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Tottenham Hotspur vs Brighton & Hove Albion Match Preview


On Apr 8th, Tottenham Hotspur will host Brighton & Hove Albion at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium in a clash of the Premier League. In their last match, Tottenham Hotspur recorded a 1-1 draw against Everton. Harry Kane struck first for Tottenham Hotspur in the 68th minute on a penalty shot, then Michael Keane tied it up for Everton in the 90th minute on a feed from Ben Godfrey earning them at least the one point. Tottenham Hotspur is looking for direction having 5 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Brighton & Hove Albion recorded a 2-0 shutout win against AFC Bournemouth. Evan Ferguson scored the first goal for Brighton & Hove Albion in the 27th minute, then Julio Enciso added another in the 1st minute of the second half’s stoppage time on a feed from Pascal Groß In the end, AFC Bournemouth couldn’t muster any offence and Brighton & Hove Albion ran away with the shutout win. With 19 points in their last 10 matches Brighton & Hove Albion should be reasonably happy with their performance.

On Oct 8th, Brighton & Hove Albion hosted Tottenham Hotspur at the The American Express Community Stadium in their last match together. Tottenham Hotspur was victorious by a score of 1 to 0 in front of a crowd of just over 31000 spectators. Harry Kane scored the first goal for Tottenham Hotspur in the 22nd minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Brighton & Hove Albion couldn’t muster any offence and Tottenham Hotspur ran away with the shutout win.

Ferguson has been the most prolific scorer on Brighton & Hove Albion in his last five matches with three goals. Harry Kane has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, hes scored 4 goals for Tottenham Hotspur

Ben Davies, Rodrigo Bentancur, Hugo Lloris and Richarlison are unavailable to play for Cristian Stellini’s team, while Roberto De Zerbi’s squad will be without Yves Bissouma, Adam Lallana and Sarmiento.

Hearts vs St. Mirren Match Preview


In this week 31 match, on Saturday Apr 8th, Hearts plays host to St. Mirren in a clash of the Premiership. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 8 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. Hearts is fresh off their 1-2 loss against Kilmarnock. Lawrence Shankland struck first for Hearts in the 7th minute, but Danny Armstrong got the equalizer for Kilmarnock in the 22nd minute Finally they completed the comback victory in the 45th minute on a goal by Christian Doidge to cap off a wild match. Hearts is looking for direction having earned 13 points in their last 10 matches, while 5th placed St. Mirren is fresh off their 3-0 shutout win against Livingston. Mark O’Hara struck first for St. Mirren in the 5th minute from the penalty spot, then Tony Watt added another in the 18th minute In the end, Livingston couldn’t muster any offence and St. Mirren ran away with the shutout win. St. Mirren is looking for direction having 4 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches.

On Jan 13th, Hearts hosted St. Mirren in their last match together. Hearts won by a score of 1 to 0. Barrie McKay scored the first goal for Hearts in the 29th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, St. Mirren was frustrated by Hearts’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Hearts ended the match with the shutout victory.

Mark O’Hara has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, hes scored four goals for St. Mirren. Josh Ginnelly has been the most effective weapon for Hearts lately. The English midfielder has netted three goals in his last five matches.

Motherwell vs Livingston Match Preview


On the 8th of April, in this week 31 match, Motherwell plays host to Livingston in a clash of the Premiership. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 7 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. Motherwell is fresh off their 3-1 win against Hibernian. Sean Goss struck first for Motherwell in the 7th minute, then Kevin van Veen added another in the 54th minute from the penalty spot. Motherwell is looking for direction having 4 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches, while 7th placed Livingston is fresh off their 0-3 loss against St. Mirren. Mark O’Hara struck first for St. Mirren in the 5th minute from the penalty spot, then Tony Watt added another in the 18th minute In the end, Livingston was frustrated by St. Mirren’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. St. Mirren ended the match with the shutout victory. Livingston is looking for direction having 3 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches.

Livingston and Motherwell last played eachother at the Tony Macaroni Arena on Monday Jan 2nd. Livingston and Motherwell battled to a 1-1 draw. Morgan Boyes scored the first goal for Livingston in the 39th minute, then Kevin van Veen tied it up for Motherwell in the 42nd minute earning Motherwell a comeback draw.

Livingston’s top weapon lately has been Jon Nouble, who has 2 goals in the last five matches. Motherwell is glad to have Kevin van Veen in top form. In the last 5 matches the attacker has scored 5 goals.

