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Sion vs Grasshopper Match Preview


In this week 5 match on Aug 13th, Sion will play host to Grasshopper in a Super League match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 23 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. In their last match, Sion recorded a 3-0 shutout win against Zürich. Itaitinga scored the first goal for Sion in the 57th minute, then Itaitinga added another in the 64th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Zürich couldn’t manage to score, and Sion took the shutout win. Sion is looking for direction having 2 win and 1 losses in their last 10 matches, while grasshopper is fresh off their 3-2 win against St. Gallen. Latte Lath struck first for St. Gallen in the 5th minute on a feed from Daouda Guindo, then Fabian Schubert added another in the 12th minute Finally they completed the comback in the 69th minute on a goal by Tsiy William Ndenge to cap off a wild match. Grasshopper is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 2 wins apiece.

Both Hayao Kawabe and Tsiy William Ndenge have been the hottest scorers for Grasshopper in the last 5 each having scored 2 goals. Itaitinga has been the most effective weapon for Sion lately. The Brazilian attacker has netted two goals in his last five matches.

St. Gallen vs Luzern Match Preview


On Sat Aug 13th, in week 5, St. Gallen hosts Luzern at Kybunpark in a meeting of these two Super League teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 15 degrees, which is great football weather. St. Gallen is fresh off their 2-3 loss against Grasshopper. Latte Lath struck first for St. Gallen in the 5th minute on a feed from Daouda Guindo, then Fabian Schubert added another in the 12th minute But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback in the 69th minute on a goal by Tsiy William Ndenge. St. Gallen is looking for direction having 2 win and 2 losses in their last 10 matches, while luzern is fresh off their 2-1 win against Lugano. Pius Dorn struck first for Luzern in the 32nd minute on a feed from Nicky Medja Beloko, then Reto Ziegler tied it up for Lugano in the 75th minute. Luzern is looking for direction having 1 win and 0 losses in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out. Last season Luzern won the head to head battle with 2 wins and 1 draw.

Luzern is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Filip Ugrinic and Samuele Campo each only have 1 goal in their last five. St. Gallen’s top weapon lately has been Fabian Schubert, who has 3 goals in the last five matches.

Górnik Zabrze vs Stal Mielec Match Preview


Week 5 features a match on Sat Aug 13th, where Stal Mielec will travel to Zabrze to battle Górnik Zabrze in a meeting of these two closely matched Ekstraklasa teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but hot day with daytime temperatures of 28 degrees, which hopefuly doesnt affect the pace of the match. Górnik Zabrze sits at 7th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Raków Częstochowa. Aleksander Paluszek struck first for Górnik Zabrze in the 45th minute on a feed from Erik Janza, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Raków Częstochowa was frustrated by Górnik Zabrze’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Górnik Zabrze ended the match with the shutout victory. Górnik Zabrze is looking for direction having earned 13 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Stal Mielec recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Cracovia Kraków. Pestka scored the first goal for Stal Mielec on an own goal in the 43rd minute, then Domanski added another in the 59th minute on a penalty In the end, Cracovia Kraków was frustrated by Stal Mielec’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Stal Mielec ended the match with the shutout victory. Stal Mielec is looking for direction having 2 win and 1 losses in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out. Last season Górnik Zabrze won the head to head battle with 2 wins.

Stal Mielec is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Piotr Wlazło and Maciej Domanski each having 2 goals in their last five. Górnik Zabrze’s top weapon lately has been Szymon Włodarczyk, who has two goals in the last five matches.

Tijuana vs Puebla Match Preview


Week 8 brings us a match on Aug 13th where Tijuana and Puebla will play a match in Tijuana in a meeting of these two evenly matched Liga MX teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but hot day with daytime temperatures of 31 degrees, which hopefuly doesnt affect the pace of the match. Tijuana sits at 8th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-3 loss against Toluca. Lopez Rodriguez struck first for Tijuana in the 23rd minute, but Carlos González got the equalizer for Toluca in the 34th minute Finally they completed the comback victory in the 49th minute on a goal by Jean Meneses to cap off a wild match. Tijuana is looking for direction having 3 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches, while puebla sits at 7th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-1 draw against Toluca. Omar Fernández struck first for Puebla in the 17th minute, then Andres Mosquera tied it up for Toluca in the 83rd minute on a feed from Fernando Navarro earning Toluca a comeback draw. Puebla is looking for direction having 2 win and 1 losses in their last 10 matches.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season. Last season Puebla won the head to head battle with 1 win.

Omar Fernández has been the most effective weapon for Puebla lately. The midfielder has netted two goals in his last five matches. Tijuana hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are Montecinos Naranjo and Lisandro López, and they each have 1 goal.

Ingolstadt vs Saarbrücken Match Preview


Aug 13th features a match where Ingolstadt hosts Saarbrücken at Audi-sportpark in a meeting of these two evenly matched 3. Liga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 24 degrees, a perfect day for football. In their last match, Ingolstadt recorded a 4-0 shutout win against Borussia Dortmund II. Patrick Schmidt struck first for Ingolstadt in the 32nd minute, then Pascal Testroet added another in the 45th minute on a penalty In the end, Borussia Dortmund II couldn’t muster any offence and Ingolstadt ran away with the shutout win. Ingolstadt is looking for direction having 2 win and 0 losses in their last 10 matches, while 2nd placed Saarbrücken is fresh off their 2-0 shutout win against Elversberg. Julian Gunther-Schmidt scored the first goal for Saarbrücken in the 51st minute on a penalty kick, then Pius Krätschmer added another in the 83rd minute In the end, Elversberg couldn’t muster any offence and Saarbrücken ran away with the shutout win. Saarbrücken is looking for direction having 2 win and 0 losses in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season.

