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Sekhukhune United vs Chippa United Match Preview


March 18th features a match where Sekhukhune United hosts Chippa United in a meeting of these two Premier League teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 25 degrees, which is great football weather. 11th placed Sekhukhune United is fresh off their 0-2 loss against Royal AM. Thabo Matlaba struck first for Royal AM in the 45th minute, then Ruzaigh Gamildien added another in the 80th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Sekhukhune United couldn’t manage to score, and Royal AM took the shutout win. Sekhukhune United is looking for direction having 5 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches, while chippa United sits at 13th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-2 loss against AmaZulu. Sede Junior Dion struck first for AmaZulu in the 60th minute, then Gumede added another in the 81st minute In the end, Chippa United couldn’t muster any offence and AmaZulu ran away with the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 5 of their last 10.

On Oct 18th, Chippa United hosted Sekhukhune United in their last match together. Chippa United was victorious by a score of 1 to 0. Ighodaro scored the first goal for Chippa United in the 27th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Sekhukhune United couldn’t muster any offence and Chippa United ran away with the shutout win.

Chippa United’s most prolific scorer has been Etiosa Godspower Ighodaro. The Nigerian attacker has netted 2 goals over the last 5 matches. Ohizu and Pogiso Mahlangu are the top scorers for Sekhukhune United in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats.

Maritzburg United vs Kaizer Chiefs Match Preview


Mar 18th features a match where Maritzburg United will host Kaizer Chiefs at Harry Gwala Stadium in a meeting of these two extremely mismatched Premier League teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 20 degrees, a perfect day for football. In their last match, Maritzburg United recorded a 1-2 loss against Cape Town City. Bradley Cross struck first for Maritzburg United in the 53rd minute on a feed from Kimvuidi Karim, then Mduduzi Mdantsane tied it up for Cape Town City in the 64th minute But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback victory in the 68th minute on a goal by Khanyisa Mayo. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10, while kaizer Chiefs sits at 4th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Richards Bay. Siyabonga Ngezana struck first for Kaizer Chiefs in the 8th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Richards Bay was frustrated by Kaizer Chiefs’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Kaizer Chiefs ended the match with the shutout victory. Kaizer Chiefs is looking for direction having earned 16 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on Tuesday Aug 9th, Kaizer Chiefs won by a score of 3 to 0. Ashley Du Preez struck first for Kaizer Chiefs in the 4th minute, then Keagan Dolly added another in the 24th minute In the end, Maritzburg United couldn’t muster any offence and Kaizer Chiefs ran away with the shutout win.

Kaizer Chiefs’s top weapon lately has been Sifiso Hlanti, who has two goals in the last five matches. Kwame Peprah and Tumelo Njoti are the top scorers for Maritzburg United in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats.

Orlando Pirates vs SuperSport United Match Preview


On Mar 18th, Orlando Pirates will play host to SuperSport United in a Premier League match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but hot day with daytime temperatures of 28 degrees, which hopefuly doesnt affect the pace of the match. Orlando Pirates is fresh off their 4-1 win against Moroka Swallows. Monnapule Saleng struck first for Orlando Pirates in the 6th minute on a feed from Kabelo Dlamini, then Terrence Dzvukamanja added another in the 47th minute. Orlando Pirates is looking for direction having 5 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 2nd placed SuperSport United, recorded a 2-1 win against Golden Arrows. Zakhele Lepasa struck first for SuperSport United in the 30th minute, then Zakhele Lepasa added another in the 53rd minute. SuperSport United should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 18 points in their last 10 matches.

On the 21st of August, SuperSport United hosted Orlando Pirates in their last match together. SuperSport United and Orlando Pirates battled to a 0-0 draw. SuperSport United had 3 on net, and Orlando Pirates had 10, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,.

SuperSport United is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Bradley Grobler and Zakhele Lepasa each having 2 goals in their last five. Orlando Pirates is glad to have Monnapule Saleng in top form. In the last 5 matches the midfielder has scored five goals.

Greuther Fürth vs Magdeburg Match Preview


Week 25 features a match on Sat Mar 18th, where Greuther Fürth will play host to Magdeburg in a meeting of these two evenly matched 2. Bundesliga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 11 degrees, which is great football weather. Greuther Fürth sits at 13th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-2 loss against St. Pauli. Ragnar Ache struck first for Greuther Fürth in the 6th minute on a feed from Gideon Jung, but Manolis Saliakas got the equalizer for St. Pauli in the 13th minute Finally they completed the comback victory in the 55th minute on a goal by Oladapo Afolayan to cap off a wild match. Greuther Fürth is looking for direction having 4 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 11th placed Magdeburg, recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Paderborn. Neither Magdeburg nor Paderborn could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 13 and 16 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,. Magdeburg is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on Sunday Sep 11th, Magdeburg was victorious by a score of 2 to 1. Cristiano Piccini scored the first goal for Magdeburg in the 38th minute, then Damian Michalski got the equalizer for Greuther Fürth in the 42nd minute on a feed from Marco John.

