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Fredericia vs SønderjyskE Match Preview


On Sunday Sep 4th, Fredericia will host SønderjyskE at Monjasa Park in a meeting of these two mismatched First Division teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 16 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. 9th placed Fredericia is fresh off their 3-3 draw against Fremad Amager. Adam Jakobsen struck first for Fredericia in the 35th minute on a penalty, then in the 38th minute, Markus Strøm Bay sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Henrik Wendel Meister . They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 3rd placed SønderjyskE, recorded a 1-1 draw against Næstved. Emil Frederiksen scored the first goal for SønderjyskE in the 36th minute, but Mileta Rajovic got the equalizer for Næstved in the 58th minute earning Næstved at least a draw. SønderjyskE is looking for direction having 4 win and 2 losses in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out.

For SønderjyskE, their top scorers are Emil Berggreen and Emil Frederiksen, each having 2 goals in their last five matches. Fredericia’s most prolific scorer has been Nicklas Rojkjaer. The Danish midfielder has netted 3 goals over the last 5 matches.

Næstved vs Vendsyssel Match Preview


In this week 8 match on the 4th of September, Næstved will play host to Vendsyssel in a First Division match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 15 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. Næstved sits at 6th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-1 draw against SønderjyskE. Emil Frederiksen struck first for SønderjyskE in the 36th minute on a feed from Mads Albaek, then Mileta Rajovic got the equalizer for Næstved in the 58th minute on a feed from Magnus Haüser earning them at least the one point. Næstved is looking for direction having earned 15 points in their last 10 matches, while 4th placed Vendsyssel is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Hvidovre. Frederik Carlsen struck first for Hvidovre in the 17th minute, but Wessam Abou Ali got the equalizer for Vendsyssel in the 87th minute squeezing out at least the one point for Vendsyssel. Vendsyssel is looking for direction having 4 win and 2 losses in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season.

Vendsyssel’s most prolific scorer has been Wessam Abou Ali. He has netted 3 goals over the last 5 matches. Mileta Rajovic has been the most effective weapon for Næstved lately. The Danish attacker has netted three goals in his last five matches.

Lyngby vs Randers Match Preview


Sep 4th features a match where Lyngby hosts Randers at Lyngby Stadion in a meeting of these two Superliga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 16 degrees, which is great football weather. Lyngby is fresh off their 1-2 loss against Viborg. Kasper Jorgensen scored the first goal for Lyngby in the 81st minute, but Jay-Roy Grot got the equalizer for Viborg in the 1st minute of the second half’s stoppage time But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback in the 94th minute on a goal by Jeppe Grønning. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 5 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Randers recorded a 1-0 shutout win against AaB. Oliver Bundgaard Kristensen struck first for Randers in the 3rd minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, AaB couldn’t muster any offence and Randers ran away with the shutout win. Randers should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 18 points in their last 10 matches.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season.

Both Marvin Egho and Oliver Bundgaard Kristensen have been the hottest scorers for Randers in the last five each having scored 2 goals. Emil Nielsen has been the most prolific scorer on Lyngby in his last 5 matches with 2 goals.

OB vs Viborg Match Preview


On Sunday Sep 4th, OB will host Viborg in a meeting of these two Superliga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 16 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. OB sits at 9th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-1 win against Silkeborg. Sebastian Jorgensen scored the first goal for Silkeborg in the 22nd minute, then in the 43rd minute, Issam Jebali sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Bashkim Kadrii Finally they completed the comback victory in the 94th minute on a penalty goal by Mads Frokjaer-Jensen to cap off a wild match. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 4 of their last 10, while in their last match, Viborg recorded a 2-1 win against Lyngby. Kasper Jorgensen scored the first goal for Lyngby in the 81st minute, then Jay-Roy Grot tied it up for Viborg in the 1st minute of the second half’s stoppage time But luckily in the 94th minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by Jeppe Grønning. Viborg is looking for direction having 4 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season. Last season Viborg won the head to head battle with 1 win and 3 draws.

Viborg is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Clint Leemans and Christian Sørensen each having 2 goals in their last five. OB is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Mads Frokjaer-Jensen and Bashkim Kadrii each having 2 goals in their last five.

Horsens vs Brøndby Match Preview


September 4th features a match where Horsens plays host to Brøndby in a clash of these two closely matched Superliga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 15 degrees, which is great football weather. 6th placed Horsens is fresh off their 2-1 win against AGF. Patrick Mortensen scored the first goal for AGF in the 28th minute, then Anders Jacobsen got the equalizer for Horsens in the 59th minute on a feed from Kjaer Kruse Finally they completed the comback in the 80th minute on a penalty goal by Aron Sigurðarson to cap off a wild match. Horsens is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 10th placed Brøndby, recorded a 0-2 loss against Midtjylland. Evander scored the first goal for Midtjylland in the 14th minute on a penalty, then Pione Sisto added another in the 26th minute on a feed from Gustav Isaksen In the end, Brøndby was frustrated by Midtjylland’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Midtjylland ended the match with the shutout victory. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 5 of their last 10.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out.

Brøndby is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Christian Cappis and Schwartau each only have 1 goal in their last 5. Aron Sigurðarson has been the most effective weapon for Horsens lately. The midfielder has netted two goals in his last 5 matches.

