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Querétaro vs Chivas Match Preview


In a mid week match in week 5, on Thu Jul 28th, Querétaro hosts Chivas in a clash of these two closely matched Liga MX teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 18 degrees, a perfect day for football. Querétaro sits at 18th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-3 loss against Monterrey. Funes Mori struck first for Monterrey in the 43rd minute, then Germán Berterame added another in the 70th minute on a feed from Rodolfo Pizarro In the end, Querétaro couldn’t muster any offence and Monterrey ran away with the shutout win. Querétaro looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 7 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 15th placed Chivas, recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against León. Neither Chivas nor León could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 14 and 12 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,. Chivas looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season. Last season Querétaro won the head to head battle with 1 win. Querétaro’s top weapon lately has been Leonardo Sequeira, who has 2 goals in the last five matches.

Bodø / Glimt vs Linfield Match Preview


Jul 27th features a match where Bodø / Glimt will host Linfield in a Champions League match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 12 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. Bodø / Glimt is fresh off their 5-0 blowout win against Jerv. Victor Okoh Boniface scored the first goal for Bodø / Glimt in the 13th minute, then Amahl Pellegrino added another in the 39th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Jerv couldn’t manage to score, and Bodø / Glimt took the shutout win. Bodø / Glimt should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 20 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Linfield recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Bodø / Glimt. Millar struck first for Linfield in the 83rd minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Bodø / Glimt couldn’t muster any offence and Linfield ran away with the shutout win. Linfield is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, Linfield won by a score of 1 to 0. Kirk Millar struck first for Linfield in the 83rd minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Bodø / Glimt was frustrated by Linfield’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Linfield ended the match with the shutout victory.

Both Jordan Stewart and Clarke have been the hottest scorers for Linfield in the last 5 each having scored 2 goals each. Amahl Pellegrino has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, the attacker has scored 5 goals for Bodø / Glimt.

Malmö FF vs Žalgiris Match Preview


On Jul 27th, Malmö FF plays host to Žalgiris in a Champions League match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 18 degrees, a perfect day for football. Malmö FF is fresh off their 3-1 win against Sirius. Patriot Sejdiu struck first for Malmö FF in the 33rd minute on a feed from Moustafa Zeidan, then Moustafa Zeidan added another in the 52nd minute on a feed from Ola Toivonen. With 18 points in their last 10 matches Malmö FF should be reasonably happy with their performance, while žalgiris is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Malmö FF. Fabien Ourega struck first for Žalgiris in the 49th minute on a feed from Petar Mamić, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Malmö FF couldn’t muster any offence and Žalgiris ran away with the shutout win. Žalgiris is looking for direction having 1 win and 0 losses in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on Jul 19th, Žalgiris won by a score of 1 to 0. Fabien Ourega scored the first goal for Žalgiris in the 49th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Malmö FF couldn’t muster any offence and Žalgiris ran away with the shutout win.

Žalgiris is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Liviu Antal and Oyewusi Kehinde each only have 1 goal in their last five. For Malmö FF, their top scorers are Anders Christiansen and Birmancevic, each having 2 goals in their last 5 matches.

Pyramids FC vs National Bank of Egypt Match Preview


Jul 27th features a match where Pyramids FC will host National Bank of Egypt at Fayoum Stadium in a Premier League match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but hot day with daytime temperatures of 39 degrees, which hopefuly doesnt affect the pace of the match. In their last match, 2nd placed Pyramids FC, recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Al Ahly. Fakhreddine Ben Youssef scored the first goal for Pyramids FC in the 29th minute, then Traore added another in the 65th minute In the end, Al Ahly couldn’t muster any offence and Pyramids FC ran away with the shutout win. With 21 points in their last 10 matches Pyramids FC should be reasonably happy with their performance, while national Bank of Egypt is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Smouha. Karim Bambo struck first for National Bank of Egypt in the 42nd minute on a penalty, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else At the end of 90 a dissapointed Smouha couldn’t manage to score, and National Bank of Egypt took the shutout win. National Bank of Egypt is looking for direction having 3 win and 1 losses in their last 10 matches.

