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Los Angeles FC vs New England Revolution Match Preview


On Mar 13th, New England Revolution will travel to Los Angeles to battle Los Angeles FC in a clash of these two closely matched Major League Soccer teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cold day, and temperatures reaching a maximum of only 2 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. Los Angeles FC sits at 7th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 3-2 win against Portland Timbers. Giorgio Chiellini scored the first goal for Los Angeles FC in the 24th minute, then Carlos Alberto Vela Garrido added another in the 34th minute on a penalty. Los Angeles FC is looking for direction having 1 win and 0 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 4th placed New England Revolution, recorded a 3-0 shutout win against Houston Dynamo. Dylan Borrero struck first for New England Revolution in the 42nd minute on a feed from Bobby Wood, then Bobby Wood added another in the 53rd minute on a feed from DeJuan Jones At the end of 90 a dissapointed Houston Dynamo couldn’t manage to score, and New England Revolution took the shutout win. New England Revolution is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches.

These two teams have not yet played each other this season.

New England Revolution’s most prolific scorer has been Giacomo Vrioni. He has netted 2 goals over the last 5 matches. For Los Angeles FC, their top scorers are and Vela Garrido, each having 2 goals in their last five matches.

National Bank of Egypt vs Pyramids FC Match Preview


Mar 13th features a match where National Bank of Egypt will host Pyramids FC in a Premier League match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy but warm day with daytime temperatures of 23 degrees, which is great football weather. In their last match, National Bank of Egypt recorded a 1-2 loss against Ceramica Cleopatra. Karim Bambo struck first for National Bank of Egypt in the 51st minute, but Amr Mahmoud Kalawa got the equalizer for Ceramica Cleopatra in the 77th minute Finally they completed the comback in the 96th minute on a goal by Salah Mohsen to cap off a wild match. National Bank of Egypt looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 5 of their last 10, while in their last match, 3rd placed Pyramids FC, recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Zamalek. Pyramids FC had 8 on net, and Zamalek had 8, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,. Pyramids FC should be reasonably happy with their recent performance, earning 19 points in their last 10 matches.

National Bank of Egypt and Pyramids FC last played eachother at the Fayoum Stadium on Wed Nov 23rd. Pyramids FC was victorious by a score of 2 to 0. Mostafa Fathi struck first for Pyramids FC in the 73rd minute on a feed from Fagrie Lakay, then Mahmoud Saber added another in the 75th minute on a feed from Fagrie Lakay At the end of 90 a dissapointed National Bank of Egypt couldn’t manage to score, and Pyramids FC took the shutout win.

Ramadan Sobhi has been the most prolific scorer on Pyramids FC in the last 5 matches with 2 goals. Ahmed Yasser has been the most effective weapon for National Bank of Egypt lately. The attacker has netted 2 goals in his last five matches.

Melbourne Victory vs Western United Match Preview


On Mar 13th, Melbourne Victory hosts Western United at Aami Park in a A-League match. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 19 degrees, which should make for a nice day for football. In their last match, Melbourne Victory recorded a 0-1 loss against Sydney. Anthony Caceres struck first for Sydney in the 35th minute, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Melbourne Victory was frustrated by Sydney’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Sydney ended the match with the shutout victory. Melbourne Victory looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10, while western United is fresh off their 2-1 win against Perth Glory. Jordan Elsey struck first for Perth Glory in the 22nd minute, then Tongo Hamed Doumbia tied it up for Western United in the 42nd minute on a feed from Neil Kilkenny But luckily in the 48th minute, they were able to complete the comback with a goal by Botic. Western United is looking for direction having 3 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches.

On the 26th of December, Western United hosted Melbourne Victory at the Whitten Oval in their last match together. Western United won by a score of 1 to 0. Josh Risdon struck first for Western United in the %Minute minute of the %HalfNumber half’s stoppage time, and with that single goal the scoring was complete. Neither team could manage anything else In the end, Melbourne Victory was frustrated by Western United’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Western United ended the match with the shutout victory.

Noah Botic has been on a hot streak lately. In the last 5 games, hes scored 4 goals for Western United. Bruno Fornaroli has been the most effective weapon for Melbourne Victory lately. The attacker has netted three goals in his last five matches.

Banfield vs Boca Juniors Match Preview


On the 13th of March, in this week 7 match, Banfield will play host to Boca Juniors in a clash of the Superliga. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but hot day with daytime temperatures of 30 degrees, which may be tiring for the players. In their last match, Banfield recorded a 0-1 loss against Atlético Tucumán. Mateo Coronel struck first for Atlético Tucumán in the 41st minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster At the end of 90 a dissapointed Banfield couldn’t manage to score, and Atlético Tucumán took the shutout win. They’re hoping to improve on their recent performance, having lost 3 of their last 10, while in their last match, 7th placed Boca Juniors, recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Defensa y Justicia. Neither Boca Juniors nor Defensa y Justicia could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 25 and 20 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a scoreless draw,. Boca Juniors is looking for direction having 3 win and 1 losses in their last 10 matches.

