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Guarani vs Bahia Match Preview


Jul 16th features a match where Guarani hosts Bahia at Estádio Brinco De Ouro Da Princesa in a meeting of these two extremely mismatched Serie B teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 24 degrees, which is great football weather. 18th placed Guarani is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Cruzeiro. Mateus Ludke scored the first goal for Guarani in the 12th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Cruzeiro couldn’t muster any offence and Guarani ran away with the shutout win. Guarani looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 4 of their last 10, while in their last match, 3rd placed Bahia, recorded a 1-1 draw against Vila Nova. Pablo Dyego struck first for Vila Nova in the 64th minute, then Rodrigues Xavier tied it up for Bahia in the 87th minute earning them at least the one point. With 17 points in their last 10 matches Bahia should be reasonably happy with their performance.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out.

Bahia hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are Hugo Rodallega and Rezende, and they each have 1 goal. Guarani hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last five matches are Silas and Leandro Vilela, and they each have 1 goal.

Kashiwa Reysol vs Consadole Sapporo Match Preview


Week 22 brings us a match on Jul 16th where Kashiwa Reysol will host Consadole Sapporo at Sankyo Frontier Kashiwa Stadium in a meeting of these two extremely mismatched J-League teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 25 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. 5th placed Kashiwa Reysol is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Sagan Tosu. Yuki Muto struck first for Kashiwa Reysol in the 19th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Sagan Tosu couldn’t muster any offence and Kashiwa Reysol ran away with the shutout win. Kashiwa Reysol is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches, while consadole Sapporo sits at 14th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Kashima Antlers. Consadole Sapporo had 10 on net, and Kashima Antlers had 6, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10.

On the 25th of May, Consadole Sapporo hosted Kashiwa Reysol at the Sapporo Atsubetsu Park Stadium in their last match together. Kashiwa Reysol took the match by a score of 6 to 1. Yuji Takahashi struck first for Kashiwa Reysol in the 15th minute, then Mao Hosoya added another in the 26th minute on a feed from Tomoya Koyamatsu.

Consadole Sapporo hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are Arano and Ryota Aoki, and they each have 1 goal. Kashiwa Reysol’s most prolific scorer has been Yuki Muto. The Japaneese attacker has netted three goals over the last 5 matches.

Philadelphia Union vs New England Revolution Match Preview


July 16th features a match where New England Revolution will travel to Chester to battle Philadelphia Union in a clash of the Major League Soccer. In their last match, 1st placed Philadelphia Union, recorded a 7-0 blowout win against DC United. Alejandro Bedoya struck first for Philadelphia Union in the 9th minute on a feed from José Martínez, then Julián Carranza added another in the 22nd minute In the end, DC United couldn’t muster any offence and Philadelphia Union ran away with the shutout win. Philadelphia Union is looking for direction having earned 15 points in their last 10 matches, while new England Revolution sits at 9th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-4 loss against New York City. Talles Magno struck first for New York City in the 10th minute from the penalty spot, but Gustavo Bou got the equalizer for New England Revolution in the 18th minute from the penalty spot , but luckily for New York City it didn’t end there. They were able to keep scoring to earn themselves the victory. New England Revolution is looking for direction having 3 win and 1 losses in their last 10 matches.

Philadelphia Union and New England Revolution last played eachother at the Gillette Stadium on the 28th of May. New England Revolution and Philadelphia Union battled to a 1-1 draw. Gustavo Bou struck first for New England Revolution in the 75th minute on a penalty shot, but Mikael Uhre got the equalizer for Philadelphia Union in the 77th minute on a penalty shot earning Philadelphia Union at least a draw.

Gustavo Bou has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, hes scored four goals for New England Revolution. Both Mikael Uhre and Julián Carranza have been the hottest scorers for Philadelphia Union in the last five each having scored 3 goals each.

