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TS Galaxy vs Cape Town City Match Preview


On the 3rd of September, Cape Town City will travel to Kameelrivier to battle TS Galaxy in a clash of these two mismatched Premier League teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 19 degrees, which is great football weather. In their last match, TS Galaxy recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Chippa United. Neither Chippa United nor TS Galaxy could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 6 and 7 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,. TS Galaxy is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 12th placed Cape Town City, recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Kaizer Chiefs. Darwin González Mendoza scored the first goal for Cape Town City in the 5th minute, then Idumba Fasika added another in the 62nd minute on a feed from Khanyisa Mayo In the end, Kaizer Chiefs was frustrated by Cape Town City’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Cape Town City ended the match with the shutout victory. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 3 of their last 10.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season. Last season Cape Town City won the head to head battle with 1 win and 1 draw.

Darwin González Mendoza has been the most prolific scorer on Cape Town City in the last 5 matches with 3 goals. TS Galaxy hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last five matches are Lifa Hlongwane and Ebrahim Seedat, and they each have 1 goal.

Kaizer Chiefs vs AmaZulu Match Preview


September 3rd features a match where Kaizer Chiefs will host AmaZulu in a meeting of these two Premier League teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 24 degrees, a perfect day for football. In their last match, 9th placed Kaizer Chiefs, recorded a 0-2 loss against Cape Town City. Darwin González Mendoza scored the first goal for Cape Town City in the 5th minute, then Idumba Fasika added another in the 62nd minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Kaizer Chiefs couldn’t manage to score, and Cape Town City took the shutout win. Kaizer Chiefs is looking for direction having 2 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches, while 3rd placed AmaZulu is fresh off their 0-1 loss against Golden Arrows. Pule Mmodi struck first for Golden Arrows in the 27th minute on a feed from Ndwandwe, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring At the end of 90 a dissapointed AmaZulu couldn’t manage to score, and Golden Arrows took the shutout win. AmaZulu is looking for direction having 3 win and 1 losses in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 2 draws each.

AmaZulu’s top weapon lately has been Hellings Mhango, who has three goals in the last 5 matches. Kaizer Chiefs is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Mduduzi Shabalala and Keagan Dolly each only have 1 goal in their last five.

Golden Arrows vs Chippa United Match Preview


On Sat Sep 3rd, Golden Arrows will play host to Chippa United in a meeting of these two Premier League teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 19 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. In their last match, Golden Arrows recorded a 1-0 shutout win against AmaZulu. Pule Mmodi struck first for Golden Arrows in the 27th minute on a feed from Velemseni Ndwandwe, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, AmaZulu was frustrated by Golden Arrows’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Golden Arrows ended the match with the shutout victory. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 2 of their last 10, while 13th placed Chippa United is fresh off their 0-0 scoreless draw against TS Galaxy. Neither Chippa United nor TS Galaxy could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 6 and 7 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 1 win apiece.

Chippa United hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are Ronald Pfumbidzai and Diego Appollis, and they each have 1 goal. Golden Arrows is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Ndwandwe and Pule Mmodi each only have 1 goal in their last five.

Jahn Regensburg vs Holstein Kiel Match Preview


Week 7 brings us a match on Sep 3rd, where Jahn Regensburg hosts Holstein Kiel at Continental Arena in a meeting of these two 2. Bundesliga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 17 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. In their last match, 13th placed Jahn Regensburg, recorded a 0-4 loss against Fortuna Düsseldorf. Daniel Ginczek struck first for Fortuna Düsseldorf in the 59th minute, then Dawid Kownacki added another in the 65th minute on a penalty kick In the end, Jahn Regensburg couldn’t muster any offence and Fortuna Düsseldorf ran away with the shutout win. Jahn Regensburg is looking for direction having 2 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches, while 7th placed Holstein Kiel is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Sandhausen. Steven Skrzybski struck first for Holstein Kiel in the 72nd minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Sandhausen couldn’t muster any offence and Holstein Kiel ran away with the shutout win. Holstein Kiel is looking for direction having 3 win and 1 losses in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 1 win apiece.

Holstein Kiel is fortunate enough to have Steven Skrzybski in top form. In the last five matches the attacker has scored 4 goals. Prince-Osei Owusu and Andreas Albers Nielsen are the top scorers for Jahn Regensburg in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.

VfB Oldenburg vs Osnabrück Match Preview


In this week 7 match, on Sat Sep 3rd, Osnabrück will travel to Oldenburg to battle VfB Oldenburg in a meeting of these two evenly matched 3. Liga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 20 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. VfB Oldenburg is fresh off their 1-1 draw against MSV Duisburg. Kamer Krasniqi scored the first goal for VfB Oldenburg in the 46th minute, but Benjamin Girth got the equalizer for MSV Duisburg in the 72nd minute squeezing out at least the one point for MSV Duisburg. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches, while osnabrück sits at 12th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-2 draw against Saarbrücken. Richard Neudecker scored the first goal for Saarbrücken in the 10th minute, then Marc Heider got the equalizer for Osnabrück in the 20th minute on a feed from Ba-Muaka Simakala . Osnabrück looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 2 of their last 10.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season.

Osnabrück is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Felix Higl and Ba-Muaka Simakala each only have 1 goal in their last five. Kebba Badjie and Zietarski are the top scorers for VfB Oldenburg in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats.

