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Port Vale vs Burton Albion Match Preview


In this 37th week match, on Saturday Mar 18th, Port Vale plays host to Burton Albion in a meeting of these two League One teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 5 degrees, which will make playing unpleasant. 15th placed Port Vale is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Fleetwood Town. Matty Taylor scored the first goal for Port Vale in the 57th minute, then Jack Marriott tied it up for Fleetwood Town in the 83rd minute earning them at least the one point. Port Vale looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches, while burton Albion is fresh off their 2-5 loss against Peterborough United. Jonson Clarke-Harris struck first for Peterborough United in the 12th minute, then Ephron Mason-Clarke added another in the 19th minute. Burton Albion is looking for direction having 5 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches.

Port Vale and Burton Albion last played eachother at the Pirelli Stadium on Saturday Aug 20th. Port Vale took the match by a score of 2 to 0. Ben Garrity struck first for Port Vale in the 49th minute, then Ellis Harrison added another in the 1st minute of the second half’s stoppage time In the end, Burton Albion couldn’t muster any offence and Port Vale ran away with the shutout win.

Joe Powell has been the most effective weapon for Burton Albion lately. The English attacker has netted 2 goals in his last 5 matches. William Forrester and Ellis Harrison are the top scorers for Port Vale in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.

Rotherham United vs Cardiff City Match Preview


On Saturday Mar 18th, Rotherham United will host Cardiff City at Aesseal New York Stadium in a clash of these two evenly matched Championship teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 6 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. Rotherham United is fresh off their 1-2 loss against Preston North End. Thomas Christopher Cannon struck first for Preston North End in the 23rd minute, then Hakeem Odofin tied it up for Rotherham United in the 35th minute on a feed from Shane Ferguson. Rotherham United looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 21st placed Cardiff City, recorded a 1-1 draw against West Bromwich Albion. D. Dike scored the first goal for West Bromwich Albion in the 17th minute, but Sory Kaba got the equalizer for Cardiff City in the 65th minute squeezing out at least the one point for Cardiff City. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10.

In their last match together, Cardiff City was victorious by a score of 1 to 0. Jaden Philogene-Bidace struck first for Cardiff City in the 65th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Rotherham United was frustrated by Cardiff City’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Cardiff City ended the match with the shutout victory.

Sory Kaba has been the most prolific scorer on Cardiff City in his last five matches with two goals. For Rotherham United, their top scorers are Jordan Hugill and Hakeem Odofin, each having 2 goals in their last five matches.

Ipswich Town vs Shrewsbury Town Match Preview


In this week 37 match, on Saturday Mar 18th, Shrewsbury Town will travel to Ipswich to battle Ipswich Town in a meeting of these two League One teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 8 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. In their last match, 3rd placed Ipswich Town, recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Bolton Wanderers. George Hirst struck first for Ipswich Town in the 44th minute, then Cameron Burgess added another in the 68th minute on a feed from Leif Davis At the end of 90 a dissapointed Bolton Wanderers couldn’t manage to score, and Ipswich Town took the shutout win. Ipswich Town should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 21 points in their last 10 matches, while shrewsbury Town is fresh off their 3-1 win against Morecambe. Luke Leahy scored the first goal for Shrewsbury Town in the 33rd minute from the penalty spot, then Robert Street added another in the 44th minute. With 20 points in their last 10 matches Shrewsbury Town should be reasonably happy with their performance.

In their last match together, Ipswich Town took the match by a score of 3 to 0. Tyreece John-Jules scored the first goal for Ipswich Town in the 22nd minute, then Conor Chaplin added another in the 52nd minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Shrewsbury Town couldn’t manage to score, and Ipswich Town took the shutout win.

Luke Leahy has been the most effective weapon for Shrewsbury Town lately. The English defender has netted 2 goals in his last 5 matches. Conor Chaplin has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, the attacker has scored 4 goals for Ipswich Town.