This match will be the first time these two teams face eachother this season. Last season Banfield won the head to head battle with 1 win.

Both Jorge Figal and Langoni have been the hottest scorers for Boca Juniors in the last five each having scored 2 goals. Guillermo Soto and Andrés Chávez are the top scorers for Banfield in the last five matches, but unfortunately they only have one goal.

Juárez vs Necaxa Match Preview


On Monday Mar 13th, Necaxa will travel to Ciudad Juárez to battle Juárez in a Liga MX match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 17 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. Juárez sits at 13th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-3 loss against Monterrey. Victor Guzmán Olmedo scored the first goal for Monterrey in the 22nd minute, then Medina Ramirez added another in the 61st minute In the end, Juárez couldn’t muster any offence and Monterrey ran away with the shutout win. Juárez is looking for direction having earned 11 points in their last 10 matches, while necaxa sits at 16th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-1 loss against Tigres UANL. Fernando Gorriarán scored the first goal for Tigres UANL in the 41st minute, and that was all the excitement the two teams could muster In the end, Necaxa couldn’t muster any offence and Tigres UANL ran away with the shutout win. Necaxa looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 8 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, in Estadio Victoria De Aguascalientes, Necaxa was victorious by a score of 1 to 0. Facundo Batista struck first for Necaxa in the 36th minute on a feed from Dieter Villalpando, and that single goal was all that was necessary as neither team could manage any more scoring In the end, Juárez was frustrated by Necaxa’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Necaxa ended the match with the shutout victory.

Edgar Méndez has been the most prolific scorer on Necaxa in the last five matches with 3 goals. Juárez’s top weapon lately has been Gabriel Fernández, who has two goals in the last 5 matches.

Santos Laguna vs Tijuana Match Preview


On Monday Mar 13th, Santos Laguna hosts Tijuana in a clash of the Liga MX. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy but hot day with daytime temperatures of 31 degrees, which may be tiring for the players. In their last match, Santos Laguna recorded a 0-2 loss against Chivas. Víctor Guzmán struck first for Chivas in the 17th minute on a feed from Roberto Alvarado, then Fernando Beltran added another in the 1st minute of the first half’s stoppage time At the end of 90 a dissapointed Santos Laguna couldn’t manage to score, and Chivas took the shutout win. Santos Laguna is looking for direction having 3 win and 4 losses in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, 12th placed Tijuana, recorded a 1-1 draw against Atlas. Julio Furch struck first for Atlas in the 17th minute on a feed from Angel Jeremy Marquez Castaneda, then Lucas Cavallini tied it up for Tijuana in the 1st minute of the first half’s stoppage time earning Tijuana at least a draw. Tijuana is looking for direction having earned 11 points in their last 10 matches.

In their last match together, Santos Laguna took the match by a score of 2 to 0. Juan Brunetta struck first for Santos Laguna in the 56th minute, then Javier Correa added another in the 78th minute In the end, Tijuana couldn’t muster any offence and Santos Laguna ran away with the shutout win.

Tijuana hasn’t been successful in netting any goals lately. Their top scorers in the last five matches are Jose Garcia and Federico Lertora, and they each have 1 goal. For Santos Laguna, their top scorers are Juan Brunetta and Preciado Villarreal, each having 2 goals in their last five matches.

Milan vs Salernitana Match Preview


On the 13th of March, in this week 26 match, Milan will play host to Salernitana in a clash of the Serie A. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 11 degrees, a perfect day for football. Milan sits at 4th place in the tables. In their last match they recorded a 0-0 scoreless draw against Tottenham Hotspur. Neither Tottenham Hotspur nor Milan could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 9 and 14 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,. Milan is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches, while salernitana is fresh off their 0-0 scoreless draw against Sampdoria. Neither Sampdoria nor Salernitana could manage to put one past the goalie. They had 9 and 10 shots on net respectively, but no one could score, and the match ended in a 0 – 0 draw,. Salernitana looks to improve on their recent performance, having lost 6 of their last 10.

In their last match together, Milan won by a score of 2 to 1. Rafael Leão struck first for Milan in the 10th minute, then Sandro Tonali added another in the 15th minute.

