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Sarmiento vs Godoy Cruz Match Preview


In this week 14 match, on Tuesday Aug 16th, Sarmiento hosts Godoy Cruz in a clash of these two extremely mismatched Superliga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 17 degrees, a perfect day for football. In their last match, 15th placed Sarmiento, recorded a 1-4 loss against Huracán. Franco Cristaldo struck first for Huracán in the 5th minute, but Jonathan Torres got the equalizer for Sarmiento in the 27th minute. Sarmiento is looking for direction having 4 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches, while 4th placed Godoy Cruz is fresh off their 2-0 shutout win against Aldosivi. Ederson Rodríguez Lima scored the first goal for Godoy Cruz in the 14th minute, then Tadeo Allende added another in the 86th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Aldosivi couldn’t manage to score, and Godoy Cruz took the shutout win. With 18 points in their last 10 matches Godoy Cruz should be reasonably happy with their performance.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 1 draw each.

E. Larrosa MArtínez and Pier Barrios are the top scorers for Godoy Cruz in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats. Lisandro López has been the most prolific scorer on Sarmiento in the last five matches with 3 goals.

Central Cordoba SdE vs Colón Match Preview


In this week 14 match on Aug 16th, Central Cordoba SdE hosts Colón in a meeting of these two closely matched Superliga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 24 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. In their last match, Central Cordoba SdE recorded a 0-1 loss against Atlético Tucumán. Renzo Tesuri struck first for Atlético Tucumán in the 54th minute on a feed from Gabriel Adolfo Risso Patron, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Central Cordoba SdE was frustrated by Atlético Tucumán’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Atlético Tucumán ended the match with the shutout victory. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10, while colón sits at 18th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-1 draw against Arsenal de Sarandi. Tomas Sandoval scored the first goal for Colón in the 37th minute, then Ignacio Gariglio tied it up for Arsenal de Sarandi in the 53rd minute on a feed from Damián Pérez earning them at least the one point. Colón looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 4 of their last 10.

In their last match together, in Estadio Alfredo Terrera, Colón took the match by a score of 2 to 0. Luis Miguel Rodríguez struck first for Colón in the 71st minute, then Facundo Tomas Garces added another in the 76th minute In the end, Central Cordoba SdE was frustrated by Colón’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Colón ended the match with the shutout victory.

Ramón Ábila has been the most prolific scorer on Colón in the last five matches with two goals. Renzo López has been the most effective weapon for Central Cordoba SdE lately. The attacker has netted 2 goals in his last five matches.

San Lorenzo vs Platense Match Preview


On Tuesday Aug 16th, San Lorenzo plays host to Platense in a meeting of these two Superliga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 16 degrees, which is great football weather. In their last match, 12th placed San Lorenzo, recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Estudiantes. Neither San Lorenzo nor Estudiantes could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 18 and 8 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,. San Lorenzo is looking for direction having earned 15 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Platense recorded a 3-1 win against Banfield. Pablo Maximiliano Cuadra struck first for Banfield in the 2nd minute on a feed from Alejandro Cabrera, then Mauro Zárate tied it up for Platense in the 57th minute Finally they completed the comback in the 66th minute on a goal by Jorge Benitez to cap off a wild match. Platense is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on Apr 16th, San Lorenzo and Platense battled to a 2-2 draw. Yeison Gordillo scored the first goal for San Lorenzo in the 7th minute, then Adam Bareiro added another in the 42nd minute on a feed from Néstor Ortigoza.

Platense is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Mauro Bogado and Vicente Taborda each only have 1 goal in their last five. San Lorenzo is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Adam Bareiro and Nahuel Barrios each having 2 goals in their last 5.