Blackpool vs Coventry City Match Preview


On the 18th of March, in this week 38 match, Blackpool will host Coventry City in a meeting of these two extremely mismatched Championship teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 8 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. Blackpool sits at 22nd place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 6-1 blowout win against Queens Park Rangers. Jerry Yates struck first for Blackpool in the 3rd minute on a penalty kick, then Andy Lyons added another in the 11th minute. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches, while coventry City is fresh off their 1-1 draw against Wigan Athletic. Viktor Gyökeres struck first for Coventry City in the 52nd minute on a feed from Jake Bidwell, then Kyle McFadzean tied it up for Wigan Athletic on an own goal in the 83rd minute earning Wigan Athletic a comeback draw. With 19 points in their last 10 matches Coventry City should be reasonably happy with their performance.

Blackpool and Coventry City last played eachother at the The Coventry Building Society Arena on the 29th of October. Blackpool won by a score of 2 to 1. Kasey Palmer struck first for Coventry City in the 40th minute on a feed from Callum O’Hare, then Gary Madine tied it up for Blackpool in the 53rd minute But luckily in the 80th minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by Jerry Yates.

Coventry City is glad to have Viktor Gyökeres in top form. In the last five matches the attacker has scored 4 goals. Andy Lyons has been the most prolific scorer on Blackpool in his last 5 matches with two goals.

Bristol Rovers vs Portsmouth Match Preview


On Saturday Mar 18th, in week 37, Portsmouth and Bristol Rovers will play a match in Bristol in a League One match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 6 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. 14th placed Bristol Rovers is fresh off their 0-2 loss against Wycombe Wanderers. Brandon Hanlan struck first for Wycombe Wanderers in the 16th minute on a feed from Tjay De Barr, then Chem Campbell added another in the 62nd minute on a feed from Jason McCarthy At the end of 90 a dissapointed Bristol Rovers couldn’t manage to score, and Wycombe Wanderers took the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 10th placed Portsmouth, recorded a 3-1 win against Accrington Stanley. Joe Pigott struck first for Portsmouth in the 13th minute, then Reeco Hackett-Fairchild added another in the 57th minute on a feed from Sean Raggett. With 17 points in their last 10 matches Portsmouth should be reasonably happy with their performance.

In their last match together, in Fratton Park, Portsmouth was victorious by a score of 3 to 1. Connor Ogilvie struck first for Portsmouth in the 32nd minute on a feed from Michael Jacobs, then Lewis Collins got the equalizer for Bristol Rovers in the 61st minute on a feed from John Marquis.

Portsmouth is glad to have Colby Bishop in top form. In the last 5 matches the attacker has scored 4 goals. Bristol Rovers’s most prolific scorer has been John Marquis. The English attacker has netted three goals over the last five matches.

Sunderland vs Luton Town Match Preview


Week 38 features a match on Saturday Mar 18th, where Sunderland will host Luton Town at Stadium Of Light in a clash of these two mismatched Championship teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 8 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. In their last match, Sunderland recorded a 1-2 loss against Sheffield United. Edouard Michut struck first for Sunderland in the 30th minute on a feed from Abdoullah Ba, then in the 1st minute of the first half’s stoppage time, George Baldock sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by James Mcatee But luckily in the 61st minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by Thomas Doyle. Sunderland is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches, while luton Town is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Bristol City. Carlton Morris struck first for Luton Town in the 4th minute on a feed from Cody Drameh, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring At the end of 90 a dissapointed Bristol City couldn’t manage to score, and Luton Town took the shutout win. Luton Town should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 21 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Kenilworth Road Stadium, Luton Town and Sunderland battled to a 1-1 draw. Carlton Morris scored the first goal for Luton Town in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, then Elliot Embleton tied it up for Sunderland in the 78th minute on a feed from Jack Clarke earning Sunderland a comeback draw.

Carlton Morris has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, hes scored 4 goals for Luton Town. Sunderland is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Joe Gelhardt and Amad Traoré each only have 1 goal in their last 5.

HB Køge vs Hillerød Match Preview


On the 18th of March, in this week 22 match, HB Køge will host Hillerød in a First Division match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 8 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. HB Køge is fresh off their 2-4 loss against Nykøbing. Jacob Trenskow scored the first goal for HB Køge in the 20th minute, but Luca Kjerrumgaard got the equalizer for Nykøbing in the 34th minute But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback in the 54th minute on a goal by Luca Kjerrumgaard. HB Køge is looking for direction having earned 11 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Hillerød recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Næstved. Youssef Dhaflaoui struck first for Hillerød in the 50th minute, then Berzan Kücükylidiz added another in the 53rd minute In the end, Næstved was frustrated by Hillerød’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Hillerød ended the match with the shutout victory. Hillerød should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 21 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Hillerød Stadion, HB Køge won by a score of 2 to 0. Effiong Nsungusi struck first for HB Køge in the 7th minute on a feed from Pierre Larsen, then Nemanja Cavnić added another in the 50th minute In the end, Hillerød was frustrated by HB Køge’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. HB Køge ended the match with the shutout victory.

