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CSA vs Guarani Match Preview


In this 32nd week match, on Friday Sep 30th, CSA will host Guarani at Estádio Rei Pelé in a meeting of these two evenly matched Serie B teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 24 degrees, which is great football weather. In their last match, 17th placed CSA, recorded a 0-1 loss against Chapecoense. Perotti scored the first goal for Chapecoense in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else At the end of 90 a dissapointed CSA couldn’t manage to score, and Chapecoense took the shutout win. CSA is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 16th placed Guarani, recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Novorizontino. Isaque scored the first goal for Guarani in the 15th minute, then Yuri added another in the 42nd minute on a feed from Isaque At the end of 90 a dissapointed Novorizontino couldn’t manage to score, and Guarani took the shutout win. Guarani is looking for direction having 5 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, Guarani and CSA battled to a 0-0 draw. Neither Guarani nor CSA could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 16 and 10 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,.

Yuri has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, the attacker has scored four goals for Guarani. Lucas Barcellos Damasceno has been the most prolific scorer on CSA in the last five matches with two goals.

Vasco da Gama vs Londrina Match Preview


In this week 32 match on Sep 30th, Vasco da Gama will play host to Londrina in a meeting of these two evenly matched Serie B teams. Vasco da Gama is fresh off their 0-3 loss against Cruzeiro. da Rosa Machado scored the first goal for Cruzeiro in the 25th minute, then Edu added another in the 60th minute on a feed from Bruno Nascimento In the end, Vasco da Gama couldn’t muster any offence and Cruzeiro ran away with the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Londrina recorded a 0-2 loss against Ponte Preta. Lucca scored the first goal for Ponte Preta in the 60th minute, then Ribamar added another in the 5th minute of the second half’s stoppage time on a feed from Bernardo At the end of 90 a dissapointed Londrina couldn’t manage to score, and Ponte Preta took the shutout win. Londrina is looking for direction having 4 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Estádio Municipal Jacy Scaff, Vasco da Gama took the match by a score of 1 to 0. Raniel scored the first goal for Vasco da Gama in the 48th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Londrina was frustrated by Vasco da Gama’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Vasco da Gama ended the match with the shutout victory.

Londrina hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last five matches are Alan Ruschel and João Paulo, and they each have 1 goal. Vasco da Gama’s most prolific scorer has been de Sousa Lemos. The Brazilian midfielder has netted two goals over the last 5 matches.

Finn Harps vs Shelbourne Match Preview


In a weekend match in week 31, on Fri Sep 30th, Finn Harps and Shelbourne will play a match in Ballybofey in a clash of the Premier Division. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 10 degrees, which is great football weather. 10th placed Finn Harps is fresh off their 0-2 loss against Bohemians. Declan McDaid scored the first goal for Bohemians in the 54th minute, then Jordan Doherty added another in the 84th minute In the end, Finn Harps couldn’t muster any offence and Bohemians ran away with the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 6 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 7th placed Shelbourne, recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Shamrock Rovers. Neither Shelbourne nor Shamrock Rovers could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 6 and 8 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,. Shelbourne looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on the 8th of July, Shelbourne was victorious by a score of 3 to 1. Molloy struck first for Shelbourne in the 14th minute on a feed from Farrell, then Ethan Boyle tied it up for Finn Harps in the 19th minute. Finn Harps’s most prolific scorer has been Barry McNamee. The Irish midfielder has netted two goals over the last 5 matches.

Bohemians vs UCD Match Preview


Sep 30th features a match where UCD and Bohemians will play a match in Dublin in a clash of these two closely matched Premier Division teams in the anticipated Dublin derby. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 12 degrees, which is great football weather. Bohemians is fresh off their 2-0 shutout win against Finn Harps. Declan McDaid scored the first goal for Bohemians in the 54th minute, then Jordan Doherty added another in the 84th minute In the end, Finn Harps couldn’t muster any offence and Bohemians ran away with the shutout win. Bohemians is looking for direction having earned 13 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, UCD recorded a 0-1 loss against Shamrock Rovers. Farrugia struck first for Shamrock Rovers in the 13th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, UCD was frustrated by Shamrock Rovers’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Shamrock Rovers ended the match with the shutout victory. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10.

