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Salzburg vs Rheindorf Altach Match Preview


Week 22 features a match on Sunday Mar 19th, where Salzburg and Rheindorf Altach will play a match in Wals-Siezenheim in a clash of these two extremely mismatched Tipico Bundesliga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 9 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. In their last match, 1st placed Salzburg, recorded a 2-0 shutout win against LASK Linz. Sekou Koita struck first for Salzburg in the 54th minute on a feed from Oscar Gluh, then Nicolas Seiwald added another in the 72nd minute In the end, LASK Linz couldn’t muster any offence and Salzburg ran away with the shutout win. Salzburg is on a hot streak lately, with only 0 loss in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Rheindorf Altach recorded a 1-2 loss against Ried. Mike-Steven Bähre struck first for Rheindorf Altach in the 7th minute, then Matthias Gragger tied it up for Ried in the 34th minute on a feed from Nutz Finally they completed the comback victory in the 76th minute on a goal by Christoph Monschein to cap off a wild match. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10.

Rheindorf Altach and Salzburg last played eachother at the Cashpoint Arena on Saturday Oct 8th. Salzburg won by a score of 3 to 2. Maximilian Wöber struck first for Salzburg in the 52nd minute on a feed from Roko Šimić, then Alexis Tibidi tied it up for Rheindorf Altach in the 57th minute on a feed from Forson Amankwah , but luckily for Salzburg it didn’t end there. They were able to keep scoring to earn the win. Salzburg is glad to have Sesko in top form. In the last 5 matches the attacker has scored four goals.

Khimki vs Rostov Match Preview


In a weekend match in week 20, on Sun Mar 19th, Khimki will play host to Rostov in a meeting of these two extremely mismatched Premier League teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cold day, and temperatures reaching a maximum of only 0 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. Khimki is fresh off their 2-3 loss against Zenit. Malcom struck first for Zenit in the 19th minute, then Malcom added another in the 55th minute. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 7 of their last 10, while in their last match, 3rd placed Rostov, recorded a 2-1 win against FC Nizhny Novgorod. Andrey Langovich struck first for Rostov in the 55th minute, then Timur Suleimanov tied it up for FC Nizhny Novgorod in the 64th minute. Rostov should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 19 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on Sunday Jul 31st, Rostov was victorious by a score of 1 to 0. Nikolay Komlichenko struck first for Rostov in the 40th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Khimki couldn’t muster any offence and Rostov ran away with the shutout win.

Nikolay Komlichenko and Maksim Osipenko are the top scorers for Rostov in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.. Butta Magomedov has been the most prolific scorer on Khimki in his last five matches with two goals.

CSKA Moscow vs Zenit Match Preview


In this 20th week match, on Sun Mar 19th, CSKA Moscow will play host to Zenit in a Premier League match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cold day, with daytime temperatures of only 0 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. 4th placed CSKA Moscow is fresh off their 4-0 shutout win against Krylya Sovetov. Anton Zabolotnyi scored the first goal for CSKA Moscow in the 24th minute, then Ivan Oblyakov added another in the 26th minute In the end, Krylya Sovetov was frustrated by CSKA Moscow’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. CSKA Moscow ended the match with the shutout victory. CSKA Moscow is looking for direction having 3 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches, while 1st placed Zenit is fresh off their 3-2 win against Khimki. Malcom scored the first goal for Zenit in the 19th minute, then Malcom added another in the 55th minute on a feed from Mateo Cassierra. Zenit looks to continue their winning ways, having won 8 of their last 10.

On the 13th of August, Zenit hosted CSKA Moscow at the Saint Petersburg Stadium in their last match together. Zenit was victorious by a score of 2 to 1. Malcom struck first for Zenit in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, then Fedor Chalov tied it up for CSKA Moscow in the 63rd minute.

Zenit is fortunate enough to have Malcom in top form. In the last 5 matches the attacker has scored 5 goals. CSKA Moscow hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last five matches are Jesús Medina and Milan Gajić, and they each have 1 goal.

Union Saint-Gilloise vs Mechelen Match Preview


In this week 30 match on Mar 19th, Mechelen will travel to Brussels to battle Union Saint-Gilloise in a meeting of these two extremely mismatched Pro League teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 8 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. Union Saint-Gilloise is fresh off their 3-0 shutout win against Union Berlin. Teddy Teuma scored the first goal for Union Saint-Gilloise in the 18th minute, then Jean Thierry Lazare Amani added another in the 63rd minute In the end, Union Berlin couldn’t muster any offence and Union Saint-Gilloise ran away with the shutout win. Union Saint-Gilloise should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 20 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 13th placed Mechelen, recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Sint-Truiden. Geoffry Hairemans scored the first goal for Mechelen in the 84th minute from the penalty spot, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Sint-Truiden was frustrated by Mechelen’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Mechelen ended the match with the shutout victory. Mechelen is looking for direction having 4 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches.

