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ENPPI vs Ismaily Match Preview


Week 33 brings us a match on Aug 27th, where Ismaily will travel to Cairo to battle ENPPI in a clash of the Premier League. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but hot day with daytime temperatures of 33 degrees, which hopefuly doesnt affect the pace of the match. ENPPI is fresh off their 0-1 loss against El Geish. Mohamed Gaber struck first for El Geish in the 16th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, ENPPI was frustrated by El Geish’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. El Geish ended the match with the shutout victory. ENPPI looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches, while ismaily is fresh off their 0-0 scoreless draw against Al Ahly. Al Ahly had 2 on net, and Ismaily had 10, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,. With 18 points in their last 10 matches Ismaily should be reasonably happy with their performance.

On the 26th of April, Ismaily hosted ENPPI in their last match together. ENPPI was victorious by a score of 2 to 0. Okoye Ebuka scored the first goal for ENPPI in the 68th minute, then Emad added another in the 5th minute of the second half’s stoppage time on a feed from Okoye Ebuka In the end, Ismaily was frustrated by ENPPI’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. ENPPI ended the match with the shutout victory.

Ahmed Madbouli and Magdi are the top scorers for Ismaily in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats. ENPPI’s most prolific scorer has been John Okoye Ebuka. He has netted 3 goals over the last 5 matches.

El Geish vs Al Ahly Match Preview


On Aug 27th, El Geish will host Al Ahly at Cairo Military Academy Stadium in a clash of the Premier League in the anticipated Cairo derby. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 25 degrees, which is great football weather. 5th placed El Geish is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Ceramica Cleopatra. struck first for Ceramica Cleopatra in the 63rd minute, then Hatem got the equalizer for El Geish in the 83rd minute on a feed from Mohamed Gaber earning El Geish at least a draw. With 17 points in their last 10 matches El Geish should be reasonably happy with their performance, while 3rd placed Al Ahly is fresh off their 0-0 scoreless draw against Ismaily. Al Ahly had 2 on net, and Ismaily had 10, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,. With 19 points in their last 10 matches Al Ahly should be reasonably happy with their performance.

On Apr 27th, Al Ahly hosted El Geish in their last match together. Al Ahly and El Geish battled to a 0-0 draw. Neither Al Ahly nor El Geish could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 11 and 4 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,.

Al Ahly’s most prolific scorer has been Ahmed Sayed Gharib Ahmed Mohamed. He has netted 2 goals over the last 5 matches. Fares Hatem has been the most prolific scorer on El Geish in his last five matches with two goals.

Central Cordoba SdE vs Lanús Match Preview


In a weekend match in week 16, on Fri Aug 26th, Central Cordoba SdE plays host to Lanús in a clash of these two mismatched Superliga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but hot day with daytime temperatures of 33 degrees, hopefuly the heat doesn’t affect the players too much. In their last match, Central Cordoba SdE recorded a 0-3 loss against River Plate. Solari struck first for River Plate in the 11th minute on a feed from Marcelo Herrera, then Miguel Borja added another in the 15th minute on a feed from Juan Quintero In the end, Central Cordoba SdE couldn’t muster any offence and River Plate ran away with the shutout win. Central Cordoba SdE looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Lanús recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Arsenal de Sarandi. Perez scored the first goal for Lanús in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Arsenal de Sarandi was frustrated by Lanús’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Lanús ended the match with the shutout victory. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 7 of their last 10.

Lanús and Central Cordoba SdE last played eachother at the Estadio Alfredo Terrera on May 9th. Central Cordoba SdE and Lanús battled to a 3-3 draw. Renzo López struck first for Central Cordoba SdE in the 6th minute on a feed from Silvio Martínez, then Nicolás Linares added another in the 15th minute.

Lanús is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Aguirre and José Sand each only have 1 goal in their last 5. Central Cordoba SdE’s top weapon lately has been Silvio Martínez, who has two goals in the last five matches.

Arsenal de Sarandi vs Huracán Match Preview


Week 16 brings us a match on Aug 27th where Arsenal de Sarandi hosts Huracán in a Superliga match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 15 degrees, a perfect day for football. Arsenal de Sarandi is fresh off their 0-1 loss against Lanús. Matias Perez struck first for Lanús in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Arsenal de Sarandi couldn’t muster any offence and Lanús ran away with the shutout win. Arsenal de Sarandi is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 3rd placed Huracán, recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Newell’s Old Boys. Matías Cóccaro Ferreira struck first for Huracán in the 72nd minute on a penalty kick, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed Newell’s Old Boys couldn’t manage to score, and Huracán took the shutout win. Huracán should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 19 points in their last 10 matches.

On the 19th of February, Arsenal de Sarandi hosted Huracán in their last match together. Arsenal de Sarandi was victorious by a score of 2 to 1. Héctor Acevedo struck first for Huracán in the 20th minute, then Sebastián Lomónaco tied it up for Arsenal de Sarandi in the 3rd minute of the first half’s stoppage time But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback victory in the 78th minute on a goal by Alexander Díaz.

Franco Cristaldo has been the most prolific scorer on Huracán in the last 5 matches with 3 goals. Arsenal de Sarandi hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are Alexander Díaz and Marcos Goñi, and they each have 1 goal.

Al Ittifaq vs Al Ta’ee Match Preview


In this week 1 match on Aug 26th, Al Ta’ee and Al Ittifaq will play a match in Dammam in a meeting of these two Pro League teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but hot day with daytime temperatures of 33 degrees, which hopefuly doesnt affect the pace of the match. Al Ittifaq has not played yet this season, and neither has Al Ta’ee.

Al Ittifaq starts the year after ending last season in 12th place, while Al Ta’ee starts the year after ending last season in 6th place.