For Magdeburg, their top scorers are Atik and Moritz-Broni Kwarteng, each having 2 goals in their last 5 matches. Ragnar Ache has been the most prolific scorer on Greuther Fürth in the last 5 matches with three goals.

Erzgebirge Aue vs 1860 München Match Preview


Week 28 brings us a match on Mar 18th, where Erzgebirge Aue hosts 1860 München in a clash of the 3. Liga. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 8 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. In their last match, Erzgebirge Aue recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Zwickau. Nazarov struck first for Erzgebirge Aue in the 62nd minute on a feed from Omar-Šarif Sijarić, then Borys Tashchy added another in the 5th minute of the second half’s stoppage time on a feed from Borys Tashchy In the end, Zwickau was frustrated by Erzgebirge Aue’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Erzgebirge Aue ended the match with the shutout victory. Erzgebirge Aue is on a hot streak lately, with 7 wins in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 9th placed 1860 München, recorded a 1-1 draw against Elversberg. Nico Antonitsch struck first for Elversberg in the 18th minute on a feed from Jannik Rochelt, then Joseph Boyamba tied it up for 1860 München in the 34th minute on a feed from Albion Vrenezi earning 1860 München a comeback draw. 1860 München looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 5 of their last 10.

In their last match on the 16th of September, 1860 München won by a score of 3 to 1. Fynn-Luca Lakenmacher struck first for 1860 München in the 11th minute on a feed from Albion Vrenezi, then Fynn-Luca Lakenmacher added another in the 77th minute on a feed from Yannick Deichmann.

Joseph Boyamba has been the most prolific scorer on 1860 München in his last 5 matches with two goals. Erzgebirge Aue is glad to have Nazarov in top form. In the last five matches the attacker has scored 4 goals.

Osnabrück vs Freiburg II Match Preview


Mar 18th features a match where Osnabrück will play host to Freiburg II in a clash of the 3. Liga. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 11 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. In their last match, 5th placed Osnabrück, recorded a 1-1 draw against Rot-Weiss Essen. Timo Beermann scored the first goal for Osnabrück in the 32nd minute, but Lawrence Ennali got the equalizer for Rot-Weiss Essen in the 65th minute earning them at least the one point. Osnabrück is on a hot streak lately, with 8 wins in their last 10 matches, while 2nd placed Freiburg II is fresh off their 4-2 win against Wehen Wiesbaden. Kehl struck first for Freiburg II in the 55th minute, then Julian Stark added another in the 70th minute on a feed from Vincent Vermeij. Freiburg II is on a hot streak lately, with only 1 loss in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, Freiburg II and Osnabrück battled to a 1-1 draw. Vincent Vermeij struck first for Freiburg II in the 81st minute, but Marc Heider got the equalizer for Osnabrück in the 82nd minute squeezing out at least the one point for Osnabrück.

For Freiburg II, their top scorers are Jonathan Schmid and Gutta, each having 2 goals in their last five matches. Ba-Muaka Simakala has been the most effective weapon for Osnabrück lately. The German attacker has netted 3 goals in his last five matches.

Hamburger SV vs Holstein Kiel Match Preview


In a weekend match on Sat Mar 18th, in week 25, Holstein Kiel will travel to Hamburg to battle Hamburger SV in a meeting of these two mismatched 2. Bundesliga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 11 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. Hamburger SV is fresh off their 2-4 loss against Karlsruher SC. Paul Nebel struck first for Karlsruher SC in the 10th minute, then Leon Jensen added another in the 17th minute on a feed from Mikkel Kaufmann. With 20 points in their last 10 matches Hamburger SV should be reasonably happy with their performance, while in their last match, Holstein Kiel recorded a 1-2 loss against Jahn Regensburg. Caliskaner scored the first goal for Jahn Regensburg in the 45th minute, then in the 4th minute of the first half’s stoppage time, Philipp Sander sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Steven Skrzybski. Holstein Kiel is looking for direction having 3 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

On Sep 9th, Holstein Kiel hosted Hamburger SV at the Holstein-stadion in their last match together. Hamburger SV was victorious by a score of 3 to 2. Robert Glatzel struck first for Hamburger SV in the 39th minute on a feed from Jean-Luc Dompe, then Moritz Heyer added another in the 69th minute on a feed from László Bénes.

