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Sampaio Corrêa vs Sport Recife Match Preview


In this week 20 match, on Sat Jul 23rd, Sampaio Corrêa hosts Sport Recife in a clash of the Serie B. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 26 degrees, which is great football weather. 6th placed Sampaio Corrêa is fresh off their 3-1 win against Vasco da Gama. Gabriel Poveda scored the first goal for Sampaio Corrêa in the 20th minute, then Ygor Catatau added another in the 58th minute. Sampaio Corrêa is looking for direction having 4 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches, while sport Recife sits at 5th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Vila Nova. Neither Sport Recife nor Vila Nova could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 14 and 2 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,. Sport Recife is looking for direction having earned 11 points in their last 10 matches.

Sport Recife and Sampaio Corrêa last played eachother at the Estádio Adelmar Da Costa Carvalho on Apr 9th. Sport Recife was victorious by a score of 1 to 0. Ray Vanegas struck first for Sport Recife in the 89th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Sampaio Corrêa couldn’t muster any offence and Sport Recife ran away with the shutout win.

Sport Recife is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Kayke and Bortolotto each only have 1 goal in their last 5. Sampaio Corrêa is fortunate enough to have Ygor Catatau in top form. In the last 5 matches the attacker has scored four goals.

Ituano vs Chapecoense Match Preview


In this week 20 match, on Sat Jul 23rd, Ituano will play host to Chapecoense in a Serie B match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 23 degrees, a perfect day for football. 15th placed Ituano is fresh off their 0-0 scoreless draw against Londrina. Neither Ituano nor Londrina could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 10 and 11 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 4 of their last 10, while in their last match, Chapecoense recorded a 2-1 win against Náutico. Geuvânio scored the first goal for Náutico in the 47th minute, then Leonardo Renan Simoes de Lacerda tied it up for Chapecoense in the 74th minute But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback victory in the 91st minute on a goal by Xandão. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 5 of their last 10.

Chapecoense and Ituano last played eachother at the Arena Condá on the 9th of April. Chapecoense and Ituano battled to a 1-1 draw. Aylon struck first for Ituano in the 76th minute, then Derek got the equalizer for Chapecoense in the 90th minute on a feed from Araujo da Silva Filho squeezing out at least the one point for Chapecoense.

Chapecoense hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are C. Amaral Barletta de Almeida and Marcelo, and they each have 1 goal. Ituano hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are Neto Berola and Rafael Papagaio, and they each have 1 goal.

Vila Nova vs Vasco da Gama Match Preview


In this week 20 match, on Saturday Jul 23rd, Vila Nova and Vasco da Gama will play a match in Goiânia in a clash of these two extremely mismatched Serie B teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 27 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. In their last match, Vila Nova recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Sport Recife. Sport Recife had 14 on net, and Vila Nova had 2, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 5 of their last 10, while vasco da Gama sits at 2nd place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-3 loss against Sampaio Corrêa. Gabriel Poveda scored the first goal for Sampaio Corrêa in the 20th minute, then Ygor Catatau added another in the 58th minute on a feed from . Vasco da Gama should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 20 points in their last 10 matches.

Vasco da Gama and Vila Nova last played eachother at the Estádio Club De Regatas Vasco Da Gama on the 8th of April. Vasco da Gama and Vila Nova battled to a 1-1 draw. Raniel struck first for Vasco da Gama in the 9th minute, then Arthur tied it up for Vila Nova in the 12th minute on a feed from Matheuzinho earning Vila Nova a comeback draw.

Vasco da Gama is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Carlos Palacios and Nenê each only have 1 goal in their last five. Vila Nova’s most prolific scorer has been Rubens. He has netted two goals over the last 5 matches.