Saarbrücken hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last five matches are Jacob and Adriano Grimaldi, and they each have 1 goal. Ingolstadt’s most prolific scorer has been Patrick Schmidt. He has netted 2 goals over the last five matches.

Helsingborg vs Sirius Match Preview


On Sat Aug 13th, in week 18, Sirius will travel to Helsingborg to battle Helsingborg in a clash of these two mismatched Allsvenskan teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 21 degrees, a perfect day for football. Helsingborg sits at 15th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-5 blowout loss against Häcken. Johan Hammar struck first for Häcken in the 32nd minute on a feed from Samuel Gustafson, then Oscar Uddenäs added another in the 54th minute on a feed from Kristoffer Hansen In the end, Helsingborg couldn’t muster any offence and Häcken ran away with the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 7 of their last 10, while 9th placed Sirius is fresh off their 2-1 win against Malmö FF. Jo Inge Berget scored the first goal for Malmö FF in the 18th minute, then Marcus Mathisen got the equalizer for Sirius in the 45th minute on a feed from Daniel Stensson But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback victory in the 57th minute on a goal by Christian Kouakou. Sirius is looking for direction having 4 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, Sirius was victorious by a score of 1 to 0. Anthony van der Hurk struck first for Sirius on an own goal in the 12th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Helsingborg was frustrated by Sirius’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Sirius ended the match with the shutout victory.

Mathisen has been the most prolific scorer on Sirius in the last five matches with two goals. Anthony van der Hurk and Armin Gigovic are the top scorers for Helsingborg in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats.

Milan vs Udinese Match Preview


In this week 1 match, on Saturday Aug 13th, Udinese will travel to Milano to battle Milan in a Serie A match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 27 degrees, which is great football weather. Milan has not played yet this season, while in their last match, 20th placed Udinese, recorded a 2-1 win against FeralpiSalò. Gerard Deulofeu struck first for Udinese in the 12th minute on a penalty shot, then Isaac Success added another in the 64th minute. Udinese is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 2 draws each.

Udinese’s most prolific scorer has been Isaac Success. The Nigerian attacker has netted two goals over the last 5 matches. For Milan, their top scorers are Sandro Tonali and Olivier Giroud, each having 3 goals in their last five matches.

Kayserispor vs İstanbulspor Match Preview


On Sat Aug 13th, İstanbulspor and Kayserispor will play a match in Kayseri in a clash of the Super Lig. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but hot day with daytime temperatures of 34 degrees, which hopefuly doesnt affect the pace of the match. Kayserispor sits at 16th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-1 loss against Beşiktaş. Rachid Ghezzal struck first for Beşiktaş in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Kayserispor was frustrated by Beşiktaş’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Beşiktaş ended the match with the shutout victory. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 1 of their last 10, while i̇stanbulspor is fresh off their 0-2 loss against Trabzonspor. Andreas Cornelius struck first for Trabzonspor in the 16th minute, then Stefano Denswil added another in the 86th minute on a feed from Anastasios Bakasetas At the end of 90 a dissapointed İstanbulspor couldn’t manage to score, and Trabzonspor took the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season.

Gultekin and Ibrahim Yilmaz are the top scorers for İstanbulspor in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats. Mario Gavranović has been the most effective weapon for Kayserispor lately. The Swiss attacker has netted 2 goals in his last 5 matches.

Adana Demirspor vs Sivasspor Match Preview


August 13th features a match where Adana Demirspor will play host to Sivasspor in a clash of the Super Lig. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 26 degrees, which is great football weather. Adana Demirspor sits at 4th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 3-2 win against Giresunspor. Gökhan Inler struck first for Adana Demirspor in the 23rd minute on a feed from Britt Assombalonga, then Younès Belhanda added another in the 28th minute on a feed from Gökhan Inler. Adana Demirspor is looking for direction having 1 win and 0 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Sivasspor recorded a 1-1 draw against Gazişehir Gaziantep. Alexandru Maxim struck first for Gazişehir Gaziantep in the 22nd minute, then Max Gradel tied it up for Sivasspor in the 64th minute earning them at least the one point. Sivasspor looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 0 of their last 10.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season. Last season Sivasspor won the head to head battle with 1 win and 1 draw.

Sivasspor’s most prolific scorer has been Erdoğan Yeşilyurt. He has netted 2 goals over the last five matches. Mario Balotelli has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, hes scored seven goals for Adana Demirspor.

Real Valladolid vs Villarreal Match Preview


Week 1 brings us a match on Aug 13th, where Villarreal and Real Valladolid will play a match in Valladolid in a meeting of these two La Liga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 22 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. Real Valladolid has not played yet this season, while villarreal sits at 20th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-3 loss against Liverpool. Boulaye Dia struck first for Villarreal in the 3rd minute, then Francis Coquelin added another in the 41st minute on a feed from Étienne Capoue But luckily in the 74th minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by Sadio Mané. With 17 points in their last 10 matches Villarreal should be reasonably happy with their performance.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out.

Álex Baena and Boulaye Dia are the top scorers for Villarreal in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.. Sekou Gassama and Gomez Roy are the top scorers for Real Valladolid in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.