On Feb 24th, National Bank of Egypt hosted Pyramids FC at the None in their last match together. Pyramids FC won by a score of 1 to 0. Ramadan Sobhi struck first for Pyramids FC in the 81st minute on a feed from Abdalla Mahmoud El Said Bekhit, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else At the end of 90 a dissapointed National Bank of Egypt couldn’t manage to score, and Pyramids FC took the shutout win.

National Bank of Egypt’s most prolific scorer has been Naser El Mansi. He has netted two goals over the last five matches. Both Ramadan Sobhi and Traore have been the hottest scorers for Pyramids FC in the last 5 each having scored 2 goals each.

Smouha vs Al Mokawloon Match Preview


July 27th features a match where Smouha plays host to Al Mokawloon in a clash of the Premier League. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but hot day with daytime temperatures of 29 degrees, which hopefuly doesnt affect the pace of the match. Smouha is fresh off their 0-1 loss against National Bank of Egypt. Karim Bambo struck first for National Bank of Egypt in the 42nd minute on a penalty, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Smouha was frustrated by National Bank of Egypt’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. National Bank of Egypt ended the match with the shutout victory. Smouha is looking for direction having earned 13 points in their last 10 matches, while 16th placed Al Mokawloon is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Ghazl El Mehalla. Kabore struck first for Al Mokawloon in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Ghazl El Mehalla was frustrated by Al Mokawloon’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Al Mokawloon ended the match with the shutout victory. Al Mokawloon is looking for direction having 2 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on Feb 21st, Al Mokawloon and Smouha battled to a 0-0 draw. Neither Al Mokawloon nor Smouha could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 4 and 4 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,.

Abdelrahman Khaled and Kabore are the top scorers for Al Mokawloon in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats. Smouha’s most prolific scorer has been Abdelkabir El Ouadi. He has netted 3 goals over the last five matches.

Misr Lel Makasa vs Al Ahly Match Preview


On the 27th of July, Al Ahly and Misr Lel Makasa will play a match in Cairo in a meeting of these two Premier League teams in the anticipated Cairo derby. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but hot day with daytime temperatures of 29 degrees, which hopefuly doesnt affect the pace of the match. In their last match, 18th placed Misr Lel Makasa, recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against El Geish. Neither El Geish nor Misr Lel Makasa could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 19 and 6 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,. Misr Lel Makasa looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 7 of their last 10, while in their last match, Al Ahly recorded a 0-2 loss against Pyramids FC. Fakhreddine Ben Youssef struck first for Pyramids FC in the 29th minute, then Traore added another in the 65th minute In the end, Al Ahly was frustrated by Pyramids FC’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Pyramids FC ended the match with the shutout victory. Al Ahly is looking for direction having earned 16 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Cairo International Stadium, Al Ahly won by a score of 4 to 0. Luis Miquissone struck first for Al Ahly in the 13th minute on a feed from Hussein El Shahat, then Luis Miquissone added another in the 15th minute In the end, Misr Lel Makasa couldn’t muster any offence and Al Ahly ran away with the shutout win.

Mohamed Magdi Kafsha has been the most prolific scorer on Al Ahly in his last 5 matches with 3 goals.

Atlético San Luis vs Cruz Azul Match Preview


Week 5 brings us a match on Jul 27th, where Atlético San Luis will host Cruz Azul in a meeting of these two evenly matched Liga MX teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 18 degrees, a perfect day for football. In their last match, Atlético San Luis recorded a 1-1 draw against Mazatlán. Gonzalo Sosa scored the first goal for Mazatlán in the 35th minute from the penalty spot, then Abel Hernández tied it up for Atlético San Luis in the 38th minute from the penalty spot earning Atlético San Luis at least a draw. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 2 of their last 10, while 14th placed Cruz Azul is fresh off their 2-3 loss against Atlas. Herrera Morales struck first for Atlas in the 10th minute, then Santiago Tomas Gimenez tied it up for Cruz Azul in the 21st minute on a feed from Carlos Rodriguez , but luckily for Atlas it didn’t end there. They were able to keep scoring to earn the win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 2 of their last 10.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season. Last season Atlético San Luis won the head to head battle with 1 win and 1 draw.