Cruzeiro vs Bahia Match Preview


July 23rd features a match where Cruzeiro hosts Bahia in a clash of these two evenly matched Serie B teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 21 degrees, a perfect day for football. In their last match, 1st placed Cruzeiro, recorded a 2-1 win against Novorizontino. dos Santos da Silva struck first for Cruzeiro in the 21st minute on a feed from Edu, then Quirino tied it up for Novorizontino in the 74th minute. Cruzeiro is looking for direction having earned 16 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 3rd placed Bahia, recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Guarani. Ignacio struck first for Bahia in the 12th minute on a feed from Sampaio Simoes, then Raí Nascimento added another in the 78th minute on a feed from Lucas Mugni In the end, Guarani couldn’t muster any offence and Bahia ran away with the shutout win. Bahia is looking for direction having 4 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches.

Cruzeiro and Bahia last played eachother at the Arena Fonte Nova on Saturday Apr 9th. Bahia won by a score of 2 to 0. Vitor Jacaré struck first for Bahia in the 57th minute, then Vitor Jacaré added another in the 75th minute In the end, Cruzeiro was frustrated by Bahia’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Bahia ended the match with the shutout victory.

Bahia is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Hugo Rodallega and Rezende each only have 1 goal in their last 5. Cruzeiro hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last five matches are Henrique Luvannor and Wagner Leonardo, and they each have 1 goal.

Cincinnati FC vs Nashville SC Match Preview


On the 23rd of July, Cincinnati FC plays host to Nashville SC in a clash of these two evenly matched Major League Soccer teams in the ever popular Nerul derby. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 26 degrees, a perfect day for football. Cincinnati FC is fresh off their 0-2 loss against Columbus Crew. Cucho Hernández struck first for Columbus Crew in the 16th minute on a feed from Lucas Zelarayán, then Lucas Zelarayán added another in the 86th minute on a penalty In the end, Cincinnati FC couldn’t muster any offence and Columbus Crew ran away with the shutout win. Cincinnati FC is looking for direction having earned 11 points in their last 10 matches, while nashville SC sits at 5th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-2 loss against Los Angeles FC. Chicho Arango struck first for Los Angeles FC in the 27th minute, but Hany Mukhtar got the equalizer for Nashville SC in the 43rd minute. Nashville SC is looking for direction having 4 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out. Last season Nashville SC won the head to head battle with 2 wins.

Hany Mukhtar has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, the midfielder has scored six goals for Nashville SC. Brenner has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, hes scored 4 goals for Cincinnati FC.

New York City vs Inter Miami Match Preview


On Sat Jul 23rd, New York City and Inter Miami will play a match in New York City in a clash of the Major League Soccer. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but hot day with daytime temperatures of 30 degrees, hopefuly the heat doesn’t affect the players too much. 2nd placed New York City is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against New York Red Bulls. Castellanos Gimenez struck first for New York City in the 69th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else At the end of 90 a dissapointed New York Red Bulls couldn’t manage to score, and New York City took the shutout win. With 21 points in their last 10 matches New York City should be reasonably happy with their performance, while in their last match, Inter Miami recorded a 3-2 win against Charlotte. Yordy Reyna scored the first goal for Charlotte in the 1st minute, then Yordy Reyna added another in the 42nd minute on a feed from McNeill But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback in the 93rd minute on a goal by Emerson Rodríguez Valois. Inter Miami is looking for direction having earned 15 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season. Last season New York City won the head to head battle with 2 wins.

For Inter Miami, their top scorers are Indiana Vassilev and Gonzalo Higuaín, each having 2 goals in their last five matches. Castellanos Gimenez has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, hes scored 5 goals for New York City.

Columbus Crew vs New England Revolution Match Preview


July 23rd features a match where Columbus Crew and New England Revolution will play a match in Columbus in a Major League Soccer match. Columbus Crew sits at 6th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Cincinnati FC. Cucho Hernández struck first for Columbus Crew in the 16th minute, then Lucas Zelarayán added another in the 86th minute on a penalty In the end, Cincinnati FC was frustrated by Columbus Crew’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Columbus Crew ended the match with the shutout victory. Columbus Crew is looking for direction having 4 win and 2 losses in their last 10 matches, while new England Revolution is fresh off their 1-2 loss against Philadelphia Union. Gustavo Bou scored the first goal for New England Revolution in the 61st minute, then in the 75th minute, Kai Wagner sent in a beautiful pass which was converted by Mikael Uhre Finally they completed the comback victory in the 79th minute on a penalty goal by Daniel Gazdag to cap off a wild match. New England Revolution is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches.