Nashville SC vs Austin Match Preview


On the 4th of September, Nashville SC hosts Austin in a clash of these two closely matched Major League Soccer teams. In their last match, 5th placed Nashville SC, recorded a 3-0 shutout win against Vancouver Whitecaps. Randall Leal struck first for Nashville SC in the 19th minute on a feed from Aníbal Godoy, then Jack Maher added another in the 23rd minute on a feed from Hany Mukhtar In the end, Vancouver Whitecaps was frustrated by Nashville SC’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Nashville SC ended the match with the shutout victory. Nashville SC is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 2nd placed Austin, recorded a 4-1 win against Los Angeles FC. Diego Fagúndez scored the first goal for Austin in the 32nd minute, then Maximiliano Urruti added another in the 47th minute on a feed from Nick Lima. With 20 points in their last 10 matches Austin should be reasonably happy with their performance.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season. Last season Nashville SC won the head to head battle with 1 win.

Sebastián Driussi has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, hes scored 6 goals for Austin. Nashville SC is glad to have Hany Mukhtar in top form. In the last 5 matches the midfielder has scored 4 goals.

Toronto vs Montreal Impact Match Preview


On Sun Sep 4th, Toronto will host Montreal Impact at Bmo Field in a clash of the Major League Soccer. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 20 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. Toronto sits at 11th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Charlotte. Lorenzo Insigne struck first for Toronto in the 49th minute, then Federico Bernardeschi added another in the 66th minute on a feed from Lorenzo Insigne In the end, Charlotte was frustrated by Toronto’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Toronto ended the match with the shutout victory. Toronto is looking for direction having earned 16 points in their last 10 matches, while montreal Impact sits at 2nd place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Chicago Fire. Kone struck first for Montreal Impact in the 19th minute on a feed from Lassi Lappalainen, then Romell Quioto added another in the 24th minute In the end, Chicago Fire couldn’t muster any offence and Montreal Impact ran away with the shutout win. Montreal Impact should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 20 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, Montreal Impact won by a score of 1 to 0 in front of almost 20000 fans. Lukas MacNaughton scored the first goal for Montreal Impact on an own goal in the 69th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Toronto couldn’t muster any offence and Montreal Impact ran away with the shutout win.

Romell Quioto has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, hes scored 6 goals for Montreal Impact. Toronto has been fortunate! In the last 5 matches, both Federico Bernardeschi and Lorenzo Insigne are on scoring streaks. They have each scored 4 goals for Toronto and look to continue their dominance.

Istra 1961 vs Lokomotiva Zagreb Match Preview


In this week 8 match, on Sun Sep 4th, Istra 1961 will host Lokomotiva Zagreb in a clash of these two evenly matched 1. HNL teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 22 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. Istra 1961 sits at 6th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Gorica. Ante Erceg scored the first goal for Istra 1961 in the 82nd minute, then Ante Erceg added another in the 4th minute of the second half’s stoppage time In the end, Gorica couldn’t muster any offence and Istra 1961 ran away with the shutout win. Istra 1961 is looking for direction having earned 11 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 8th placed Lokomotiva Zagreb, recorded a 0-1 loss against Slaven Koprivnica. Mateo Kocijan struck first for Slaven Koprivnica in the 80th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Lokomotiva Zagreb couldn’t muster any offence and Slaven Koprivnica ran away with the shutout win. Lokomotiva Zagreb looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 2 draws each.

Both Jakov-Anton Vasilj and Sandro Kulenović have been the hottest scorers for Lokomotiva Zagreb in the last five each having scored 2 goals. Both Monsef Bakrar and Ante Erceg have been the hottest scorers for Istra 1961 in the last five each having scored 2 goals each.

Cruzeiro vs Criciúma Match Preview


Week 28 features a match on Sun Sep 4th, where Cruzeiro will host Criciúma in a meeting of these two Serie B teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 26 degrees, which is great football weather. Cruzeiro sits at 1st place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-1 draw against Sampaio Corrêa. Edu struck first for Cruzeiro in the 1st minute on a feed from Bruno Nascimento, then in the 2nd minute of the first half’s stoppage time, Allan sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Paulo Sérgio earning Sampaio Corrêa at least a draw. Cruzeiro should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 20 points in their last 10 matches, while criciúma sits at 9th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Grêmio. Caio Dantas struck first for Criciúma in the 12th minute, then Rafel Bilu added another in the 85th minute on a penalty shot At the end of 90 a dissapointed Grêmio couldn’t manage to score, and Criciúma took the shutout win. Criciúma is looking for direction having 3 win and 2 losses in their last 10 matches.

Criciúma and Cruzeiro last played eachother at the Estádio Heriberto Hülse on the 28th of May. Cruzeiro was victorious by a score of 1 to 0. J. Alves de Brito struck first for Cruzeiro in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time on a feed from Adriano, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed Criciúma couldn’t manage to score, and Cruzeiro took the shutout win.

Criciúma’s top weapon lately has been Hygor, who has two goals in the last 5 matches. Edu has been the most prolific scorer on Cruzeiro in the last 5 matches with two goals.

River Plate vs Barracas Central Match Preview


In this week 17 match on the 4th of September, River Plate will host Barracas Central at Estadio Monumental Antonio Vespucio Liberti in a meeting of these two extremely mismatched Superliga teams in the anticipated Capital Federal derby. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 14 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. In their last match, River Plate recorded a 1-1 draw against Tigre. Solari struck first for River Plate in the 37th minute, but Mateo Retegui got the equalizer for Tigre in the 70th minute earning Tigre at least a draw. With 18 points in their last 10 matches River Plate should be reasonably happy with their performance, while in their last match, Barracas Central recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Colón. Paolo Goltz scored the first goal for Barracas Central on an own goal in the 36th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Colón was frustrated by Barracas Central’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Barracas Central ended the match with the shutout victory. Barracas Central is looking for direction having 4 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season.

Barracas Central’s most prolific scorer has been Cristian Colmán. He has netted two goals over the last 5 matches. Pablo Solari has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, hes scored four goals for River Plate.