Cruz Azul’s most prolific scorer has been Santiago Tomas Gimenez. He has netted 3 goals over the last 5 matches. Atlético San Luis’s most prolific scorer has been Abel Hernández. He has netted two goals over the last 5 matches.

León vs Toluca Match Preview


Week 5 features a match on Wednesday Jul 27th, where León plays host to Toluca in a meeting of these two Liga MX teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 18 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. León is fresh off their 0-0 scoreless draw against Chivas. Chivas had 14 on net, and León had 12, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,. León is looking for direction having 1 win and 0 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Toluca recorded a 2-1 win against Santos Laguna. Leonardo Fernández scored the first goal for Toluca in the 11th minute on a penalty shot, then Jordan Sierra added another in the 25th minute. Toluca is looking for direction having 3 win and 1 losses in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 2 draws each.

Leonardo Fernández has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, hes scored 4 goals for Toluca. León is fortunate enough to have Lucas Di Yorio in top form. In the last 5 matches the attacker has scored 4 goals.

Olympiakos vs Maccabi Haifa Match Preview


On the 27th of July, Olympiakos plays host to Maccabi Haifa in a meeting of these two Champions League teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but hot day with daytime temperatures of 30 degrees, which hopefuly doesnt affect the pace of the match. In Olympiakos’s last match they recorded a 1-1 draw against Maccabi Haifa. Philip Zinckernagel struck first for Olympiakos in the 7th minute, then Dolev Haziza tied it up for Maccabi Haifa in the 2nd minute of the second half’s stoppage time earning Maccabi Haifa at least a draw. Olympiakos looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 0 of their last 10, while in their last match, Maccabi Haifa recorded a 1-1 draw against Olympiakos. Philip Zinckernagel struck first for Olympiakos in the 7th minute on a feed from Tiquinho, but Dolev Haziza got the equalizer for Maccabi Haifa in the 2nd minute of the second half’s stoppage time earning Maccabi Haifa at least a draw. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 0 of their last 10.

Maccabi Haifa and Olympiakos last played eachother at the Sammy Ofer Stadium on Wed Jul 20th. Maccabi Haifa and Olympiakos battled to a 1-1 draw. Philip Zinckernagel struck first for Olympiakos in the 7th minute, then Dolev Haziza tied it up for Maccabi Haifa in the 2nd minute of the second half’s stoppage time earning them at least the one point.

Chery and Levi are the top scorers for Maccabi Haifa in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats. Olympiakos hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are Tiquinho and Philip Zinckernagel, and they each have 1 goal.

Fenerbahçe vs Dynamo Kyiv Match Preview


On the 27th of July, Fenerbahçe will play host to Dynamo Kyiv in a meeting of these two Champions League teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 27 degrees, which is great football weather. Fenerbahçe is fresh off their 0-0 scoreless draw against Dynamo Kyiv. Dynamo Kyiv had 7 on net, and Fenerbahçe had 12, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,. Fenerbahçe looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 0 of their last 10, while in Dynamo Kyiv’s last match they recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Fenerbahçe. Neither Dynamo Kyiv nor Fenerbahçe could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 7 and 12 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,. Dynamo Kyiv is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches.

On Jul 20th, Dynamo Kyiv hosted Fenerbahçe in their last match together. Dynamo Kyiv and Fenerbahçe battled to a 0-0 draw. Dynamo Kyiv had 7 on net, and Fenerbahçe had 12, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,.

Dynamo Kyiv is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Vikentii Voloshyn and Vladyslav Supriaga each only have 1 goal in their last five. Both Enner Valencia and Serdar Dursun have been the hottest scorers for Fenerbahçe in the last five each having scored 2 goals.