St. Johnstone vs Ross County Match Preview


In this week 31 match on Apr 8th, St. Johnstone will play host to Ross County in a clash of these two evenly matched Premiership teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 7 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. In their last match, St. Johnstone recorded a 0-1 loss against Aberdeen. Remi Matthews scored the first goal for Aberdeen on an own goal in the 30th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, St. Johnstone was frustrated by Aberdeen’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Aberdeen ended the match with the shutout victory. St. Johnstone looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10, while ross County is fresh off their 0-2 loss against Celtic. João Filipe struck first for Celtic in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time on a penalty, then Alexandro Bernabéi added another in the 5th minute of the second half’s stoppage time on a feed from João Filipe In the end, Ross County was frustrated by Celtic’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Celtic ended the match with the shutout victory. Ross County looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches.

On Sat Dec 17th, Ross County hosted St. Johnstone at the Global Energy Stadium in their last match together. St. Johnstone won by a score of 2 to 1. Jordan White struck first for Ross County in the 22nd minute on a feed from Yan Dhanda, then Ali Crawford tied it up for St. Johnstone in the 77th minute But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback victory in the 79th minute on a goal by Ali Crawford.

Eamonn Brophy has been the most prolific scorer on Ross County in the last five matches with 2 goals. St. Johnstone’s top weapon lately has been Stevie May, who has 2 goals in the last five matches.

Aberdeen vs Kilmarnock Match Preview


In this week 31 match on the 8th of April, Aberdeen plays host to Kilmarnock in a clash of the Premiership. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 6 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. Aberdeen is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against St. Johnstone. Remi Matthews struck first for Aberdeen on an own goal in the 30th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, St. Johnstone couldn’t muster any offence and Aberdeen ran away with the shutout win. With 18 points in their last 10 matches Aberdeen should be reasonably happy with their performance, while kilmarnock sits at 10th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-1 win against Hearts. Lawrence Shankland struck first for Hearts in the 7th minute, but Danny Armstrong got the equalizer for Kilmarnock in the 22nd minute Finally they completed the comback victory in the 45th minute on a goal by Christian Doidge to cap off a wild match. Kilmarnock looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10.

In their last match together, in Rugby Park, Kilmarnock won by a score of 2 to 1. Scott Robinson struck first for Kilmarnock in the 31st minute, then Joe Wright added another in the 42nd minute on a feed from Ash Taylor.

Scott Robinson and Jeriel Dorsett are the top scorers for Kilmarnock in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats. Aberdeen’s top weapon lately has been Luis Lopes, who has 3 goals in the last five matches.

Celtic vs Rangers Match Preview


On the 8th of April, Celtic will play host to Rangers in a Premiership match in the anticipated Glasgow derby. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 8 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. Celtic is fresh off their 2-0 shutout win against Ross County. João Filipe struck first for Celtic in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time on a penalty shot, then Alexandro Bernabéi added another in the 5th minute of the second half’s stoppage time At the end of 90 a dissapointed Ross County couldn’t manage to score, and Celtic took the shutout win. Celtic is on a hot streak lately, with 9 wins in their last 10 matches, while rangers sits at 2nd place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Dundee United. Malik Tillman struck first for Rangers in the 38th minute on a feed from Todd Cantwell, then Malik Tillman added another in the 55th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Dundee United couldn’t manage to score, and Rangers took the shutout win. Rangers is on a hot streak lately, having won 10 of their last 10 matches.

On Mon Jan 2nd, Rangers hosted Celtic at the Ibrox Stadium in their last match together. Rangers and Celtic battled to a 2-2 draw. Daizen Maeda struck first for Celtic in the 5th minute, then Ryan Kent tied it up for Rangers in the 47th minute .

Rangers is fortunate enough to have James Tavernier in top form. In the last five matches the attacker has scored five goals. Celtic’s top weapon lately has been João Filipe, who has three goals in the last 5 matches.

Manchester United vs Brentford Match Preview


On the 5th of April, in this week 25 match, Manchester United plays host to Brentford in a Premier League match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 9 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. 3rd placed Manchester United is fresh off their 3-1 win against Fulham. Aleksandar Mitrović struck first for Fulham in the 50th minute on a feed from Issa Diop, then Bruno Fernandes tied it up for Manchester United in the 75th minute Finally they completed the comback in the 77th minute on a goal by Marcel Sabitzer to cap off a wild match. Manchester United should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 20 points in their last 10 matches, while 7th placed Brentford is fresh off their 3-3 draw against Brighton & Hove Albion. Pontus Jansson struck first for Brentford in the 10th minute on a feed from Mathias Jensen, then Kaoru Mitoma got the equalizer for Brighton & Hove Albion in the 21st minute on a feed from Jason Steele . Brentford should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 17 points in their last 10 matches.

