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Central Cordoba SdE vs Patronato Match Preview


On Fri Jul 15th, in week 8, Central Cordoba SdE will play host to Patronato in a clash of the Superliga. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 14 degrees, a perfect day for football. In their last match, 16th placed Central Cordoba SdE, recorded a 2-2 draw against Estudiantes. Leandro Díaz struck first for Estudiantes in the 11th minute on a feed from, then Manuel Castro added another in the 36th minute on a feed from Leandro Díaz. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 9 points in their last 10 matches, while patronato is fresh off their 0-1 loss against Arsenal de Sarandi. Facundo Daniel Kruspzky scored the first goal for Arsenal de Sarandi in the 45th minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Patronato couldn’t muster any offence and Arsenal de Sarandi ran away with the shutout win. Patronato looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season. Last season Patronato won the head to head battle with 1 win.

Axel Rodríguez has been the most effective weapon for Patronato lately. The Argentinian attacker has netted 2 goals in his last five matches. Central Cordoba SdE’s most prolific scorer has been Claudio Riaño. The Argentinian attacker has netted two goals over the last 5 matches.

Palmeiras vs São Paulo Match Preview


On Thu Jul 14th, Palmeiras plays host to São Paulo in a meeting of these two Copa do Brasil teams in the ever popular São Paulo derby. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 21 degrees, which is great football weather. In their last match, Palmeiras recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Fortaleza. Neither Fortaleza nor Palmeiras could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 13 and 12 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,. Palmeiras should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 21 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, São Paulo recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Atlético Mineiro. Atlético Mineiro had 10 on net, and São Paulo had 6, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,. São Paulo is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches.

São Paulo and Palmeiras last played eachother at the Estádio Cícero Pompeu De Toledo on Thursday Jun 23rd. São Paulo was victorious by a score of 1 to 0. Patrick scored the first goal for São Paulo in the 31st minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Palmeiras was frustrated by São Paulo’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. São Paulo ended the match with the shutout victory.

For São Paulo, their top scorers are Patrick and Luciano, each having 2 goals in their last five matches. Palmeiras hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last 5 matches are Murilo Cerqueira and Gustavo Gómez, and they each have 1 goal.

Santos vs Corinthians Match Preview


On Jul 14th, Santos will play host to Corinthians in a Copa do Brasil match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 19 degrees, which is great football weather. Santos is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Atlético GO. Barbosa struck first for Santos in the 76th minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Atlético GO couldn’t muster any offence and Santos ran away with the shutout win. Santos is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Corinthians recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Flamengo. Rodinei struck first for Corinthians on an own goal in the 52nd minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else At the end of 90 a dissapointed Flamengo couldn’t manage to score, and Corinthians took the shutout win. Corinthians is looking for direction having earned 16 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Arena Corinthians, Corinthians was victorious by a score of 4 to 0. Neither Corinthians nor Santos could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 0 and 0 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw, At the end of 90 a dissapointed Santos couldn’t manage to score, and Corinthians took the shutout win.

Corinthians is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Fábio Santos and Rodinei each only have 1 goal in their last 5. Santos’s most prolific scorer has been Léo Baptistão. The Brazilian attacker has netted two goals over the last five matches.

Flamengo vs Atlético Mineiro Match Preview


July 14th features a match where Flamengo will host Atlético Mineiro at Estadio Jornalista Mário Filho in a clash of the Copa do Brasil. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 20 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. Flamengo is fresh off their 0-1 loss against Corinthians. Rodinei scored the first goal for Corinthians on an own goal in the 52nd minute, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Flamengo was frustrated by Corinthians’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Corinthians ended the match with the shutout victory. Flamengo is looking for direction having earned 15 points in their last 10 matches, while atlético Mineiro is fresh off their 0-0 scoreless draw against São Paulo. Atlético Mineiro had 10 on net, and São Paulo had 6, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,. Atlético Mineiro should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 19 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on the 23rd of June, Atlético Mineiro was victorious by a score of 2 to 1. Neither Atlético Mineiro nor Flamengo could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 0 and 0 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,.

