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Trumps biggest corona flukes

In terms of amusement that is. We could have also called it ‘biggest misses’ in terms of sensitiveness or policy. We should not be too hard on Trump on handling the corona virus outbreak as it is improvisation for any world leader. And some tend to be a bit better at that than others. Without making this a political story, it is worth noticing that all the populistic world leaders are not doing great in containing the virus. Leaning heavily on economic growth for success, they are finding themselves between a rock and a hard place. But for this article we keep it light. Let’s dive into some of Trump’s most memorable and painfully remarks over the last few months:

Biden’s Facemask

It should be no surprise that there is a lot of mud throwing to be done between the two presidential candidates. Biden blames Trump not to wear a facemask in public and Trump, well, he replied that Biden should not be a hypocrite as he was spotted with his wife inside his house not wearing a facemask. We feel that Trump might have missed the point on facemasks.

Injecting light and detergent

This is probably the most memorable of them all. Trump has heard how the virus dies when faced with heat, strong uv light and detergent. ‘That’s it?’ thought Trump, ‘then why don’t we just inject light and detergent into the skin? See, this is why I’m president. No one else thought of this.’ And so, in response to the question if any positive was at the horizon on national television, Trump declared to the world that he just came up with some revolutionary plan. We can only imagine how the viewers must have felt when their leader announced his plans to the world.

To golf or not to golf

With the Ebola outbreak, Trump tweeted that Obama should not have been playing golf instead of managing the crisis. Not surprisingly, the irony that was casted upon Trump multiple times for him playing golf during the Corona crisis was not spared. This, we feel, is the least of his misjudgements. A man has to relax sometimes and if golf is his medicine of choice, so it be.

‘The april temperatures will make corona vanish’

It’s the beginning of March and Trump makes the prediction that the virus will miraculously ‘vanish’ if the temperature gets higher. By April the virus would globally stabilize, to be as good as gone in may. We now know that this prediction didn’t age well. And yes, that is an understatement.

Remember toilet paper being funny?

How fast the time flies. Just two months ago we saw video’s of a world wide toilet paper war. People plundering, fighting and scavenging massive amounts of toilet paper. How would these people look back at the video’s being made of them? How would they feel when they open the garage door to find a lifetime of toilet paper stacked up as a testimony of their stupidity? It is hard to imagine that history one day will feature ‘March 2020: toilet paper crisis’, but it is more than likely that this will be a standard lecture. Or people doing their college degree essay about toilet paper behaviour in a crisis.

Let’s reminisce about the funniest, most tragic and most memorable toilet paper moments. Let this article be a starting point for every study on the corona toilet paper crisis of 2020! We have made a few categories. Starting off positive, let us look at how the toilet paper art came to live. Start with the creativity:

The Funny

The ugly

The Aftermath

The toilet paper crisis, memes and fights are already replaced by the ‘my plans for 2020’ memes and whatever the quarantaine did for your body, your haircut, relationship and who knows what. If anything, the corona virus has showed us how hypes come as quick as they go and vica versa:

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What do you see? ?

A post shared by Memes.com (@memes) on May 17, 2020 at 6:13pm PDT

The generation of the quaranteens

The new generation will have an entirely set of new problems. Who knows, maybe hand models are gonna be a thing again. Posting a photo of your hands on Tinder to show what nice soft skin you have. We can see it happen!
Those that thought that stereotypes about high school athletes were a myth; think again. JR proves that a quarantine is what it takes for athletes to spend some time with their family. The generation of the quaranteens probably all marry the nerd of the class. They know better.
The Quaranteens will all work from home. That is a given. Not everyone or every job is suited for that, at least, that is what we thought. This photo(shop) got us thinking about the endlessness of potential possibilities!
Will we still see series in the future about a post-apocalyptic world with zombies and anarchy? Or will Hollywood jump on the band wagon and start creating series about a shortage of toiletpaper and people working from home. Be honest, we would all take a Netflix account just for that.

Welcome to the era known as toilet-paperia

How are we gonna explain to our grand childeren why we went crazy over toilet paper? We probably won’t tell them at all! Dad, were you one of the toilet paper hoarding people back in 2020? No son, not me, not me. Yeah, sure. Are we gonna see a chapter in the history books called ‘The age of toilet paperia’?
A bit too many people have bought a bit of many toilet paper. Now it turns out that there is enough toilet paper to go around and we are stuck with more paper than we can store. So what do we do? We come up with creative ways to get that paper where it belongs: the toilet!
What did you get for your birthday? A massive roll of toiletpaper? Wauw, she must really hate you! Well, that didn’t age well. I think the gift giver realizes at this point that he or she has given away a fortune. Not many people can say they are the toilet paper kings, especially in 2020. Congratulations my man!

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