On the 6th of August, Mechelen hosted Union Saint-Gilloise at the Afas-stadion Achter De Kazerne in their last match together. Mechelen won by a score of 3 to 0. Rob Schoofs scored the first goal for Mechelen in the 44th minute, then Jean Thierry Lazare Amani added another on an own goal in the 51st minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Union Saint-Gilloise couldn’t manage to score, and Mechelen took the shutout win.

Mechelen’s top weapon lately has been Geoffry Hairemans, who has 3 goals in the last 5 matches. Union Saint-Gilloise is fortunate enough to have Victor Okoh Boniface in top form. In the last 5 matches the attacker has scored four goals.

FC Nizhny Novgorod vs Torpedo Moskva Match Preview


On the 19th of March, Torpedo Moskva and FC Nizhny Novgorod will play a match in Nizhniy Novgorod in a Premier League match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cold day, and temperatures reaching a maximum of only -5 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. 13th placed FC Nizhny Novgorod is fresh off their 1-2 loss against Rostov. Andrey Langovich struck first for Rostov in the 55th minute on a feed from Maksim Osipenko, then Timur Suleimanov tied it up for FC Nizhny Novgorod in the 64th minute. FC Nizhny Novgorod looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 7 points in their last 10 matches, while torpedo Moskva sits at 16th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-1 loss against Ural. Rai Vloet struck first for Ural in the 65th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else At the end of 90 a dissapointed Torpedo Moskva couldn’t manage to score, and Ural took the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10.

In their last match together, Torpedo Moskva and FC Nizhny Novgorod battled to a 0-0 draw. Torpedo Moskva had 4 on net, and FC Nizhny Novgorod had 17, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,.

Torpedo Moskva is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Ilya Kutepov and Netfullin each only have 1 goal in their last five. Denis Glushakov and Timur Suleimanov are the top scorers for FC Nizhny Novgorod in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.

Krylya Sovetov vs Akhmat Grozny Match Preview


In this week 20 match on Mar 19th, Krylya Sovetov and Akhmat Grozny will play a match in Samara in a clash of these two closely matched Premier League teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cold day, with daytime temperatures of only 0 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. 11th placed Krylya Sovetov is fresh off their 0-4 loss against CSKA Moscow. Anton Zabolotnyi scored the first goal for CSKA Moscow in the 24th minute, then Ivan Oblyakov added another in the 26th minute In the end, Krylya Sovetov couldn’t muster any offence and CSKA Moscow ran away with the shutout win. Krylya Sovetov looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10, while akhmat Grozny is fresh off their 0-1 loss against Locomotiv Moscow. Sergey Pinyaev struck first for Locomotiv Moscow in the 11th minute on a feed from Maksim Glushenkov, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else At the end of 90 a dissapointed Akhmat Grozny couldn’t manage to score, and Locomotiv Moscow took the shutout win. Akhmat Grozny should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 18 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, Krylya Sovetov took the match by a score of 2 to 1. Mohamed Konate scored the first goal for Akhmat Grozny in the 5th minute, then Roman Ezhov tied it up for Krylya Sovetov in the 20th minute But luckily in the 72nd minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by Aleksandr Kovalenko.

Gamid Agalarov and Artem Timofeev are the top scorers for Akhmat Grozny in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats. Krylya Sovetov is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Vladimir Khubulov and Soldatenkov each only have 1 goal in their last five.

Excelsior vs SC Cambuur Match Preview


In a weekend match on Sun Mar 19th, in week 26, SC Cambuur will travel to Rotterdam to battle Excelsior in a Eredivisie match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 7 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. Excelsior sits at 16th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-2 loss against FC Emmen. Ole Romeny struck first for FC Emmen in the 63rd minute on a feed from Mark Diemers, then Ole Romeny added another in the 71st minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Excelsior couldn’t manage to score, and FC Emmen took the shutout win. Excelsior looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 8 of their last 10, while sC Cambuur sits at 18th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-5 loss against PSV. R. Balk struck first for SC Cambuur in the 22nd minute, then Xavi Simons tied it up for PSV in the 25th minute Finally they completed the comback victory in the 54th minute on a goal by Patrick van Aanholt to cap off a wild match. SC Cambuur looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches.

