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Colón vs San Lorenzo Match Preview


In this week 19 match on Sep 14th, Colón will play host to San Lorenzo in a meeting of these two Superliga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 20 degrees, a perfect day for football. In their last match, 24th placed Colón, recorded a 1-2 loss against Boca Juniors. Norberto Briasco Balekian scored the first goal for Boca Juniors in the 11th minute, but Luis Miguel Rodríguez got the equalizer for Colón in the 40th minute. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 4 of their last 10, while 10th placed San Lorenzo is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Atlético Tucumán. Ramiro Angel Carrera struck first for Atlético Tucumán in the 44th minute, then in the 1st minute of the first half’s stoppage time, Malcom Braida sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Adam Bareiro earning San Lorenzo at least a draw. San Lorenzo is looking for direction having 3 win and 1 losses in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season. Last season Colón won the head to head battle with 2 wins.

San Lorenzo hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last five matches are Ezequiel Cerutti and Daniel Hernández, and they each have 1 goal. Colón’s most prolific scorer has been Luis Miguel Rodríguez. The Argentinian attacker has netted 3 goals over the last 5 matches.

Aldosivi vs Newell’s Old Boys Match Preview


Week 19 brings us a match on Sep 14th where Aldosivi will host Newell’s Old Boys in a meeting of these two Superliga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 9 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. In their last match, 26th placed Aldosivi, recorded a 0-3 loss against Independiente. Facundo Ferreyra struck first for Independiente in the 17th minute on a feed from Lucas Romero, then Leandro Fernández added another in the 33rd minute on a feed from Leandro Benegas In the end, Aldosivi couldn’t muster any offence and Independiente ran away with the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 15th placed Newell’s Old Boys, recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Vélez Sarsfield. Juan Manuel García struck first for Newell’s Old Boys in the 57th minute on a feed from Francisco Gonzalez, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring At the end of 90 a dissapointed Vélez Sarsfield couldn’t manage to score, and Newell’s Old Boys took the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 1 draw apiece.

Newell’s Old Boys’s top weapon lately has been Pablo Pérez, who has 2 goals in the last five matches. Aldosivi’s most prolific scorer has been Martin Cauteruccio. He has netted 3 goals over the last five matches.

Hajduk Split vs Rijeka Match Preview


In this week 2 match on the 14th of September, Hajduk Split and Rijeka will play a match in Split in a clash of the 1. HNL. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 25 degrees, which is great football weather. Hajduk Split is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Šibenik. Jan Mlakar struck first for Hajduk Split in the 49th minute on a feed from Marko Livaja, then Ivan Dolček tied it up for Šibenik in the 7th minute of the second half’s stoppage time earning them at least the one point. Hajduk Split is looking for direction having 4 win and 2 losses in their last 10 matches, while 10th placed Rijeka is fresh off their 1-3 loss against Dinamo Zagreb. Rasmus Lauritsen struck first for Dinamo Zagreb in the 28th minute on a feed from Mislav Oršić, then Dario Špikić added another in the 30th minute on a feed from Mislav Oršić. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 2 wins each.

Rijeka hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are Bernard Karrica and Haris Vučkić, and they each have 1 goal. For Hajduk Split, their top scorers are Nikola Kalinić and Atanasov, each having 2 goals in their last 5 matches.

Minnesota United vs Los Angeles FC Match Preview


September 14th features a match where Minnesota United will host Los Angeles FC at Allianz Field in a clash of these two closely matched Major League Soccer teams. In their last match, 5th placed Minnesota United, recorded a 0-3 loss against FC Dallas. Michael Boxall scored the first goal for FC Dallas on an own goal in the 55th minute, then Alan Velasco added another in the 56th minute In the end, Minnesota United couldn’t muster any offence and FC Dallas ran away with the shutout win. With 17 points in their last 10 matches Minnesota United should be reasonably happy with their performance, while in their last match, Los Angeles FC recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Real Salt Lake. Ryan Hollingshead struck first for Los Angeles FC in the 49th minute, then Chicho Arango added another in the 68th minute In the end, Real Salt Lake couldn’t muster any offence and Los Angeles FC ran away with the shutout win. Los Angeles FC should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 21 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Banc Of California Stadium, Los Angeles FC was victorious by a score of 2 to 0 in front of just over 22000 spectators. Ryan Hollingshead struck first for Los Angeles FC in the 83rd minute on a feed from Daniel Musovski, then Jose Cifuentes added another in the 90th minute In the end, Minnesota United couldn’t muster any offence and Los Angeles FC ran away with the shutout win.