Gazişehir Gaziantep vs Antalyaspor Match Preview


In this week 4 match, on Friday Aug 26th, Gazişehir Gaziantep plays host to Antalyaspor in a Super Lig match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 24 degrees, a perfect day for football. Gazişehir Gaziantep is fresh off their 2-1 win against Hatayspor. Joao Figueiredo scored the first goal for Gazişehir Gaziantep in the 7th minute, then Ayoub El Kaabi got the equalizer for Hatayspor in the 31st minute on a feed from Saba Lobjanidze. Gazişehir Gaziantep is looking for direction having 2 win and 0 losses in their last 10 matches, while antalyaspor is fresh off their 5-2 win against Trabzonspor. Fernando struck first for Antalyaspor in the 14th minute, then Haji Wright added another in the 40th minute on a penalty shot. Antalyaspor is looking for direction having earned 13 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season. Last season Gazişehir Gaziantep won the head to head battle with 1 win.

Antalyaspor is glad to have Haji Wright in top form. In the last 5 matches the attacker has scored four goals. Gazişehir Gaziantep is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Furkan Soyalp and Recep Niyaz each only have 1 goal in their last five.

UTA Arad vs U Craiova 1948 Match Preview


In a weekend match in week 7, on Fri Aug 26th, U Craiova 1948 and UTA Arad will play a match in Arad in a meeting of these two Liga 1 teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 24 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. In their last match, 12th placed UTA Arad, recorded a 0-1 loss against Rapid Bucuresti. Junior Maranhão struck first for Rapid Bucuresti in the 17th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring At the end of 90 a dissapointed UTA Arad couldn’t manage to score, and Rapid Bucuresti took the shutout win. UTA Arad is looking for direction having earned 11 points in their last 10 matches, while 11th placed U Craiova 1948 is fresh off their 0-1 loss against Petrolul 52. Jair struck first for Petrolul 52 in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, U Craiova 1948 couldn’t muster any offence and Petrolul 52 ran away with the shutout win. U Craiova 1948 is looking for direction having 2 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 1 win, 1 loss and 1 draw apiece.

Compagno has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, the attacker has scored 5 goals for U Craiova 1948. UTA Arad’s top weapon lately has been David Miculescu, who has 2 goals in the last 5 matches.

Gorica vs Istra 1961 Match Preview


Aug 26th features a match where Gorica hosts Istra 1961 in a clash of the 1. HNL. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 23 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. Gorica is fresh off their 1-2 loss against Slaven Koprivnica. Momčilo Raspopović struck first for Gorica in the 4th minute, but Crnac got the equalizer for Slaven Koprivnica in the 79th minute Finally they completed the comback in the 83rd minute on a goal by Marko Žuljević to cap off a wild match. Gorica looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 2 of their last 10, while 10th placed Istra 1961 is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Rijeka. Haris Vučkić struck first for Rijeka in the 4th minute on a feed from Prince Ampem, then Vinko Petković got the equalizer for Istra 1961 in the 26th minute on a feed from F. Cáseres earning Istra 1961 at least a draw. Istra 1961 looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 2 draws each.

Istra 1961’s most prolific scorer has been Monsef Bakrar. The attacker has netted two goals over the last five matches. Gorica’s most prolific scorer has been Anthony Kalik. He has netted two goals over the last 5 matches.

Brusque vs Londrina Match Preview


In this week 26 match on Aug 26th, Brusque and Londrina will play a match in Brusque in a clash of these two extremely mismatched Serie B teams. In their last match, 15th placed Brusque, recorded a 0-1 loss against Chapecoense. Alisson Farias scored the first goal for Chapecoense in the 86th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Brusque was frustrated by Chapecoense’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Chapecoense ended the match with the shutout victory. Brusque is looking for direction having earned 11 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 6th placed Londrina, recorded a 1-1 draw against Bahia. Davó struck first for Bahia in the 18th minute, but Gabriel got the equalizer for Londrina in the 5th minute of the second half’s stoppage time earning them at least the one point. Londrina is looking for direction having 4 win and 2 losses in their last 10 matches.

On the 14th of May, Londrina hosted Brusque at the Estádio Municipal Jacy Scaff in their last match together. Londrina won by a score of 2 to 1. Douglas Coutinho scored the first goal for Londrina in the 32nd minute, then Diego Jardel tied it up for Brusque in the 68th minute.

Londrina hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are Denilson and Douglas Coutinho, and they each have 1 goal. Alex Sandro has been the most effective weapon for Brusque lately. The Brazilian attacker has netted two goals in his last five matches.

Austin vs Los Angeles FC Match Preview


On the 27th of August, Austin will host Los Angeles FC in a meeting of these two Major League Soccer teams. In their last match, 2nd placed Austin, recorded a 1-2 loss against Minnesota United. Emanuel Reynoso scored the first goal for Minnesota United in the 25th minute on a penalty shot, then Sebastián Driussi tied it up for Austin in the 2nd minute of the first half’s stoppage time on a penalty shot. With 20 points in their last 10 matches Austin should be reasonably happy with their performance, while los Angeles FC is fresh off their 1-2 loss against San Jose Earthquakes. B. Kikanovic struck first for San Jose Earthquakes in the 14th minute, then got the equalizer for Los Angeles FC in the 54th minute on a feed from Kellyn Acosta. Los Angeles FC is on a hot streak lately, having won 8 of their last 10.

In their last match on May 19th, Austin took the match by a score of 2 to 1. Ruben Gabrielsen struck first for Austin in the 13th minute on a feed from Jhojan Valencia, then Diego Fagúndez added another in the 80th minute.

For Los Angeles FC, their top scorers are Chicho Arango and , each having 3 goals in their last 5 matches. Sebastián Driussi has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, hes scored 7 goals for Austin.