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Bolton Wanderers vs Morecambe Match Preview


In this week 4 match, on Tue Aug 16th, Bolton Wanderers will play host to Morecambe in a meeting of these two extremely mismatched League One teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 14 degrees, which is great football weather. In their last match, Bolton Wanderers recorded a 3-0 shutout win against Wycombe Wanderers. Kyle Dempsey struck first for Bolton Wanderers in the 15th minute on a feed from Conor Bradley, then Aaron Morley added another in the 41st minute on a feed from Oladapo Afolayan At the end of 90 a dissapointed Wycombe Wanderers couldn’t manage to score, and Bolton Wanderers took the shutout win. Bolton Wanderers is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches, while morecambe is fresh off their 0-3 loss against Peterborough United. Joe Ward struck first for Peterborough United in the 9th minute on a feed from Ben Thompson, then Ben Thompson added another in the 43rd minute In the end, Morecambe couldn’t muster any offence and Peterborough United ran away with the shutout win. Morecambe looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 2 draws apiece. For Bolton Wanderers, their top scorers are Aaron Morley and Kyle Dempsey, each having 2 goals in their last five matches.

Portsmouth vs Cambridge United Match Preview


In this week 4 match on the 16th of August, Portsmouth and Cambridge United will play a match in Portsmouth in a clash of these two closely matched League One teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 21 degrees, which is great football weather. Portsmouth sits at 18th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Lincoln City. Portsmouth had 4 on net, and Lincoln City had 1, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 0 of their last 10, while in their last match, Cambridge United recorded a 0-1 loss against Oxford United. Tyler Goodrham scored the first goal for Oxford United in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring At the end of 90 a dissapointed Cambridge United couldn’t manage to score, and Oxford United took the shutout win. Cambridge United is looking for direction having 1 win and 1 losses in their last 10 matches.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season. Last season Cambridge United won the head to head battle with 1 win and 1 draw.

Sam Smith has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, hes scored 4 goals for Cambridge United. For Portsmouth, their top scorers are Joe Pigott and Connor Ogilvie, each having 2 goals in their last five matches.

Hvidovre vs Fremad Amager Match Preview


Week 5 features a match on Tue Aug 16th, where Hvidovre will host Fremad Amager at Pro Ventilation Arena in a meeting of these two evenly matched First Division teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 24 degrees, which is great football weather. In their last match, Hvidovre recorded a 3-1 win against Hillerød. Andreas Andersen scored the first goal for Hvidovre in the 11th minute, then Christian Jakobsen added another in the 25th minute. Hvidovre is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches, while 6th placed Fremad Amager is fresh off their 0-0 scoreless draw against Næstved. Neither Fremad Amager nor Næstved could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 9 and 17 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,. Fremad Amager looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season. Last season Hvidovre won the head to head battle with 2 wins.

Fremad Amager hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are Michael Lumb and Jakob Johansson, and they each have 1 goal. For Hvidovre, their top scorers are Marcus Lindberg and Christian Jakobsen, each having 2 goals in their last 5 matches.

HB Køge vs Nykøbing Match Preview


On the 16th of August, HB Køge will host Nykøbing in a meeting of these two First Division teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 23 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. HB Køge is fresh off their 2-0 shutout win against Hillerød. Effiong Nsungusi struck first for HB Køge in the 7th minute, then Nemanja Cavnić added another in the 50th minute on a feed from Jubril Adedeji In the end, Hillerød couldn’t muster any offence and HB Køge ran away with the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches, while nykøbing is fresh off their 0-2 loss against Vejle. Dimitrios Emmanouilidis struck first for Vejle in the 38th minute, then Dimitrios Emmanouilidis added another in the 82nd minute on a feed from Kristian Kirkegaard At the end of 90 a dissapointed Nykøbing couldn’t manage to score, and Vejle took the shutout win. Nykøbing looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 1 win each.

Jakobsen and Mathias Gehrt are the top scorers for Nykøbing in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.. Joachim Juhl Rothmann has been the most prolific scorer on HB Køge in his last five matches with 3 goals.

Norwich City vs Huddersfield Town Match Preview


Week 4 brings us a match on Aug 16th, where Norwich City hosts Huddersfield Town in a clash of these two closely matched Championship teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 18 degrees, a perfect day for football. Norwich City sits at 21st place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-1 draw against Wigan Athletic. James McClean struck first for Wigan Athletic in the 29th minute on a feed from Will Keane, but Max Aarons got the equalizer for Norwich City in the 61st minute earning Norwich City a comeback draw. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches, while huddersfield Town is fresh off their 1-2 loss against Birmingham City. Scott Hogan scored the first goal for Birmingham City in the 5th minute, then Przemyslaw Płacheta added another in the 45th minute. Huddersfield Town looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 2 of their last 10.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season.