Los Angeles FC’s top weapon lately has been Chicho Arango, who has three goals in the last 5 matches. Franco Fragapane has been the most prolific scorer on Minnesota United in the last 5 matches with two goals.

Inter Miami vs Columbus Crew Match Preview


On the 14th of September, Inter Miami will host Columbus Crew in a meeting of these two Major League Soccer teams. In their last match, Inter Miami recorded a 0-1 loss against Columbus Crew. Diaz Espinoza struck first for Columbus Crew in the 64th minute on a feed from Steven Moreira, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed Inter Miami couldn’t manage to score, and Columbus Crew took the shutout win. Inter Miami is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches, while columbus Crew is fresh off their 0-0 scoreless draw against Chicago Fire. Columbus Crew had 25 on net, and Chicago Fire had 6, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,. Columbus Crew is looking for direction having 3 win and 1 losses in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on the 31st of August, Columbus Crew was victorious by a score of 1 to 0 in front of just over 18000 spectators. Luis Mario Diaz Espinoza struck first for Columbus Crew in the 64th minute on a feed from Steven Moreira, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Inter Miami was frustrated by Columbus Crew’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Columbus Crew ended the match with the shutout victory.

Cucho Hernández has been the most prolific scorer on Columbus Crew in the last 5 matches with three goals. Inter Miami is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Alejandro Pozuelo and Ariel Lassiter each having 2 goals in their last 5.

Jeju United vs Daegu Match Preview


Week 32 brings us a match on Sep 13th, where Jeju United plays host to Daegu in a meeting of these two K-League 1 teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 22 degrees, a perfect day for football. In their last match, Jeju United recorded a 0-1 loss against Incheon United. K. Lee scored the first goal for Incheon United in the 52nd minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring At the end of 90 a dissapointed Jeju United couldn’t manage to score, and Incheon United took the shutout win. Jeju United is looking for direction having 3 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches, while daegu is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Seongnam. Zeca struck first for Daegu in the 19th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else At the end of 90 a dissapointed Seongnam couldn’t manage to score, and Daegu took the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 6 points in their last 10 matches.

Jeju United and Daegu last played eachother at the Dgb Arena on Tuesday Jun 21st. Daegu was victorious by a score of 1 to 0. Jo Jin-woo scored the first goal for Daegu in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Jeju United couldn’t muster any offence and Daegu ran away with the shutout win.

Daegu hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last five matches are Lim Sang-Hyub and Zeca, and they each have 1 goal. For Jeju United, their top scorers are Yoon Bit-Garam and Gerso Fernandes, each having 2 goals in their last five matches.

Suwon vs Sangju Sangmu Match Preview


In this week 32 match on the 13th of September, Sangju Sangmu and Suwon will play a match in Suwon in a clash of these two closely matched K-League 1 teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 23 degrees, which is great football weather. Suwon sits at 6th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Pohang Steelers. Lars Veldwijk scored the first goal for Suwon in the 62nd minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed Pohang Steelers couldn’t manage to score, and Suwon took the shutout win. Suwon is looking for direction having 4 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches, while sangju Sangmu is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Gangwon. Seo scored the first goal for Sangju Sangmu on an own goal in the 44th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Gangwon couldn’t muster any offence and Sangju Sangmu ran away with the shutout win. Sangju Sangmu looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on Jun 17th, Suwon was victorious by a score of 1 to 0. Lee Seung-Woo struck first for Suwon in the 81st minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed Sangju Sangmu couldn’t manage to score, and Suwon took the shutout win.