Holstein Kiel’s most prolific scorer has been Fabian Reese. The German attacker has netted two goals over the last 5 matches. Robert Glatzel has been the most prolific scorer on Hamburger SV in the last five matches with 3 goals.

Darmstadt 98 vs Kaiserslautern Match Preview


On Sat Mar 18th, Kaiserslautern and Darmstadt 98 will play a match in Darmstadt in a clash of these two closely matched 2. Bundesliga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 10 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. Darmstadt 98 is fresh off their 1-3 loss against Arminia Bielefeld. Honsak struck first for Darmstadt 98 in the 54th minute, then Manuel Prietl tied it up for Arminia Bielefeld in the 72nd minute on a feed from Fabian Klos But luckily in the 91st minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by Benjamin Kanuric. With 20 points in their last 10 matches Darmstadt 98 should be reasonably happy with their performance, while kaiserslautern is fresh off their 2-2 draw against Sandhausen. Ahmed Kutucu scored the first goal for Sandhausen in the 8th minute, then Boris Tomiak tied it up for Kaiserslautern in the 35th minute . With 19 points in their last 10 matches Kaiserslautern should be reasonably happy with their performance.

In their last match together, in Fritz-walter-stadion, Kaiserslautern and Darmstadt 98 battled to a 3-3 draw. Kempe scored the first goal for Darmstadt 98 in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time on a penalty kick, then Phillip Tietz added another in the 49th minute on a feed from Braydon Manu .

Kaiserslautern’s most prolific scorer has been Kevin Kraus. The German defender has netted two goals over the last 5 matches. Both Phillip Tietz and Honsak have been the hottest scorers for Darmstadt 98 in the last 5 each having scored 2 goals each.

Sion vs Grasshopper Match Preview


In a weekend match in week 25, on Sat Mar 18th, Sion and Grasshopper will play a match in Sion in a Super League match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 8 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. In their last match, 9th placed Sion, recorded a 0-4 loss against Young Boys. Meschack Elia struck first for Young Boys in the 2nd minute on a feed from Christian Fassnacht, then Meschack Elia added another in the 38th minute on a feed from Cédric Itten In the end, Sion couldn’t muster any offence and Young Boys ran away with the shutout win. Sion looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10, while in their last match, 7th placed Grasshopper, recorded a 2-1 win against Winterthur. Renat Dadaşov struck first for Grasshopper in the 41st minute, then Francisco Jose Rodriguez got the equalizer for Winterthur in the 47th minute on a feed from Matteo Di Giusto. Grasshopper is looking for direction having 3 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, Grasshopper and Sion battled to a 4-4 draw. Tsiy William Ndenge struck first for Grasshopper in the 5th minute, then Guilherme Schettine added another in the 8th minute.

Grasshopper is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Guilherme Schettine and Renat Dadaşov each having 2 goals in their last 5. Giovanni Sio has been the most prolific scorer on Sion in the last five matches with 2 goals.

Zürich vs Luzern Match Preview


In this 25th week match, on Sat Mar 18th, Luzern and Zürich will play a match in Zürich in a meeting of these two Super League teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 11 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. 8th placed Zürich is fresh off their 0-2 loss against Lugano. Ignacio Aliseda struck first for Lugano in the 22nd minute on a feed from Jonathan Sabbatini, then Jonathan Sabbatini added another in the 2nd minute of the first half’s stoppage time In the end, Zürich was frustrated by Lugano’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Lugano ended the match with the shutout victory. Zürich is looking for direction having 4 win and 2 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Luzern recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Servette. Max Meyer struck first for Luzern in the 51st minute from the penalty spot, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else At the end of 90 a dissapointed Servette couldn’t manage to score, and Luzern took the shutout win. Luzern is looking for direction having 3 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

Luzern and Zürich last played eachother at the Swissporarena on the 21st of January. Luzern and Zürich battled to a 2-2 draw. Max Meyer scored the first goal for Luzern in the 62nd minute from the penalty spot, then Sofiane Chader added another in the 83rd minute .

Martin Frýdek has been the most effective weapon for Luzern lately. The Czech midfielder has netted 2 goals in his last five matches. Tosin Aiyegun has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, hes scored four goals for Zürich.