Daniel Ward has been the most prolific scorer on Huddersfield Town in his last five matches with two goals. Jordan Hugill has been the most prolific scorer on Norwich City in his last 5 matches with 2 goals.

Burnley vs Hull City Match Preview


In this 4th week match, on Tuesday Aug 16th, Burnley hosts Hull City at Turf Moor in a Championship match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 13 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. In their last match, Burnley recorded a 0-1 loss against Watford. Tom Cleverley struck first for Watford in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed Burnley couldn’t manage to score, and Watford took the shutout win. Burnley is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches, while hull City sits at 5th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Preston North End. Neither Preston North End nor Hull City could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 20 and 7 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,. Hull City is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season.

Tyler Smith and R Williams are the top scorers for Hull City in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats. B. Thomas and Samuel Bastien are the top scorers for Burnley in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats.

Birmingham City vs Watford Match Preview


Week 4 brings us a match on Aug 16th where Watford and Birmingham City will play a match in Birmingham in a clash of these two closely matched Championship teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 17 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. Birmingham City is fresh off their 2-1 win against Huddersfield Town. Scott Hogan struck first for Birmingham City in the 5th minute, then Przemyslaw Płacheta added another in the 45th minute. Birmingham City is looking for direction having 1 win and 0 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 1st placed Watford, recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Burnley. Tom Cleverley scored the first goal for Watford in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed Burnley couldn’t manage to score, and Watford took the shutout win. Watford is looking for direction having 1 win and 0 losses in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out.

Ismaila Sarr has been the most prolific scorer on Watford in his last 5 matches with 3 goals. Birmingham City’s top weapon lately has been Przemyslaw Płacheta, who has 2 goals in the last 5 matches.

SønderjyskE vs FC Helsingør Match Preview


In this 5th week match, on Tuesday Aug 16th, SønderjyskE will host FC Helsingør at Sydbank Park in a clash of the First Division. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 22 degrees, which is great football weather. 1st placed SønderjyskE is fresh off their 3-0 shutout win against Hobro. Rasmus Wikström scored the first goal for SønderjyskE in the 6th minute, then Emil Berggreen added another in the 39th minute In the end, Hobro was frustrated by SønderjyskE’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. SønderjyskE ended the match with the shutout victory. With 18 points in their last 10 matches SønderjyskE should be reasonably happy with their performance, while 9th placed FC Helsingør is fresh off their 3-2 win against Fredericia. Oliver Kjaergaard struck first for FC Helsingør in the 36th minute, then Oliver Klitten added another in the 39th minute. FC Helsingør looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season.

FC Helsingør is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Nikolaj Geertsen and each only have 1 goal in their last five. Emil Berggreen has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, hes scored 4 goals for SønderjyskE.

Vendsyssel vs Hobro Match Preview


In this week 5 match on Aug 16th, Vendsyssel will play host to Hobro in a clash of these two closely matched First Division teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 19 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. 5th placed Vendsyssel is fresh off their 1-2 loss against Fremad Amager. Christoffer Boateng struck first for Fremad Amager in the 7th minute, then Lasse Steffensen tied it up for Vendsyssel in the 14th minute on a feed from Panagiotis Armenakas. Vendsyssel is looking for direction having earned 13 points in their last 10 matches, while 8th placed Hobro is fresh off their 0-3 loss against SønderjyskE. Rasmus Wikström struck first for SønderjyskE in the 6th minute, then Emil Berggreen added another in the 39th minute on a feed from Jose Gallegos In the end, Hobro was frustrated by SønderjyskE’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. SønderjyskE ended the match with the shutout victory. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out. Last season Hobro won the head to head battle with 3 wins.

Hobro hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are Louicius Don Deedson and Frederik Mortensen, and they each have 1 goal. Lasse Steffensen has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, hes scored 6 goals for Vendsyssel.

HIFK vs SJK Match Preview


In this week 18 match on the 15th of August, HIFK will host SJK in a meeting of these two Veikkausliiga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 21 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. HIFK sits at 12th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Lahti. Neither Lahti nor HIFK could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 15 and 14 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 7 of their last 10, while 7th placed SJK is fresh off their 0-1 loss against Inter Turku. Paananen struck first for Inter Turku in the 34th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, SJK was frustrated by Inter Turku’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Inter Turku ended the match with the shutout victory. SJK is looking for direction having 4 win and 2 losses in their last 10 matches.

HIFK and SJK last played eachother at the Omasp Stadion on Sat Apr 2nd. SJK was victorious by a score of 2 to 1. Pipe Sáez struck first for HIFK in the 75th minute on a penalty kick, but Denys Oliynyk got the equalizer for SJK in the 86th minute on a penalty kick But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback victory in the 91st minute on a goal by Rafał Wolsztyński.

Tuomas Kaukua has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, the midfielder has scored four goals for SJK. Sergei Eremenko and Eero Markkanen are the top scorers for HIFK in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.