Youssef Dhaflaoui has been the most prolific scorer on Hillerød in the last five matches with 2 goals. Both Leo Walta and Yousef Salech have been the hottest scorers for HB Køge in the last 5 each having scored 2 goals each.

Fredericia vs Fremad Amager Match Preview


In this week 22 match on the 18th of March, Fredericia plays host to Fremad Amager in a meeting of these two First Division teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 7 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. Fredericia sits at 11th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-3 loss against Vejle. Miiko Albornoz struck first for Vejle in the 17th minute, but Frederik Carstensen got the equalizer for Fredericia in the 30th minute. Fredericia looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 7 of their last 10, while fremad Amager sits at 10th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-1 loss against FC Helsingør. Jacob Schoop struck first for FC Helsingør in the 80th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Fremad Amager couldn’t muster any offence and FC Helsingør ran away with the shutout win. Fremad Amager is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on the 26th of August, Fremad Amager and Fredericia battled to a 3-3 draw. Adam Jakobsen struck first for Fredericia in the 35th minute from the penalty spot, but Henrik Wendel Meister got the equalizer for Fremad Amager in the 38th minute from the penalty spot .

Fremad Amager is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Markus Strøm Bay and Mads Magnus Gernsoe each only have 1 goal in their last 5. Fredericia is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Adam Jakobsen and Nicklas Rojkjaer each having 2 goals in their last five.

Dijon vs Pau Match Preview


In this 28th week match, on Saturday Mar 18th, Pau will travel to Dijon to battle Dijon in a meeting of these two Ligue 2 teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 10 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. 18th placed Dijon is fresh off their 0-2 loss against Guingamp. Amine El Ouazzani struck first for Guingamp in the 34th minute, then Jacques-Julien Siwe added another in the 85th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Dijon couldn’t manage to score, and Guingamp took the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10, while pau is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Niort. Quentin Boisgard scored the first goal for Pau in the 12th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed Niort couldn’t manage to score, and Pau took the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches.

Dijon and Pau last played eachother at the Stade Du Hameau Idron 1 on Sat Aug 6th. Pau and Dijon battled to a 0-0 draw. Neither Pau nor Dijon could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 6 and 11 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,.

Pau hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are Begraoui and Quentin Boisgard, and they each have 1 goal. Mickaël Le Bihan has been the most effective weapon for Dijon lately. The French attacker has netted 2 goals in his last five matches.

Bordeaux vs Nîmes Match Preview


In a weekend match in week 28, on Saturday Mar 18th, Bordeaux will host Nîmes at Stade Matmut-atlantique in a meeting of these two extremely mismatched Ligue 2 teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 12 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. Bordeaux sits at 2nd place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-1 draw against Sochaux. Bakwa scored the first goal for Bordeaux in the 30th minute, but Weissbeck got the equalizer for Sochaux in the 40th minute squeezing out at least the one point for Sochaux. Bordeaux is looking for direction having 4 win and 2 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Nîmes recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Quevilly Rouen. Pablo Pagis struck first for Nîmes in the 66th minute on a feed from Rafiki Said Ahamada, then Pablo Pagis added another in the 71st minute In the end, Quevilly Rouen couldn’t muster any offence and Nîmes ran away with the shutout win. Nîmes looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10.

In their last match on the 5th of November, Nîmes won by a score of 1 to 0. N’guessan Jean Frederic Kouadio scored the first goal for Nîmes in the 6th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring At the end of 90 a dissapointed Bordeaux couldn’t manage to score, and Nîmes took the shutout win.

Pablo Pagis has been the most prolific scorer on Nîmes in his last 5 matches with 3 goals. Bordeaux’s most prolific scorer has been Aliou Badji. He has netted 3 goals over the last five matches.