Hamburger SV vs Karlsruher SC Match Preview


In this week 7 match on the 3rd of September, Karlsruher SC will travel to Hamburg to battle Hamburger SV in a 2. Bundesliga match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 14 degrees, a perfect day for football. In their last match, Hamburger SV recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Nürnberg. Mario Vušković struck first for Hamburger SV in the 37th minute on a feed from Moritz Heyer, then Robert Glatzel added another in the 2nd minute of the second half’s stoppage time At the end of 90 a dissapointed Nürnberg couldn’t manage to score, and Hamburger SV took the shutout win. Hamburger SV is looking for direction having earned 16 points in their last 10 matches, while karlsruher SC is fresh off their 2-0 shutout win against Hansa Rostock. Philip Heise struck first for Karlsruher SC in the 18th minute on a feed from Tim Breithaupt, then Malik Batmaz added another in the 40th minute In the end, Hansa Rostock was frustrated by Karlsruher SC’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Karlsruher SC ended the match with the shutout victory. Karlsruher SC is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Volksparkstadion, Hamburger SV was victorious by a score of 2 to 2. Philip Heise struck first for Karlsruher SC in the 40th minute, then Philipp Hofmann added another in the 50th minute .

Fabian Schleusener has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, hes scored five goals for Karlsruher SC. Ransford Konigsdorffer has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, hes scored 4 goals for Hamburger SV.

Dynamo Dresden vs Borussia Dortmund II Match Preview


On Saturday Sep 3rd, Borussia Dortmund II will travel to Dresden to battle Dynamo Dresden in a meeting of these two mismatched 3. Liga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 18 degrees, a perfect day for football. Dynamo Dresden sits at 10th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Erzgebirge Aue. Christian Joe Conteh struck first for Dynamo Dresden in the 85th minute on a feed from Jonathan Meier, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed Erzgebirge Aue couldn’t manage to score, and Dynamo Dresden took the shutout win. Dynamo Dresden is looking for direction having 3 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 18th placed Borussia Dortmund II, recorded a 0-2 loss against Freiburg II. Vincent Vermeij scored the first goal for Freiburg II in the 41st minute, then Vincent Vermeij added another in the 61st minute In the end, Borussia Dortmund II was frustrated by Freiburg II’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Freiburg II ended the match with the shutout victory. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season.

Bradley Fink and Njinmah are the top scorers for Borussia Dortmund II in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats. Dynamo Dresden is fortunate enough to have Arslaner Ahmet in top form. In the last five matches the midfielder has scored 4 goals.

Greuther Fürth vs St. Pauli Match Preview


Week 7 brings us a match on Sep 3rd where Greuther Fürth will host St. Pauli at Sportpark Ronhof Thomas Sommer in a clash of these two mismatched 2. Bundesliga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 18 degrees, a perfect day for football. In their last match, 17th placed Greuther Fürth, recorded a 1-2 loss against Hannover 96. Maximilian Beier struck first for Hannover 96 in the 52nd minute on a feed from Enzo Leopold, but Afimico Pululu got the equalizer for Greuther Fürth in the 81st minute. Greuther Fürth looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 7 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, St. Pauli recorded a 2-2 draw against Paderborn. Marvin Pieringer struck first for Paderborn in the 44th minute on a feed from Felix Platte, then in the 84th minute, Luca-Milan Zander sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Etienne Amenyido . St. Pauli is looking for direction having 2 win and 2 losses in their last 10 matches.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season.

St. Pauli’s most prolific scorer has been Jakov Medic. He has netted 3 goals over the last 5 matches. Greuther Fürth’s top weapon lately has been Hrgota, who has 2 goals in the last 5 matches.

Zürich vs Lugano Match Preview


On the 3rd of September, in this week 7 match, Zürich will host Lugano at Stadion Letzigrund in a meeting of these two Super League teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 15 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. In their last match, 10th placed Zürich, recorded a 2-4 loss against Basel. Andi Zeqiri scored the first goal for Basel in the 23rd minute, then Mirlind Kryeziu got the equalizer for Zürich in the 32nd minute on a feed from Ole Selnaes , but luckily for Basel it didn’t end there. They were able to keep scoring to earn the win. Zürich looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 4 of their last 10, while in their last match, 7th placed Lugano, recorded a 2-3 loss against St. Gallen. Žan Celar scored the first goal for Lugano in the 6th minute on a penalty, then Guillemenot got the equalizer for St. Gallen in the 29th minute on a feed from Chadrac Akolo But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback victory in the 47th minute on a goal by Christian Witzig. Lugano looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season. Last season Zürich won the head to head battle with 3 wins.

Lugano is fortunate enough to have Žan Celar in top form. In the last five matches the attacker has scored 4 goals. Zürich is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Donis Avdijaj and Fabian Rohner each having 2 goals in their last five.

Stal Mielec vs Śląsk Wrocław Match Preview


On the 3rd of September, Stal Mielec hosts Śląsk Wrocław at Stadion Mosir in a meeting of these two evenly matched Ekstraklasa teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 21 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. Stal Mielec sits at 9th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-1 loss against Legia Warsaw. Carlitos López struck first for Legia Warsaw in the 74th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Stal Mielec was frustrated by Legia Warsaw’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Legia Warsaw ended the match with the shutout victory. Stal Mielec is looking for direction having 3 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Śląsk Wrocław recorded a 1-4 loss against Raków Częstochowa. Fabian Piasecki struck first for Raków Częstochowa in the 14th minute, then Vladyslav Kochergin added another in the 47th minute on a feed from Bartosz Nowak. Śląsk Wrocław is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season. Last season Śląsk Wrocław won the head to head battle with 1 win and 1 draw.

John Yeboah and Petr Schwarz are the top scorers for Śląsk Wrocław in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats. Maciej Domanski has been the most effective weapon for Stal Mielec lately. The midfielder has netted three goals in his last five matches.