Atlético Mineiro is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Ademir and Ignacio Fernández each only have 1 goal in their last 5. Gabriel Barbosa Almeida has been the most prolific scorer on Flamengo in the last 5 matches with 2 goals.

Nashville SC vs Seattle Sounders Match Preview


July 14th features a match where Nashville SC will play host to Seattle Sounders in a meeting of these two evenly matched Major League Soccer teams. Nashville SC is fresh off their 1-4 loss against Charlotte. Christian Fuchs struck first for Charlotte in the 26th minute on a penalty kick, then Karol Świderski added another in the 61st minute on a feed from Yordy Reyna. Nashville SC is looking for direction having 4 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches, while seattle Sounders sits at 8th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-3 loss against Portland Timbers. Jarosław Niezgoda struck first for Portland Timbers in the 24th minute, then Santiago Moreno added another in the 82nd minute on a penalty shot In the end, Seattle Sounders couldn’t muster any offence and Portland Timbers ran away with the shutout win. With 19 points in their last 10 matches Seattle Sounders should be reasonably happy with their performance.

In their last match together, Nashville SC was victorious by a score of 1 to 0 in front of a crowd of just over 30000 fans. Aníbal Godoy struck first for Nashville SC in the 80th minute on a feed from Randall Leal, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed Seattle Sounders couldn’t manage to score, and Nashville SC took the shutout win.

Jordan Morris has been the most effective weapon for Seattle Sounders lately. The American attacker has netted two goals in his last five matches. Nashville SC is glad to have Hany Mukhtar in top form. In the last five matches the midfielder has scored four goals.

FC Dallas vs New York City Match Preview


Jul 14th features a match where New York City will travel to St. Louis to battle FC Dallas in a meeting of these two Major League Soccer teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 26 degrees, which is great football weather. In their last match, 4th placed FC Dallas, recorded a 2-2 draw against Houston Dynamo. Matt Hedges struck first for FC Dallas in the 27th minute on a feed from Alan Velasco, then Thorleifur Ulfarsson tied it up for Houston Dynamo in the 70th minute . FC Dallas is looking for direction having earned 12 points in their last 10 matches, while new York City is fresh off their 4-2 win against New England Revolution. Talles Magno struck first for New York City in the 10th minute on a penalty kick, then Gustavo Bou tied it up for New England Revolution in the 18th minute on a penalty kick , but fortunately for New York City it didn’t end there. They added more goals to be able to earn themselves the win. With 19 points in their last 10 matches New York City should be reasonably happy with their performance.

This will be the first match for these two teams against eachother this season. Last season these teams were evenly matched with 1 draw each.

Valentin Mariano Jose Castellanos Gimenez has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, hes scored 5 goals for New York City. FC Dallas’s most prolific scorer has been Ferreira. The attacker has netted 2 goals over the last 5 matches.

LA Galaxy vs San Jose Earthquakes Match Preview


On Thursday Jul 14th, LA Galaxy hosts San Jose Earthquakes in a clash of these two mismatched Major League Soccer teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 23 degrees, a perfect day for football. LA Galaxy is fresh off their 2-3 loss against Los Angeles FC. Jose Cifuentes struck first for Los Angeles FC in the 17th minute on a feed from Kellyn Acosta, then Samuel Grandsir tied it up for LA Galaxy in the 55th minute , but luckily for Los Angeles FC it didn’t end there. They were able to keep scoring to earn the win. LA Galaxy is looking for direction having 3 win and 5 losses in their last 10 matches, while san Jose Earthquakes sits at 13th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 2-2 draw against Toronto. Jeremy Ebobisse scored the first goal for San Jose Earthquakes in the 26th minute, but Deandre Kerr got the equalizer for Toronto in the 71st minute . San Jose Earthquakes is looking for direction having 3 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season, so it will be interesting how the match turns out. Last season LA Galaxy won the head to head battle with 2 wins.

