Elfsborg is looking for direction having 4 win and 2 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Kalmar recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Helsingborg. Simon Skrabb struck first for Kalmar in the 5th minute, then Simon Skrabb added another in the 67th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Helsingborg couldn’t manage to score, and Kalmar took the shutout win. With 20 points in their last 10 matches Kalmar should be reasonably happy with their performance.

On Sun Jul 24th, Kalmar hosted Elfsborg in their last match together. Kalmar was victorious by a score of 1 to 0. Oliver Berg struck first for Kalmar in the 48th minute on a feed from Shamoun, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else At the end of 90 a dissapointed Elfsborg couldn’t manage to score, and Kalmar took the shutout win.

Both Sebastian Nanasi and Simon Skrabb have been the hottest scorers for Kalmar in the last 5 each having scored 2 goals. Elfsborg is glad to have Michael Baidoo in top form. In the last five matches the defender has scored five goals.

Odd vs Kristiansund Match Preview


Oct 9th features a match where Odd will play host to Kristiansund in a clash of the Eliteserien. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 11 degrees, which is great football weather. Odd sits at 6th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-2 draw against Haugesund. Gjengaar struck first for Odd in the 25th minute, then Mads Sande tied it up for Haugesund in the 2nd minute of the first half’s stoppage time . Odd is looking for direction having earned 15 points in their last 10 matches, while kristiansund is fresh off their 4-4 draw against Rosenborg. Sander Kartum struck first for Kristiansund in the 24th minute, then Leo Cornic got the equalizer for Rosenborg in the 26th minute on a feed from Casper Tengstedt . Kristiansund is looking for direction having 4 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

On Sun Jul 24th, Kristiansund hosted Odd in their last match together. Kristiansund and Odd battled to a 2-2 draw. Andreas Hopmark struck first for Kristiansund in the 7th minute, then Bendik Bye added another in the 20th minute on a feed from Brynjolfur Darri Willumsson.

Kristiansund is fortunate enough to have Faris Pemi Moumbagna in top form. In the last 5 matches the attacker has scored 5 goals. Both Milan Jevtović and Gjengaar have been the hottest scorers for Odd in the last five each having scored 3 goals.