In their last match on the 7th of July, Bohemians won by a score of 3 to 1. Tom Lonergan struck first for UCD in the 30th minute on a feed from Keane, then Jordan Flores tied it up for Bohemians in the 37th minute But luckily in the 46th minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by Liam Burt.

Both D. Duffy and Tom Lonergan have been the hottest scorers for UCD in the last five each having scored 2 goals. Tyreke Wilson and Rory Feely are the top scorers for Bohemians in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.

Toronto vs Inter Miami Match Preview


Sep 30th features a match where Toronto will host Inter Miami at Bmo Field in a meeting of these two closely matched Major League Soccer teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 14 degrees, which is great football weather. In their last match, Toronto recorded a 0-4 loss against Orlando City. Facundo Torres Pérez struck first for Orlando City in the 9th minute, then Ercan Kara added another in the 22nd minute on a feed from Mauricio Pereyra In the end, Toronto couldn’t muster any offence and Orlando City ran away with the shutout win. Toronto is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Inter Miami recorded a 3-2 win against DC United. Christian Benteke struck first for DC United in the 22nd minute on a feed from Christopher Durkin, then in the 39th minute, Aimé Mabika sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Leonardo Campana But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback victory in the 94th minute on a goal by Gonzalo Higuaín. Inter Miami should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 17 points in their last 10 matches.

Inter Miami and Toronto last played eachother at the None on Aug 21st. Inter Miami won by a score of 2 to 1. Jean Mota scored the first goal for Inter Miami in the 24th minute, but Lorenzo Insigne got the equalizer for Toronto in the 28th minute.

Gonzalo Higuaín has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, the attacker has scored 5 goals for Inter Miami. Federico Bernardeschi has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, the attacker has scored 4 goals for Toronto.

Erzgebirge Aue vs Meppen Match Preview


Week 10 brings us a match on Sep 30th, where Meppen and Erzgebirge Aue will play a match in Aue in a 3. Liga match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 14 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. In their last match, 20th placed Erzgebirge Aue, recorded a 1-3 loss against 1860 München. Fynn-Luca Lakenmacher struck first for 1860 München in the 11th minute, then Fynn-Luca Lakenmacher added another in the 77th minute on a feed from Yannick Deichmann. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10, while meppen is fresh off their 2-2 draw against Viktoria Köln. Sascha Risch struck first for Meppen in the 29th minute on a feed from David Blacha, then Koronkiewicz tied it up for Viktoria Köln in the 56th minute . Meppen is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season.

Meppen is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Morgan Faßbender and Marvin Pourié each having 2 goals in their last five. Erzgebirge Aue hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last five matches are Sam Schreck and Alexander Sorge, and they each have 1 goal.

Hannover 96 vs Hamburger SV Match Preview


In a weekend match in week 10, on Friday Sep 30th, Hannover 96 plays host to Hamburger SV in a clash of these two closely matched 2. Bundesliga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 11 degrees, which is great football weather. 4th placed Hannover 96 is fresh off their 3-2 win against Sandhausen. Cedric Teuchert struck first for Hannover 96 in the 14th minute, then David Kinsombi tied it up for Sandhausen in the 56th minute , but luckily for Hannover 96 it didn’t end there. They were able to keep scoring to earn the win. With 18 points in their last 10 matches Hannover 96 should be reasonably happy with their performance, while hamburger SV sits at 1st place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Fortuna Düsseldorf. Robert Glatzel scored the first goal for Hamburger SV in the 21st minute, then Jatta added another in the 90th minute on a feed from Sonny Kittel In the end, Fortuna Düsseldorf was frustrated by Hamburger SV’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Hamburger SV ended the match with the shutout victory. Hamburger SV is on a hot streak lately, having won 7 of their last 10 matches.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 1 win apiece.