On Sat May 7th, New England Revolution hosted Columbus Crew at the Gillette Stadium in their last match together. New England Revolution and Columbus Crew battled to a 2-2 draw. M. Berry scored the first goal for Columbus Crew in the 27th minute, but Jones got the equalizer for New England Revolution in the 71st minute .

New England Revolution is glad to have Gustavo Bou in top form. In the last five matches the attacker has scored 5 goals. Cucho Hernández has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, the attacker has scored four goals for Columbus Crew.

Toronto vs Charlotte Match Preview


On Saturday Jul 23rd, Toronto will host Charlotte at Bmo Field in a clash of the Major League Soccer. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 24 degrees, which is great football weather. Toronto is fresh off their 0-1 loss against Montreal Impact. Lukas MacNaughton scored the first goal for Montreal Impact on an own goal in the 69th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else At the end of 90 a dissapointed Toronto couldn’t manage to score, and Montreal Impact took the shutout win. Toronto looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches, while charlotte sits at 8th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-3 loss against Inter Miami. Yordy Reyna struck first for Charlotte in the 1st minute on a feed from Karol Świderski, then Yordy Reyna added another in the 42nd minute on a feed from McNeill But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback in the 93rd minute on a goal by Emerson Rodríguez Valois. Charlotte is looking for direction having 4 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season.

Both Andre Shinyashiki and Yordy Reyna have been the hottest scorers for Charlotte in the last 5 each having scored 2 goals each. Jesús Jiménez and Osorio are the top scorers for Toronto in the last 5 matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal. It’s hard to imagine having success with those stats.

El Geish vs Misr Lel Makasa Match Preview


On Saturday Jul 23rd, El Geish hosts Misr Lel Makasa at Cairo Military Academy Stadium in a meeting of these two Premier League teams in the ever popular Cairo derby. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but hot day with daytime temperatures of 40 degrees, which hopefuly doesnt affect the pace of the match. In their last match, 7th placed El Geish, recorded a 1-2 loss against El Gounah. Karim Tarek struck first for El Gounah in the 10th minute, then Amr El Sisi tied it up for El Geish in the 72nd minute. With 19 points in their last 10 matches El Geish should be reasonably happy with their performance, while in their last match, 18th placed Misr Lel Makasa, recorded a 0-2 loss against ENPPI. scored the first goal for ENPPI in the 44th minute from the penalty spot, then Girgis Saleh added another in the 87th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Misr Lel Makasa couldn’t manage to score, and ENPPI took the shutout win. Misr Lel Makasa looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 4 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on Monday Feb 14th, Misr Lel Makasa and El Geish battled to a 0-0 draw. Neither Misr Lel Makasa nor El Geish could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 3 and 8 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,. Both Mohamed and Beniangba have been the hottest scorers for El Geish in the last 5 each having scored 2 goals each.

Independiente vs Atlético Tucumán Match Preview


On the 23rd of July, Atlético Tucumán will travel to Avellaneda to battle Independiente in a meeting of these two Superliga teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 14 degrees, which is great football weather. In their last match, 21st placed Independiente, recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Rosario Central. Neither Independiente nor Rosario Central could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 10 and 11 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches, while atlético Tucumán sits at 1st place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Sarmiento. Maestro Puch struck first for Atlético Tucumán in the 86th minute on a feed from Augusto Lotti, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Sarmiento couldn’t muster any offence and Atlético Tucumán ran away with the shutout win. Atlético Tucumán should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 20 points in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season. Last season Atlético Tucumán won the head to head battle with 2 wins.

Ruiz Rodriguez has been the most prolific scorer on Atlético Tucumán in his last 5 matches with two goals. Independiente hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are Leandro Fernández and Leandro Benegas, and they each have 1 goal.