Montreal Impact vs Toronto Match Preview


On the 16th of July, Montreal Impact will host Toronto in a meeting of these two mismatched Major League Soccer teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 21 degrees, a perfect day for football. Montreal Impact sits at 4th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-2 loss against Sporting KC. Romell Quioto struck first for Montreal Impact in the 13th minute, but Espinoza Ramirez got the equalizer for Sporting KC in the 29th minute But luckily in the 63rd minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by Rémi Walter. Montreal Impact is looking for direction having earned 15 points in their last 10 matches, while toronto sits at 12th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-2 draw against San Jose Earthquakes. Jeremy Ebobisse scored the first goal for San Jose Earthquakes in the 26th minute, then Kerr tied it up for Toronto in the 71st minute . Toronto looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season. Last season Montreal Impact won the head to head battle with 2 wins.

Toronto’s most prolific scorer has been Osorio. The midfielder has netted 2 goals over the last five matches. Both Mason Toye and Romell Quioto have been the hottest scorers for Montreal Impact in the last 5 each having scored 2 goals each.

Coca-Cola vs Ismaily Match Preview


July 16th features a match where Coca-Cola hosts Ismaily in a clash of these two extremely mismatched Premier League teams. In their last match, 4th placed Coca-Cola, recorded a 0-4 loss against Al Ahly. Mohamed Magdi Kafsha struck first for Al Ahly in the 23rd minute, then Maaloul added another in the 42nd minute on a penalty kick In the end, Coca-Cola couldn’t muster any offence and Al Ahly ran away with the shutout win. With 17 points in their last 10 matches Coca-Cola should be reasonably happy with their performance, while ismaily is fresh off their 0-0 scoreless draw against Ghazl El Mehalla. Neither Ghazl El Mehalla nor Ismaily could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 7 and 8 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,. Ismaily is looking for direction having 4 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, Ismaily and Coca-Cola battled to a 0-0 draw. Ismaily had 9 on net, and Coca-Cola had 4, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,.

Baher El Mohamady has been the most effective weapon for Ismaily lately. The defender has netted 2 goals in his last 5 matches. Coca-Cola’s top weapon lately has been Ahmed Refaat, who has 2 goals in the last five matches.

Ghazl El Mehalla vs Zamalek Match Preview


In this 25th week match, on Sat Jul 16th, Ghazl El Mehalla will host Zamalek at El Mahalla Stadium in a meeting of these two Premier League teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but hot day with daytime temperatures of 33 degrees, hopefuly the heat doesn’t affect the players too much. In their last match, 13th placed Ghazl El Mehalla, recorded a 1-2 loss against National Bank of Egypt. Naser El Mansi struck first for National Bank of Egypt in the 15th minute, but Hesham Nabawi got the equalizer for Ghazl El Mehalla in the 3rd minute of the first half’s stoppage time. Ghazl El Mehalla looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 10 points in their last 10 matches, while zamalek is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Al Mokawloon. Abdelmaguid struck first for Zamalek in the 37th minute on a feed from Ahmed Sayed, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Al Mokawloon was frustrated by Zamalek’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Zamalek ended the match with the shutout victory. Zamalek looks to continue their winning ways, having 7 wins in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Cairo International Stadium, Zamalek was victorious by a score of 4 to 0. Mostafa Fathi scored the first goal for Zamalek in the 36th minute, then Achraf Bencharki added another in the 38th minute In the end, Ghazl El Mehalla couldn’t muster any offence and Zamalek ran away with the shutout win.

Zamalek’s top weapon lately has been Seifeddine Jaziri, who has three goals in the last five matches. Moaz El Henawy and are the top scorers for Ghazl El Mehalla in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.

Pyramids FC vs Al Ahly Match Preview


In this week 25 match on Jul 16th, Pyramids FC and Al Ahly will play a match in al-Fayyum in a clash of the Premier League. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 25 degrees, a perfect day for football. Pyramids FC sits at 2nd place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-2 draw against El Geish. Victory Beniangba scored the first goal for El Geish in the 42nd minute, then Mohamed El Gabbas tied it up for Pyramids FC in the 80th minute . With 21 points in their last 10 matches Pyramids FC should be reasonably happy with their performance, while al Ahly is fresh off their 4-0 shutout win against Coca-Cola. Mohamed Magdi Kafsha scored the first goal for Al Ahly in the 23rd minute, then Ali Maaloul added another in the 42nd minute from the penalty spot At the end of 90 a dissapointed Coca-Cola couldn’t manage to score, and Al Ahly took the shutout win. Al Ahly should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 17 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Cairo International Stadium, Al Ahly was victorious by a score of 3 to 0. Mohamed Magdi Kafsha struck first for Al Ahly in the 47th minute on a feed from Fathi, then Amr Al Sulaya added another in the 86th minute At the end of 90 a dissapointed Pyramids FC couldn’t manage to score, and Al Ahly took the shutout win.