San Jose Earthquakes’s most prolific scorer has been Jeremy Ebobisse. He has netted 3 goals over the last five matches. Dejan Joveljić has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, hes scored five goals for LA Galaxy.

Colorado Rapids vs Orlando City Match Preview


On the 14th of July, Orlando City will travel to Denver to battle Colorado Rapids in a meeting of these two mismatched Major League Soccer teams. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but hot day with daytime temperatures of 35 degrees, which may be tiring for the players. 12th placed Colorado Rapids is fresh off their 2-2 draw against Real Salt Lake. Savarino Quintero struck first for Real Salt Lake in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, then Justin Meram added another in the 51st minute. Colorado Rapids is looking for direction having earned 11 points in their last 10 matches, while 5th placed Orlando City is fresh off their 1-0 shutout win against Inter Miami. Damion Lowe struck first for Orlando City on an own goal in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Inter Miami was frustrated by Orlando City’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Orlando City ended the match with the shutout victory. Orlando City is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season.

Ercan Kara has been the most prolific scorer on Orlando City in his last five matches with three goals. Colorado Rapids is lucky enough to have a few offensive weapons, with Lalas Abubakar and Rubio Kostner each having 2 goals in their last 5.

El Sharqia Dokhan vs Misr Lel Makasa Match Preview


In this week 24 match, on Thu Jul 14th, El Sharqia Dokhan will host Misr Lel Makasa in a Premier League match. 17th placed El Sharqia Dokhan is fresh off their 3-2 win against El Gounah. Mahmoud Shabrawy struck first for El Gounah in the 33rd minute on a feed from Islam Mohareb, then Mohamed Naser tied it up for El Sharqia Dokhan in the 35th minute on a feed from Abou El Hamid But fortunately they were able to complete the comaback victory in the 90th minute on a goal by Abou El Hamid. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 6 points in their last 10 matches, while misr Lel Makasa is fresh off their 0-2 loss against Al Masry. Mohamed Grendo scored the first goal for Al Masry in the 12th minute, then Ilies Jelassi added another in the 29th minute from the penalty spot In the end, Misr Lel Makasa was frustrated by Al Masry’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Al Masry ended the match with the shutout victory. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 5 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match on Monday Dec 20th, Misr Lel Makasa and El Sharqia Dokhan battled to a 0-0 draw. Neither Misr Lel Makasa nor El Sharqia Dokhan could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 13 and 6 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,.

Misr Lel Makasa is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, and each only have 1 goal in their last 5. For El Sharqia Dokhan, their top scorers are Mohammed Saleh and Ahmed Meteb, each having 2 goals in their last five matches.

Ceramica Cleopatra vs Al Ittihad Match Preview


On Thu Jul 14th, Al Ittihad will travel to Suez to battle Ceramica Cleopatra in a clash of these two closely matched Premier League teams. 12th placed Ceramica Cleopatra is fresh off their 2-3 loss against Zamalek. Emam Ashour struck first for Zamalek in the 27th minute, then Seifeddine Jaziri added another in the 38th minute. Ceramica Cleopatra is looking for direction having 3 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 9th placed Al Ittihad, recorded a 1-0 shutout win against Pharco. Saïdou Simporé scored the first goal for Al Ittihad in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time on a penalty, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed Pharco couldn’t manage to score, and Al Ittihad took the shutout win. Al Ittihad is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Alexandria Stadium, Al Ittihad and Ceramica Cleopatra battled to a 4-4 draw. Mohamed Abdel Salam struck first for Al Ittihad in the 12th minute, but got the equalizer for Ceramica Cleopatra in the 14th minute .

Benjamin Boateng has been the most prolific scorer on Al Ittihad in the last 5 matches with 3 goals. Both Ahmed Mohsen and have been the hottest scorers for Ceramica Cleopatra in the last five each having scored 2 goals each.