On Aug 13th, Brentford hosted Manchester United in their last match together. Brentford won by a score of 4 to 0. Joshua Da Silva struck first for Brentford in the 10th minute on a feed from Mathias Jensen, then Mathias Jensen added another in the 18th minute In the end, Manchester United couldn’t muster any offence and Brentford ran away with the shutout win.

Ivan Toney has been the most prolific scorer on Brentford in his last five matches with 3 goals. Manchester United’s most prolific scorer has been Bruno Fernandes. The Portugeese midfielder has netted three goals over the last five matches

Erik ten Hag’s squad will be without Christian Eriksen, Scott McTominay, Casemiro, Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Tyrell Malacia and Lucas Fasson dos Santos, while Brentford will be without Kristoffer Ajer and Keane Lewis-Potter.

København vs Nordsjælland Match Preview


On the 2nd of April, København and Nordsjælland will play a match in København in a Superliga match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 5 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. København is fresh off their 2-1 win against Viborg. Hákon Haraldsson struck first for København in the 13th minute, then Mohammed Daramy added another in the 66th minute on a feed from Kevin Diks. København looks to continue their winning ways, having won 8 of their last 10, while nordsjælland is fresh off their 2-1 win against Brøndby. Hakon Evjen struck first for Brøndby in the 39th minute, then Ernest Appiah Nuamah got the equalizer for Nordsjælland in the 52nd minute on a feed from Diomande But luckily in the 91st minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by Appiah Nuamah. With 19 points in their last 10 matches Nordsjælland should be reasonably happy with their performance.

In their last match together, in Parken, København and Nordsjælland battled to a 1-1 draw. Bardghji struck first for København in the 83rd minute, then in the 3rd minute of the second half’s stoppage time, D. Svensson sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Oliver Antman earning Nordsjælland at least a draw.

Both Wahidullah Faghir and Ernest Appiah Nuamah have been the hottest scorers for Nordsjælland in the last 5 each having scored 3 goals. København is fortunate enough to have Mohammed Daramy in top form. In the last five matches the attacker has scored 4 goals.

Lyngby vs Silkeborg Match Preview


On the 2nd of April, Lyngby and Silkeborg will play a match in Lyngby in a meeting of these two closely matched Superliga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 5 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. In their last match, 5th placed Lyngby, recorded a 1-1 draw against Horsens. Alfreð Finnbogason struck first for Lyngby in the 24th minute on a feed from William Kumado, then Simon Makienok tied it up for Horsens in the 62nd minute squeezing out at least the one point for Horsens. Lyngby is looking for direction having 3 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Silkeborg recorded a 3-3 draw against Midtjylland. Stefan Gartenmann struck first for Midtjylland in the 14th minute, then Tonni Adamsen tied it up for Silkeborg in the 30th minute on a feed from Søren Tengstedt . Silkeborg looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 5 of their last 10.

In their last match on Nov 12th, Lyngby won by a score of 2 to 0. Rezan Corlu struck first for Lyngby in the 58th minute, then Kasper Jorgensen added another in the 79th minute In the end, Silkeborg couldn’t muster any offence and Lyngby ran away with the shutout win.

For Silkeborg, their top scorers are Oliver Sonne and Tonni Adamsen, each having 2 goals in their last five matches. Alfreð Finnbogason has been the most prolific scorer on Lyngby in his last 5 matches with three goals.

Brøndby vs Viborg Match Preview


Apr 2nd features a match where Brøndby and Viborg will play a match in Brøndby in a Superliga match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 5 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. Brøndby sits at 6th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-2 loss against Nordsjælland. Hakon Evjen struck first for Brøndby in the 39th minute, then Appiah Nuamah got the equalizer for Nordsjælland in the 52nd minute on a feed from Mohammed Diomande Finally they completed the comback victory in the 91st minute on a goal by Appiah Nuamah to cap off a wild match. Brøndby is looking for direction having 4 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches, while 3rd placed Viborg is fresh off their 1-2 loss against København. Hákon Haraldsson struck first for København in the 13th minute, then Mohammed Daramy added another in the 66th minute. Viborg is looking for direction having earned 16 points in their last 10 matches.

Brøndby and Viborg last played eachother at the Brøndby Stadion on Sun Nov 13th. Viborg took the match by a score of 2 to 0. Jay-Roy Grot scored the first goal for Viborg in the 24th minute, then Clint Leemans added another in the 64th minute In the end, Brøndby was frustrated by Viborg’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Viborg ended the match with the shutout victory.

Viborg is fortunate enough to have Mohamed Achouri in top form. In the last five matches the attacker has scored four goals. Nicolai F Vallys has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, hes scored 4 goals for Brøndby.