Salernitana is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Antonio Candreva and Grigoris Kastanos each only have 1 goal in their last five. Junior Messias has been the most prolific scorer on Milan in the last 5 matches with two goals.

Metz vs Le Havre Match Preview


On the 13th of March, in this week 27 match, Metz will play host to Le Havre in a meeting of these two Ligue 2 teams. The game day is forecasted to be a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 9 degrees, making for an unpleasant day. In their last match, 4th placed Metz, recorded a 3-0 shutout win against Annecy. Georges Mikautadze scored the first goal for Metz in the 27th minute, then Youssef Maziz added another in the 50th minute on a feed from Georges Mikautadze In the end, Annecy couldn’t muster any offence and Metz ran away with the shutout win. Metz is on a hot streak lately, with only 0 loss in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, Le Havre recorded a 2-1 win against Laval. Jordan Adeoti struck first for Laval in the 10th minute, then Antoine Joujou tied it up for Le Havre in the 16th minute on a feed from Thiare Finally they completed the comback in the 79th minute on a goal by Sangante to cap off a wild match. With 20 points in their last 10 matches Le Havre should be reasonably happy with their performance.

Metz and Le Havre last played eachother at the Stade Océane on Mon Oct 24th. Le Havre was victorious by a score of 2 to 0. Gautier Lloris struck first for Le Havre in the 10th minute on a feed from Nabil Alioui, then Nabil Alioui added another in the 53rd minute In the end, Metz was frustrated by Le Havre’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. Le Havre ended the match with the shutout victory.

Arouna Sangante has been the most prolific scorer on Le Havre in the last 5 matches with two goals. Metz is glad to have Georges Mikautadze in top form. In the last five matches the attacker has scored 4 goals.

Girona vs Atlético Madrid Match Preview


On the 13th of March, in this week 25 match, Atlético Madrid will travel to Girona to battle Girona in a La Liga match. Weather on match day is looking like a cloudy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 12 degrees, which will be a great treat for players. 12th placed Girona is fresh off their 2-3 loss against Getafe. Enes Ünal struck first for Getafe in the 2nd minute on a feed from Borja Mayoral, then Enes Ünal added another in the 14th minute on a penalty. Girona is looking for direction having earned 14 points in their last 10 matches, while atlético Madrid is fresh off their 6-1 blowout win against Sevilla. Memphis Depay struck first for Atlético Madrid in the 23rd minute on a feed from Antoine Griezmann, then Memphis Depay added another in the 26th minute. With 21 points in their last 10 matches Atlético Madrid should be reasonably happy with their performance.

Girona and Atlético Madrid last played eachother at the Estadio Civitas Metropolitano on Saturday Oct 8th. Atlético Madrid was victorious by a score of 2 to 1 in front of just over 54000 jubilant spectators. Ángel Correa struck first for Atlético Madrid in the 5th minute on a feed from Antoine Griezmann, then Ángel Correa added another in the 48th minute.

Atlético Madrid’s top weapon lately has been Memphis Depay, who has 3 goals in the last five matches. Valentin Castellanos has been the most prolific scorer on Girona in the last five matches with 2 goals

Yangel Herrera, Ibrahima Kebe, Valery Fernandez Estrada and Yan are unavailable to play for Girona, while Atlético Madrid will be without Reinildo and Reguilón.

Randers vs AGF Match Preview


Mar 13th features a match where Randers will play host to AGF in a Superliga match. The game day is forecasted to be a windy and cool day, with daytime temperatures of only 8 degrees, so hopefuly the match makes up for the weather. In their last match, 6th placed Randers, recorded a 2-2 draw against Viborg. Clint Leemans struck first for Viborg in the 9th minute, then Mohamed Achouri added another in the 14th minute on a feed from Gaaei. Randers looks to improve on their recent performance, having earned only 7 points in their last 10 matches, while in their last match, AGF recorded a 2-0 shutout win against Horsens. Patrick Mortensen struck first for AGF in the 27th minute on a penalty shot, then Yann Bisseck added another in the 60th minute on a feed from Patrick Mortensen In the end, Horsens was frustrated by AGF’s defence and couldn’t put any tallies on the board. AGF ended the match with the shutout victory. AGF is looking for direction having 3 win and 3 losses in their last 10 matches.

On Jul 31st, AGF hosted Randers at the Ceres Park in their last match together. AGF and Randers battled to a 0-0 draw. AGF had 14 on net, and Randers had 10, but no one could beat the goalie, and the game ended in a 0-0 draw,.

AGF is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Mikael Anderson and Frederik Tingager each only have 1 goal in their last five. Randers is having problems scoring lately. Their top scorers, Filip Bundgaard and Carl Johansson each only have 1 goal in their last five.