Mamelodi Sundowns vs AmaZulu Match Preview


On Aug 16th, Mamelodi Sundowns will host AmaZulu in a meeting of these two closely matched Premier League teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 19 degrees, a perfect day for football. In their last match, 8th placed Mamelodi Sundowns, recorded a 0-1 loss against TS Galaxy. Lifa Hlongwane scored the first goal for TS Galaxy in the 34th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Mamelodi Sundowns was frustrated by TS Galaxy’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. TS Galaxy ended the match with the shutout victory. Mamelodi Sundowns is looking for direction having earned 11 points in their last 10 matches, while amaZulu sits at 3rd place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-1 win against SuperSport United. Thapelo Maseko scored the first goal for SuperSport United in the 56th minute, then Hellings Mhango tied it up for AmaZulu in the 65th minute Finally they completed the comback victory in the 78th minute on a goal by Ntuli to cap off a wild match. AmaZulu is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 1 win apiece.

Sphesihle Maduna and Bongi Ntuli are the top scorers for AmaZulu in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats. Maphosa Modiba has been the most prolific scorer on Mamelodi Sundowns in the last 5 matches with 2 goals.

Cape Town City vs Maritzburg United Match Preview


August 16th features a match where Cape Town City and Maritzburg United will play a match in Cape Town in a meeting of these two Premier League teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but hot day with daytime temperatures of 30 degrees, hopefuly the heat doesn’t affect the players too much. In their last match, Cape Town City recorded a 2-3 loss against Moroka Swallows. Waseem Isaacs struck first for Moroka Swallows in the 16th minute on a feed from Pentjie Zulu, then Tshediso Patjie added another in the 23rd minute. Cape Town City looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches, while maritzburg United sits at 12th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Moroka Swallows. Neither Maritzburg United nor Moroka Swallows could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 6 and 7 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out. Last season Cape Town City won the head to head battle with 2 wins.

Clayton Daniels and Friday Samy are the top scorers for Maritzburg United in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats. Cape Town City’s most prolific scorer has been Darwin González Mendoza. The midfielder has netted two goals over the last 5 matches.

Bristol City vs Luton Town Match Preview


August 16th features a match where Bristol City will host Luton Town at Ashton Gate Stadium in a clash of the Championship. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 21 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. Bristol City sits at 23rd place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-3 loss against Sunderland. Ellis Simms scored the first goal for Sunderland in the 4th minute, then Andreas Weimann tied it up for Bristol City in the 10th minute on a feed from Zak Vyner , but luckily for Sunderland it didn’t end there. They were able to keep scoring to earn themselves the victory. Bristol City looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches, while luton Town sits at 15th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-1 draw against Burnley. Daniel Potts scored the first goal for Luton Town in the 5th minute, then Josh Brownhill tied it up for Burnley in the 50th minute earning Burnley a comeback draw. Luton Town looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 0 of their last 10.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season. Last season Luton Town won the head to head battle with 1 win and 1 draw.

Luton Town’s most prolific scorer has been Daniel Potts. He has netted two goals over the last 5 matches. Both Chris Martin and Andreas Weimann have been the hottest scorers for Bristol City in the last five each having scored 3 goals.

Swansea City vs Millwall Match Preview


August 16th features a match where Swansea City plays host to Millwall in a meeting of these two Championship teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 20 degrees, a perfect day for football. Swansea City sits at 22nd place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-3 loss against Blackburn Rovers. Sammie Szmodics struck first for Blackburn Rovers in the 39th minute, then Ben Brereton added another in the 57th minute on a feed from Ryan Hedges At the end of 90 a dissapointed Swansea City couldn’t manage to score, and Blackburn Rovers took the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Millwall recorded a 0-2 loss against Sheffield United. Iliman Ndiaye struck first for Sheffield United in the 7th minute, then Sander Berge added another in the 22nd minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Millwall couldn’t manage to score, and Sheffield United took the shutout win. Millwall is looking for direction having earned 11 points in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season. Last season Swansea City won the head to head battle with 1 win and 1 draw.