Both Kim Joon-Beom and Gyeong-Min Kim have been the hottest scorers for Sangju Sangmu in the last five each having scored 2 goals each. Suwon’s most prolific scorer has been Lars Veldwijk. He has netted 2 goals over the last five matches.

Seoul vs Gangwon Match Preview


On Tue Sep 13th, in week 32, Gangwon will travel to Seoul to battle Seoul in a clash of these two evenly matched K-League 1 teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 24 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. 8th placed Seoul is fresh off their 0-0 scoreless draw against Jeonbuk Motors. Neither Jeonbuk Motors nor Seoul could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 10 and 5 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,. Seoul is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches, while gangwon is fresh off their 0-1 loss against Sangju Sangmu. Min-Woo Seo struck first for Sangju Sangmu on an own goal in the 44th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Gangwon was frustrated by Sangju Sangmu’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Sangju Sangmu ended the match with the shutout victory. With 18 points in their last 10 matches Gangwon should be reasonably happy with their performance.

In their last match together, in Chuncheon Songam Stadium, Gangwon was victorious by a score of 1 to 0. Hwang Mun Ki struck first for Gangwon in the 30th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Seoul couldn’t muster any offence and Gangwon ran away with the shutout win.

Both Jefferson and Jin-Ho Kim have been the hottest scorers for Gangwon in the last five each having scored 2 goals. Seoul’s most prolific scorer has been Stanislav Iljutcenko. He has netted 3 goals over the last 5 matches.

Operário PR vs Guarani Match Preview


On Tue Sep 13th, in week 30, Guarani and Operário PR will play a match in Ponta Grossa in a meeting of these two evenly matched Serie B teams. Operário PR is fresh off their 0-1 loss against Cruzeiro. Edu struck first for Cruzeiro in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Operário PR couldn’t muster any offence and Cruzeiro ran away with the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 19th placed Guarani, recorded a 1-2 loss against Vila Nova. Yuri scored the first goal for Guarani in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, then Lucas Baptista Félix tied it up for Vila Nova in the 55th minute on a feed from Alex Silva But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback in the 89th minute on a goal by Matheus Mancini. Guarani is looking for direction having 3 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches.

Guarani and Operário PR last played eachother at the Estádio Brinco De Ouro Da Princesa on Jun 6th. Operário PR won by a score of 3 to 0. Silvinho struck first for Operário PR in the 38th minute, then Tomas Almino Bastos Silva added another in the 84th minute on a feed from Juninho Brandão In the end, Guarani couldn’t muster any offence and Operário PR ran away with the shutout win.

Guarani’s most prolific scorer has been Yuri. He has netted three goals over the last five matches.

Montreal Impact vs Chicago Fire Match Preview


September 13th features a match where Chicago Fire and Montreal Impact will play a match in Montreal in a clash of the Major League Soccer. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 20 degrees, a perfect day for football. In their last match, Montreal Impact recorded a 4-3 win against Toronto. Federico Bernardeschi scored the first goal for Toronto in the 5th minute on a penalty shot, then Lorenzo Insigne added another in the 7th minute Finally they completed the comback victory in the 43rd minute on a goal by Kei Kamara to cap off a wild match. Montreal Impact is on a hot streak lately, having won 7 of their last 10, while in their last match, 12th placed Chicago Fire, recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Columbus Crew. Neither Columbus Crew nor Chicago Fire could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 25 and 6 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,. Chicago Fire is looking for direction having 3 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

Montreal Impact and Chicago Fire last played eachother at the Toyota Park on Aug 28th. Montreal Impact took the match by a score of 2 to 0. Kone struck first for Montreal Impact in the 19th minute, then Romell Quioto added another in the 24th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Chicago Fire couldn’t manage to score, and Montreal Impact took the shutout win. Montreal Impact is glad to have Romell Quioto in top form. In the last five matches the attacker has scored 4 goals.