On Sat Aug 6th, SC Cambuur hosted Excelsior at the Cambuurstadion in their last match together. Excelsior was victorious by a score of 2 to 0 in front of almost 10000 dissapointed spectators. Marouan Azarkan struck first for Excelsior in the 10th minute on a feed from Couhaib Driouech, then Baas added another in the 44th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed SC Cambuur couldn’t manage to score, and Excelsior took the shutout win.

SC Cambuur is fortunate enough to have Bjorn Johnsen in top form. In the last 5 matches the attacker has scored four goals.

Mike van Duinen, Marouan Azarkan, Jacky Donkor, Kik Pierie, Adrian Fein, Maxime Awoudja and Vicente Besuijen are unavailable to play for Excelsior, while Sjors Ultee’s squad will be without Ben Rienstra and .

Gent vs AS Eupen Match Preview


In this week 30 match, on Sun Mar 19th, Gent plays host to AS Eupen in a meeting of these two extremely mismatched Pro League teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 8 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. Gent sits at 5th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 6-2 win against Zulte-Waregem. Julien De Sart struck first for Gent in the 37th minute on a feed from Kamil Piątkowski, then Alessio Castro-Montes added another in the 41st minute. Gent should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 17 points in their last 10 matches, while aS Eupen sits at 14th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 4-4 draw against KV Oostende. Thierry Ambrose struck first for KV Oostende in the 13th minute on a penalty, then in the 3rd minute of the first half’s stoppage time, Konan N’Dri sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Djeidi Gassama . They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches.

AS Eupen and Gent last played eachother at the Stadion Am Kehrweg on Oct 9th. Gent was victorious by a score of 4 to 0. Jordan Torunarigha scored the first goal for Gent in the 26th minute on a penalty shot, then Laurent Depoitre added another in the 40th minute In the end, AS Eupen was frustrated by Gent’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Gent ended the match with the shutout victory.

For AS Eupen, their top scorers are Konan N’Dri and Smail Prevljak, each having 2 goals in their last 5 matches. Orban has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, hes scored 7 goals for Gent.

OH Leuven vs Anderlecht Match Preview


In this week 30 match, on Sun Mar 19th, OH Leuven hosts Anderlecht in a clash of these two evenly matched Pro League teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 9 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. In their last match, OH Leuven recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Sporting Charleroi. Moussa Al Tamari struck first for OH Leuven in the 16th minute on a feed from Casper De Norre, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed Sporting Charleroi couldn’t manage to score, and OH Leuven took the shutout win. OH Leuven is looking for direction having 3 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches, while anderlecht sits at 9th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Cercle Brugge. Islam Slimani struck first for Anderlecht in the 9th minute on a feed from Anders Dreyer, then Islam Slimani added another in the 85th minute In the end, Cercle Brugge was frustrated by Anderlecht’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Anderlecht ended the match with the shutout victory. Anderlecht is looking for direction having earned 16 points in their last 10 matches.

On the 4th of September, Anderlecht hosted OH Leuven at the Lotto Park in their last match together. Anderlecht and OH Leuven battled to a 2-2 draw. Jón Dagur Þórsteinsson struck first for OH Leuven in the 19th minute on a feed from Moussa Al Tamari, then Julien Duranville tied it up for Anderlecht in the 71st minute .

Islam Slimani has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, hes scored 5 goals for Anderlecht. OH Leuven’s most prolific scorer has been Jón Dagur Þórsteinsson. The attacker has netted 3 goals over the last five matches.

AGF vs OB Match Preview


On the 19th of March, OB will travel to Århus to battle AGF in a clash of these two closely matched Superliga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 8 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. AGF is fresh off their 2-1 win against Randers. Mikkel Duelund struck first for AGF in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time on a feed from Nicolai Poulsen, then Patrick Mortensen added another in the 53rd minute from the penalty spot. AGF is looking for direction having earned 16 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 8th placed OB, recorded a 2-1 win against AaB. Bashkim Kadrii scored the first goal for OB in the 33rd minute on a penalty shot, then Franco Tongya Heubang added another in the 50th minute on a feed from Alasana Manneh. OB is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on Aug 7th, AGF was victorious by a score of 2 to 1. Patrick Mortensen scored the first goal for AGF in the 9th minute, but R. Østrøm got the equalizer for OB in the 38th minute.

Arbnor Mucolli and Emmanuel Sabbi are the top scorers for OB in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats. AGF’s top weapon lately has been Patrick Mortensen, who has 2 goals in the last five matches.