Al Ahly’s most prolific scorer has been Mohamed Magdi Kafsha. The midfielder has netted 3 goals over the last five matches. Pyramids FC’s top weapon lately has been Ramadan Sobhi, who has two goals in the last 5 matches.

Aldosivi vs Atlético Tucumán Match Preview


Week 8 brings us a match on Jul 16th where Atlético Tucumán will travel to Mar del Plata to battle Aldosivi in a clash of these two extremely mismatched Superliga teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 9 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. Aldosivi sits at 28th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-3 loss against Defensa y Justicia. Brian Martínez struck first for Aldosivi in the 11th minute, then Bautista Kociubinski added another in the 18th minute on a feed from Fernando Román Villalba But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback in the 73rd minute on a goal by Nicolás Tripichio. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 7 of their last 10, while atlético Tucumán sits at 7th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Gimnasia La Plata. Augusto Lotti struck first for Atlético Tucumán in the 1st minute, then Ruiz Rodriguez added another in the 63rd minute on a feed from Joaquín Pereyra In the end, Gimnasia La Plata was frustrated by Atlético Tucumán’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Atlético Tucumán ended the match with the shutout victory. Atlético Tucumán should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 18 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 1 draw each.

Carrera has been the most prolific scorer on Atlético Tucumán in the last five matches with three goals. Aldosivi hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are Martin Cauteruccio and Leandro Maciel, and they each have 1 goal.

Arsenal de Sarandi vs Platense Match Preview


Jul 16th features a match where Arsenal de Sarandi will host Platense at Estadio Julio Humberto Grondona in a Superliga match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 11 degrees, which is great football weather. Arsenal de Sarandi sits at 12th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Patronato. Kruspzky struck first for Arsenal de Sarandi in the 45th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Patronato couldn’t muster any offence and Arsenal de Sarandi ran away with the shutout win. Arsenal de Sarandi should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 17 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 6th placed Platense, recorded a 1-1 draw against Newell’s Old Boys. Marcos Ledesma scored the first goal for Newell’s Old Boys on an own goal in the 41st minute, then Juan Esquivel tied it up for Platense in the 83rd minute earning Platense a comeback draw. Platense is looking for direction having 3 win and 1 losses in their last 10 matches.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season. Last season Platense won the head to head battle with 1 win and 1 draw.

Platense’s top weapon lately has been Juan Esquivel, who has two goals in the last 5 matches. Cristian Colmán has been on a hot streak lately. In the last five games, hes scored four goals for Arsenal de Sarandi.

Barracas Central vs Argentinos Juniors Match Preview


In a weekend match in week 8, on Saturday Jul 16th, Barracas Central will host Argentinos Juniors at Estadio De Excursionistas in a meeting of these two closely matched Superliga teams in the anticipated Capital Federal derby. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 10 degrees, a perfect day for football. Barracas Central is fresh off their 2-0 shutout win against Talleres Córdoba. Facundo Mater struck first for Barracas Central in the 40th minute, then Bruno Sepúlveda added another in the 55th minute In the end, Talleres Córdoba couldn’t muster any offence and Barracas Central ran away with the shutout win. Barracas Central is looking for direction having 3 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches, while argentinos Juniors sits at 8th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-1 win against Tigre. Gastón Verón struck first for Argentinos Juniors in the 14th minute on a feed from Javier Cabrera, then Javier Cabrera added another in the 25th minute. Argentinos Juniors should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 19 points in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season.

Nicolas Reniero has been the most prolific scorer on Argentinos Juniors in the last five matches with 2 goals. Barracas Central is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Neri Bandiera and Bruno Sepúlveda each having 2 goals in their last 5.