Hamburger SV’s most prolific scorer has been Robert Glatzel. He has netted 3 goals over the last 5 matches. Hannover 96 is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Maximilian Beier and Håvard Nielsen each having 3 goals in their last 5.

Athletic Club vs Almería Match Preview


In this week 7 match on Sep 30th, Athletic Club will play host to Almería in a meeting of these two extremely mismatched La Liga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 16 degrees, which is great football weather. 4th placed Athletic Club is fresh off their 3-2 win against Rayo Vallecano. Oscar Trejo struck first for Rayo Vallecano in the 5th minute on a feed from Sergio Camello, then Williams got the equalizer for Athletic Club in the 14th minute on a feed from Dani García Finally they completed the comback in the 28th minute on a goal by Oihan Sancet to cap off a wild match. With 17 points in their last 10 matches Athletic Club should be reasonably happy with their performance, while almería sits at 16th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-1 loss against Mallorca. Pablo Maffeo struck first for Mallorca in the 25th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Almería was frustrated by Mallorca’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Mallorca ended the match with the shutout victory. Almería looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season.

Almería’s most prolific scorer has been Umar Sadiq. The Nigerian attacker has netted 2 goals over the last 5 matches. Athletic Club’s top weapon lately has been Alex Berenguer, who has 3 goals in the last 5 matches

Ander Herrera, Yeray, Mikel Vesga, Yuri, Mikel Balenziaga and Dani Vivian are unavailable to play for Athletic Club, while Almería will be without Iván Martos, Cesar de la Hoz Lopez and Nieto Zarzoso.

Paderborn vs Darmstadt 98 Match Preview


On Sep 30th, Paderborn will play host to Darmstadt 98 in a clash of the 2. Bundesliga. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 10 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. 2nd placed Paderborn is fresh off their 1-2 loss against Greuther Fürth. Damian Michalski scored the first goal for Greuther Fürth in the 42nd minute, then in the 49th minute, Marvin Pieringer sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Dennis Srbeny. With 20 points in their last 10 matches Paderborn should be reasonably happy with their performance, while in their last match, Darmstadt 98 recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Nürnberg. Kempe struck first for Darmstadt 98 in the 8th minute on a feed from Braydon Manu, then Phillip Tietz added another in the 27th minute on a feed from Tobias Kempe In the end, Nürnberg couldn’t muster any offence and Darmstadt 98 ran away with the shutout win. Darmstadt 98 should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 19 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out. Last season Darmstadt 98 won the head to head battle with 2 wins.

Darmstadt 98’s top weapon lately has been Phillip Tietz, who has 3 goals in the last 5 matches. Paderborn is fortunate enough to have Marvin Pieringer in top form. In the last 5 matches the attacker has scored four goals.

Hull City vs Luton Town Match Preview


On the 30th of September, in this week 12 match, Hull City hosts Luton Town at Kcom Stadium in a Championship match. The game day is forecasted to be a windy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 15 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. Hull City sits at 20th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-3 loss against Swansea City. Ryan Manning struck first for Swansea City in the 61st minute on a feed from Matthew Sorinola, then Luke Cundle added another in the 64th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Hull City couldn’t manage to score, and Swansea City took the shutout win. Hull City is looking for direction having 3 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches, while luton Town sits at 11th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Blackburn Rovers. Carlton Morris struck first for Luton Town in the 58th minute on a feed from Jordan Clark, then Reece Burke added another in the 67th minute In the end, Blackburn Rovers was frustrated by Luton Town’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Luton Town ended the match with the shutout victory. Luton Town is looking for direction having 3 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season. Last season Luton Town won the head to head battle with 2 wins.

Carlton Morris has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, the attacker has scored five goals for Luton Town. Hull City’s most prolific scorer has been Oscar Estupiñan. The attacker has netted 3 goals over the last 5 matches.