Charlie Cresswell has been the most prolific scorer on Millwall in his last 5 matches with 2 goals. Joel Piroe has been the most prolific scorer on Swansea City in the last 5 matches with two goals.

Charlton Athletic vs Plymouth Argyle Match Preview


In this week 4 match on the 16th of August, Charlton Athletic plays host to Plymouth Argyle in a meeting of these two League One teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 24 degrees, which is great football weather. Charlton Athletic sits at 6th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Derby County. Corey Taylor struck first for Charlton Athletic in the 62nd minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed Derby County couldn’t manage to score, and Charlton Athletic took the shutout win. Charlton Athletic is looking for direction having 1 win and 0 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Plymouth Argyle recorded a 1-2 loss against Fleetwood Town. Ryan Hardie struck first for Plymouth Argyle in the 23rd minute on a penalty kick, then in the 28th minute, Shaun Rooney sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Daniel Batty But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback in the 88th minute on a goal by Joe Garner. Plymouth Argyle is looking for direction having 1 win and 1 losses in their last 10 matches.

On the 7th of November, Charlton Athletic hosted Plymouth Argyle at the The Valley in their last match together. Plymouth Argyle took the match by a score of 1 to 0. Luke Jephcott struck first for Plymouth Argyle in the 60th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Charlton Athletic couldn’t muster any offence and Plymouth Argyle ran away with the shutout win.

Plymouth Argyle’s top weapon lately has been Finn Azaz, who has three goals in the last five matches. Charlton Athletic hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are Harry Darling and Miles Leaburn, and they each have 1 goal.

Forest Green Rovers vs Accrington Stanley Match Preview


In a mid week match on Tue Aug 16th, in week 4, Forest Green Rovers hosts Accrington Stanley at The New Lawn in a League One match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 19 degrees, which is great football weather. Forest Green Rovers sits at 10th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-2 loss against Ipswich Town. Marcus Harness struck first for Ipswich Town in the 37th minute, then Sam Morsy added another in the 4th minute of the first half’s stoppage time on a feed from Wes Burns. Forest Green Rovers is looking for direction having 1 win and 1 losses in their last 10 matches, while 5th placed Accrington Stanley is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Shrewsbury Town. Tommy Leigh scored the first goal for Accrington Stanley in the 77th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Shrewsbury Town was frustrated by Accrington Stanley’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Accrington Stanley ended the match with the shutout victory. Accrington Stanley is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season.

Accrington Stanley is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Korede Adedoyin and Sean McConville each having 2 goals in their last five. Josh March has been the most prolific scorer on Forest Green Rovers in the last five matches with three goals.

Milton Keynes Dons vs Port Vale Match Preview


In this week 4 match on Aug 16th, Milton Keynes Dons plays host to Port Vale in a meeting of these two League One teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 18 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. Milton Keynes Dons is fresh off their 0-1 loss against Sheffield Wednesday. Josh Windass scored the first goal for Sheffield Wednesday in the 22nd minute on a penalty kick, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Milton Keynes Dons was frustrated by Sheffield Wednesday’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Sheffield Wednesday ended the match with the shutout victory. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 17th placed Port Vale, recorded a 0-4 loss against Exeter City. Kite struck first for Exeter City in the 24th minute, then Jevani Brown added another in the 38th minute on a penalty kick In the end, Port Vale couldn’t muster any offence and Exeter City ran away with the shutout win. Port Vale is looking for direction having 1 win and 1 losses in their last 10 matches.

On the 9th of November, Milton Keynes Dons hosted Port Vale at the Stadium Mk in their last match together. Port Vale won by a score of 1 to 0 in front of an empty stadium. David Worrall scored the first goal for Port Vale in the 20th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed Milton Keynes Dons couldn’t manage to score, and Port Vale took the shutout win.

Jamie Proctor has been the most prolific scorer on Port Vale in the last five matches with 2 goals. Milton Keynes Dons is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Troy Parrott and Tai Fleming each only have 1 goal in their last 5.